Antonio Brown’s California House Is For Sale

And now comes word that Antonio Brown is selling his California house that he bought in April and is now selling for $3,375,000. This news comes just after I broke the news Saturday morning that Brown listed his Pittsburgh house for sale at $2,300,000.  That’s right, AB84 should go back and get his realtor license to avoid paying all the fees he’s about to drop on agents to move these properties that he’ll never visit again.

The really good news for AB is that the houses he’s selling are actually very nice homes. I’ve seen some athlete houses — Ray Lewis was trying to sell his house back in the day and it featured things like gold toilets — that were next to impossible to move, but AB shouldn’t have any issues finding a wife who will love these houses. The California house somehow has six bedrooms over 3,500 sq. ft. and comes with a guest house for any slam pieces that stop by.

From Antonio’s California realtor:

Enjoy the understated luxury of this contemporary, single level home on over an acre in a quiet, tree-lined neighborhood of Alamo within walking distance of the charming village. This spacious 5 bed/3.5 bath home PLUS 1 bed/1 bath ADU were built to take advantage of the large, private backyard with heated pool, sauna and entertainment patio w/fireplace. Total living space of approx 4, 199 sf plus 727 sf 3-car garage.

Modern, high-end finishes throughout with wide-plank hardwood floors, high ceilings, automated custom blinds, vaulted living rooom ceiling and full-wall sliding doors to the patio and pool. The ADU is separate from the main house allowing privacy for your family or guests. Includes bedroom suite w/walk-in closet, full kitchen w/island, high ceilings, hardwood floors & hookups for stacked W&D. TOP RANKED SAN RAMON VALLEY UNIFIED SCHOOLS Great commute location to major business hubs of SF and the East Bay via hwy 680/24 or two nearby BART stations.

I’m telling you, AB has great tastes in houses. Don’t even focus on the main house. Look at the guest house. That’s plenty for me. The wife can have the main house, just let me go out there and watch football and drink. Maybe dip in the pool here and there and have a nice life.

Mortgage: You’re looking at $16,000/mo. or so. That’s right, you’re living 46 miles from Google HQ. Of course you’re going to pay a fortune to live there.

Antonio Brown’s California house for sale / via Realtor
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