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May 24th, 2012

EBay Seller Unloading His Piece Of Junk Baseball With Jesus Scuff Mark

Long story short, some (we’ll guess a dude) seller on eBay has listed a scuffed up baseball that might just be a Jesus scuffed baseball. The seller, who has a lousy 83% approval rating, reports: “This is a normal baseball that I believe has the face of Jesus on it. My friend was playing baseball with it and one of the scuffs just happened to make this face. We just thought this was a pretty cool and rare occurrence.” Wait, a baseball just gets a Jesus scuff? Do you take cash? JUMP!

May 24th, 2012

Mass. Cops Looking For Red Sox Robber Instead Arrest Yankees Fan On Warrant! [Cuff 'Em]

Here we go again with a Yankee-Red Sox rivalry arrest story. Of course there have been Yankees-Red Sox beatings that’ve made headlines over the years. There have been Yankees fans robbing banks. Same from the Red Sox side. But have you ever heard of a Red Sox fan pulling off an armed robbery and the Massachusetts cops arresting a Yankees fan instead? Yeah, it happened this week. JUMP!

May 24th, 2012

A.I.’s Reaction Upon Learning He Would Not Be Playing In Game 6 [Morning Twitpic]

The other big news, besides the 76ers getting a victory in Game 6, was that Allen Iverson was in the house to provide moral support to his former team. Of course Philly columnists noted that the guy “looked like a shell of his former self.” Seriously, you think? The guy hasn’t played in an NBA game since 2010. Think he’s a shell? Amazing! In MLB news, would the Steinbrenner boys really sell the Yankees? That’s the report. Let’s get rolling!

May 23rd, 2012

Manny Ramirez’s Head Is Full Of Gray Hair [PHOTOS]

Poor Manny Ramirez. There was the whole steroids suspension, the trouble with his wife & the cops and now comes the gray hair. The guy turns 40 on May 30 and it shows via these photos with Kevin Millar that were shown today on MLB Network’s Intentional Talk. Something crazy is going on with that hair because September 13, 2011, when he was arrested, his mugshot looks quite different. 0-to-60 with the gray in 8 months? JUMP!

May 23rd, 2012

Is This The Best Pete Rose Sliding Head First Into Third Tattoo You’ve Ever Seen?

Game over. Say hello to the best Pete Rose sliding head first into third tattoo we’ve ever seen. Just happened to be researching a Rose piece and came across this gem that was uploaded to Twitter a couple weeks ago. Of course the ink deserves special attention because we can’t find another leg with a Pete Rose belly flop. Still efforting photographer @Beahrs_5 to figure out what guy should be congratulate for this piece of history. JUMP!

May 23rd, 2012

Someone Get Jose Canseco A Helmet Cam To Show His Strikeouts [VIDEO]

As if nobody was going to record Jose Canseco’s at-bats during his first home game in Worcester, Mass. for the Tornadoes. Guess what was posted on YouTube this week? A Canseco AB from said home game. The guy has four hits in 20 ABs and a lousy RBI. He’s also tied for the team-high in strikeouts (7). Of course the asshole hasn’t gotten around to addressing his .200 average on Twitter. Check out this bat speed. JUMP!

May 23rd, 2012

Greg Maddux Selling This Vegas Dump That Reminds Us Of The Imperial Palace; $2.25MM [PHOTOS]

Greg Maddux’s first MLB salary: $82,500. Last salary:$10mm. Career earnings: just shy of $154mm. However, the guy could literally drive down to the Bellagio and not a soul would realize that was a hall of famer playing at the $25 BJ table. Unassuming bazillionaire. Anyway, Maddux is unloading his Vegas dump with a couple cool pools. Don’t say we didn’t warn you about this Imperial Palace-like hell hole. JUMP!

May 23rd, 2012

Dapper Phillies Robber Wants All The Money Up In This Chicago Bank! [Cuff 'Em]

Via: A north side PNC Bank branch was robbed late Tuesday morning. The robber entered the bank, 3940 N. Harlem, and demanded money from a teller. He implied he had a weapon but did not display one, and no injuries were reported, police said. Just when we think Phillies Nation is on the right track some bro in Chicago has to ruin the fan reputation. Kinda a ballsy move wearing the Phillies gear in a Chi-town robbery. One of you knows him.

May 22nd, 2012

Indians Pitcher, Former Miss Teen USA & Her Family In Lake Erie Island Bar Brouhaha [Arrest Report]

First of all, we now know that it’s highly likely that Cleveland Indians’ reliever Joe Smith is dating Fox 8 sports reporter & former Miss Teen USA Allie LaForce. How do we know? Because Smith, Ms. LaForce and her family was in a feud at notorious Lake Erie Put-In-Bay island bar, Roundhouse. Smith failed to show bar security his I.D. and was denied entry to the legendary boozery. JUMP!

May 22nd, 2012

Chuck Knoblauch Says That Wasn’t Him In Chef Pants Hitting On NYC G Train Chicks

The story that “blew up” the Internet yesterday had to be the Chuck Knoblauch hitting on NYC G train chicks tale. It was posted on Tumblr by a Brooklyn librarian who claimed a guy named “Chuck” tried to pick up her and a friend with tales of Fenway, baseball and his chef pants. Of course Knobs got on Twitter last night to defend himself. JUMP!