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Jose Canseco is Done With ‘American Idol’
It was announced this week that the 15th season of “American Idol” would be its last. I’m assuming most of America’s reaction was something like, “It’s about goddamn time.” Jose Canseco, however, was quite invested in Season 14, and is...
Jose Canseco on Alex Rodriguez: "He's the man."
Alex Rodriguez is off to such a terrific start this season that he has people other than Yankees fans jumping on his bandwagon. His offseason training partner, Barry Bonds, is definitely on board, telling the USA Today he can’t wait...
Jose Canseco Not a Fan of ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’
Jose Canseco may be available for home run derbies (for the low cost of $5,000), but you better think twice if you want to hire him for a “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” viewing party. Jose was subjected to a...
I Just Changed My Mind About Hiring Jose Canseco For A Home Run Derby
Noooooo way am I hiring Canseco for that summer home run derby thing I was thinking about. I’m out. The last thing I need in life is something to go wrong at a softball derby and have Canseco threatening...
I'm Looking To Hire Jose Canseco To Do A BC Home Run Derby
I've always wondered if I could beat Canseco in a derby.
Jose Canseco and Leila Knight Do Movie Night, McLovin Chimes In
How’d you spend your Saturday night? Club hard at the douchiest spot imaginable? Swipe away on Tinder? Watch degenerates pound beer at Buffalo Wild Wings as they freak out over spreads? For Jose Canseco, he kept it chill at his...
Jose Canseco Firmly Backs All Superheroes
With the wave of anti-police sentiment sweeping the country, it’s become clear that there is only one solution to bring down the real criminals: Superheroes! Yes. We’re talking men and women donning masks and capes to deliver justice to those...
Jose Canseco and Leila Knight Do Date Night At Treasure Island
After months of physical and emotional pain, it looks like Jose Canseco has landed back on his feet. His finger is no longer super mangled and is nearing softball-level readiness, and perhaps most importantly, he backed off the Shania...
Jose Canseco’s Stages of Finger Healing
Man, time sure does fly. It seems like it was just yesterday when Jose Canseco carelessly blasted his finger while cleaning one of his guns. Fast-forward two-plus months and Jose’s finger has gone from vomit-inducing to near softball-ready. It’s...
Jose Canseco Buddy Tapes Blasted Finger, Declares Himself Ready for Softball
On Monday, BC commander Joe Kinsey provided a status update on the finger Jose Canseco blew off while cleaning his Ruger pistol. Shockingly, it wasn’t totally disgusting—at least not as disgusting as it used to be. Sure it had...
Jose Canseco's Finger Is Healing Nicely
Remember how Jose Canseco shot off his finger while cleaning one of his guns? Of course you do. And we waited, waited and waited for photos of the finger. Jose made Sunday night reveal night and, as...
How Jose Canseco & Leila Knight Split Their Pets Post-Breakup
Just when you thought Jose Canseco and model Leila Knight were going to make it, the former MLB slugger just had to mess it up and verbally abuse his then-fiancée and her mom. But lost amidst all of these alleged...
