Noooooo way am I hiring Canseco for that summer home run derby thing I was thinking about. I’m out. The last thing I need in life is something to go wrong at a softball derby and have Canseco threatening me on Twitter.
Here we have Jose going off this afternoon from an incident that seems to be developing.
It seems, from what I can gather, that you don’t want to mess with a guy who blows off fingers while cleaning guns and is known to have goats as pets. I’m done messing with him. Here I was thinking about having a “Beat Jose Canseco Softball Home Run Derby.” I just called it off.
Jose, seriously, I was just fooling around with your buddy Shannon about the whole softball thing. Didn’t mean any harm. It’ll never happen again.
