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Feb 13, 2015

Buy A Bears Tailgating Ambulance — $8,000

  Been thinking about getting serious about the Bears tailgating scene? Tired of watching the other guys dominate the tailgating scene with their fancy Bears RVs with stripper poles and Kegerators? It’s time to upgrade to the Bears ambulance that’s...

Dec 18, 2014

Bears Fan on Craigslist In Need of Free Jay Cutler Jersey to Deface

    On Wednesday, the Chicago Bears officially put an end to the Jay Cutler era in embarrassing fashion by benching him for way-worse backup Jimmy Clausen. I’m sure Chicagoans were thrilled with this news—I mean, they were already burning...

Dec 5, 2014

Bears Fan Stabbed 9 Times by Cowboys Fans in Parking Lot Fight

Idiots were out in full force at Thursday night’s Bears-Cowboys game. We already told you about the Cowboys fan who was clocked for line jumping a bunch of Bears fans in the restroom. Now, according to the Chicago Tribune, there...

Cowboys Bathroom Line Jumper Gets Punched By Bears Fan

[protected-iframe id=”41aceb9eaf95e53c0f040c2e69df9297-22577676-23105199″ info=”//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js” width=”600″ height=”700″] What we have here is a case of a Cowboys fan thinking he’s going to just jump in front of Bears fans in the pisser line at last night’s game. Not going to happen. Bears...

Dec 5, 2014

Dad Burns His Son's Jay Cutler Jersey

For the second consecutive game, the Chicago Bears laid a massive egg to once again prove they are nothing but another preseason hype team. The Bears were shellacked by Aaron Rodgers on Sunday Night Football, allowing Mr. Discount Double Check...

Nov 10, 2014

Snag Lovie Smith's House With A Custom Library For $1.99 Million

    As one of the NFL’s “good guys,” Lovie Smith earned universal acclaim when he landed the Tampa Bay Buccaneers job to mob up the MRSA Greg Schanio left behind. The CDC must have given Smith the green light...

Aug 21, 2014

Aug 20, 2014

Buy This Tricked Out Custom Bears RV — Buy It Now $55,000!

  If you’re just now planning now on how to consume the 2014 football season, you’re already too late. True fans have already schemed out their dual-60 inch Samsung LEDs and have long ago told loved ones that’ll they won’t...

May 18, 2014

Jim McMahon Golfing Pro-Am Barefoot With Cow-Print Shorts & Bud Light

Do you kids remember Jim McMahon? You should — he was THE cocky, accomplished college/pro quarterback a decade before Johnny Manziel was even born. Nearly 20 years after retiring from the NFL, McMahon is still walking around giving no fucks....

Jan 2, 2014

25 NSFW Black Guys Analyze Jay Cutler's New Contract

Some fans may have thought that Jay Cutler was on his way out of Chicago after the Bears missed the playoffs (again), and Josh McCown showed himself to be a serviceable back-up this season. Think again. Per NFL.com’s Ian Rapoport,...