Robert Charette

Assoc. Editor @FreeBeacon . . https://twitter.com/_Charette_
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Oct 8, 2014

Complete Vince Young’s Redemption Arc By Buying His Houston Home For $815K

It’s remarkable Vince Young hasn’t been the subject of one of Tom Rinaldi’s signature soft focused, agave nectar sweet puff...

Oct 7, 2014

UF QB Will Grier’s Ex-Girlfriend Taylor Walker Rebounds With NASCAR Driver Austin Dillon

  You got to recognize Taylor Walker’s hustle. Not even six months have gone passed and Tay has already upgraded...

Sep 26, 2014

Instasmoke Jordan Carver Is Boxing An Ex-Porn Star In Germany This Weekend

      Boxing is such a joke these days, old ass Manny Pacquiao popping off at old ass Floyd...

Sep 23, 2014

Players From Purdue Make The Highest Average NFL Salaries & Other Interesting Data

The Chargers Twitter account tweeted a nifty, humble brag-esque stat last week. Did you know that CA is the state...

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Sep 19, 2014

Buy Patrick Peterson’s House With A Peterson-Themed Basketball Court – $1.89 Million!

  Let me cut to the chase: if I had $2 million lying around, I would bid for Patrick Peterson’s...

BC Interview: Jay Glazer Talks Football & His Talk Like A Pirate Day Project With Captain Morgan

  It only took three days, but the Vikings appear to have finally found a way to distance themselves from...

Sep 18, 2014

Buy Carlos Lee’s Two Kitchen Texas Palace For $1.9 Million

    The only time you ever hear about former MLB slugger Carlos Lee these days is when some blogger...

Sep 16, 2014

Buy Justin Tuck’s Dually Ford F-350 Beast For Just $45,100

  Justin Tuck was already well prepared for the culture shock for playing with the lowly Raiders after claiming two...

Sep 15, 2014

Sep 11, 2014

Score This Iowa Tailgating Party Wagon For Only $1,000

The 2014 Iowa Hawkeyes have been a cruel bunch so far this season. They’ve had to gut out victories over...

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Sep 4, 2014

Bid $15,000 on Antoine Walker’s Tricked Out Benz!

Cars like this gem found on eBay are reason #3 on why, despite amassing impressive fortunes, pro athletes go broke....

Sep 4, 2014

Did Gisele Take Away All of Tom Brady’s Toughness?

Kevin Plank and Under Armour are going around spinning that the reason they were willing to drive a dump truck...

Aug 29, 2014

Here It Is! The Roided Rammer Jammer Bama Tailgating Beast

Everyone knows that Alabama is going to blow the doors off of West Virginia tomorrow. Nick Saban is on a...

Aug 29, 2014

Nick Saban Gets Lit Up On His High School Coverage Team

Nick Saban is a notorious tightass when it comes to his squad’s special teams unit. While most coaches pay the...

Aug 28, 2014

Get This Miami Dolphins Themed Chrysler For $7,995!!!

If I’d ever move to Miami, I’d feel compelled to buy the most loud, obnoxious, and extravagant car I could...

Aug 27, 2014

Buy Mickey Mantle’s Driver’s License For $500,000!

Fans taking food out of their kids mouths to spend it their passed sports idols’ memorabilia always struck me as...

Aug 26, 2014

Meet The 40-Year-Old Saints Cheerleader, Oldest In Team History

Middle-aged NFL cheerleaders aren’t anything new, but in a region of the county that’s renowned for its off-field talent, 40...

Aug 26, 2014

Tampa Strip Club Report For Richie Incognito

  The Richie Incognito saga took its predictable next turn when the pariah o-lineman met with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers...

Aug 25, 2014

Dime SI Models Throw Out First Pitches At Brooklyn Cyclones Game

I remain consistently impressed by Sports Illustrated being able to churn out their high quality annual swimsuit magazine and get...

Aug 22, 2014

Levi’s Stadium STILL Isn’t Ready For Sunday (The Turf Is A Disaster)

Looks like the 49ers front office spent all their money on Colin Kaepernick’s fancy new deal, but didn’t leave any...

Aug 22, 2014

Bar Paly Ice Bucket Grade: D+

Bar Paly is one of my favorite Israeli Bars, but unfortunately she always seems a step behind the times. Her...

Aug 21, 2014

I’m Betting These Packer Fans Will NOT Eat The Horse Collar Kielbasa Turd

The Cold War of stadium concession abominations was cranked up even hotter with the Packer’s new latest offense to dietary...

Aug 21, 2014

Snag Lovie Smith’s House With A Custom Library For $1.99 Million

    As one of the NFL’s “good guys,” Lovie Smith earned universal acclaim when he landed the Tampa Bay...

Aug 20, 2014

Buy This Tricked Out Custom Bears RV — Buy It Now $55,000!

  If you’re just now planning now on how to consume the 2014 football season, you’re already too late. True...

Aug 20, 2014

Jeff Garcia Is Selling $7.7 Million House You Didn’t Think He Could Afford In The First Place

Ex-Niners QB Jeff Garcia will be perhaps the first person ever to move away from Southern California to Canada as...