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Jun 8, 2015

Cardale Jones’ Chipotle Hunt in Miami Was a Success

After throwing out the first pitch at Saturday’s Cleveland Indians game and attending Joe Haden’s celebrity softball game, one would assume Cardale Jones would be a little burned out from the weekend. It turns out that isn’t the case, as...

May 19, 2015

Cardale Jones Interning at JPMorgan Chase

If you thought Cardale Jones was going to spend his entire summer trolling Joakim Noah on Twitter, think again. Jones, who aspires to be a financial planner one day, is putting in the groundwork to that future by apparently interning...

OSU Football Team Jumps 12 Gauge, 12 Gauge Retaliates

It’s well known by now that Ohio State has an embarrassment of riches at the quarterback position. Braxton Miller, JT Barrett, Cardale Jones — basically, Urban Meyer will have an interesting decision to make this upcoming season. However, some members...

Apr 8, 2015

Cardale Jones Regrets ‘Classes are Pointless’ Tweet, Unloads on Twitter Trolls

While folks go crazy looking back on past vacations or celebrity encounters for their “Throwback Thursday” social media posts, Ohio State quarterback decided to re-visit an infamous tweet from 2012. You know the one I’m talking about — it involves...

Apr 2, 2015

Columbus TV Station Mixes Up Cardale Jones & J.T. Barrett

Looks like we might have an intern out of a job at ABC-6 in Columbus after this debacle during Thursday’s 5:00 news. How can an intern possibly keep his/her job after screwing up Cardale and J.T. … in Columbus? How...

Mar 13, 2015

Feb 9, 2015

Cardale Jones Staying Busy Changing Diapers…Just Kidding, He's At The Club

The Cardale Jones victory tour rolled on this weekend at a Columbus bar where he let a brunette back into the national championship while J.T. Barrett tried to stay awake while a jersey chaser got cozy. That’s just life these...

Jan 20, 2015

Cardale Jones Up In Da Club, Pizza Hut Spinach Disaster & Raw Sign of the Year

  Deflated balls So D’Qwell Jackson picks off a Brady pass late in the second quarter and notices something odd about the football. He gives the ball to someone on the staff who then alerts Pagano. Eventually the Colts management...

Jan 16, 2015

Cardale Jones Staying At Penn State, Puig Playing Duck Hunt & Bilas Stoned?

AFC/NFC Picks Give me the Patriots in the late game. The Colts are like the early Jordan teams. They needed to get to the AFC Championship to taste what it’s like to get close to the Super Bowl, but they’ll...

Jan 15, 2015

20 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Cardale Jones Staying At Ohio State

  He’s coming back to play school for at least one more year. Cardale Jones, now a icon for life in Ohio, announced today that he was coming back for another year and giving credence to statements he’s been making...

Jan 15, 2015

Donovan McNabb Giving Cardale Jones Advice … From A College Graduate

  I always heard it was hard to get a speech communications degree from Syracuse. Donovan McNabb graduated from Syracuse and then went on to have a decent NFL career so he’s just the guy to give Cardale Jones advice...

Jan 15, 2015

Cardale Jones Spotted Near 12 Gauge Department At Dick's

  Where else would you expect to find 12 Gauge at Dick’s Sporting Goods? I know someone out there in Buckeye land will freak out thinking I’m insinuating he was looking at 12 gauge shotguns and that it’s wrong to...