The Machine doesn't need it anymore.
Albert Pujols still has $165 million dollars left on his massive $240 million dollar contract he signed with the Angels...
No pay. No poop. No pee., nature at it’s finest and Buffalo welcomes Eichel with #15 Pizza Logs. Do you...
Aaron Rodgers of the Green Bay Packers was the best guy you could draft in your fantasy football league. The guy put up solid points every single week. Because of this, Rodgers was presented with the Spike Guys Choice Fantasy Player Award by Malin Akerman and another hot blonde. Rodgers beat out Albert Pujols to receive "The Mantlers" where he said he would put it by his other trophies. He cracked some jokes and left the stage with the ladies. Smart man. JUMP!
Albert Pujols is a member of the Los Angeles Angels, who aren't even near Los Angels, but that's another story. This story is about Pujols leaving the St. Louis Cardinals, where he was a folk hero or something like that. This is a story about a man, a hamburger named for that man, his defensive wife and the pissed off fans he left behind. Mostly, it's about a hamburger, though. And if this picture doesn't get you to check it out, there's something wrong with you. Bang it!
Busted Coverage Assignment Editor Monty McMahon is a lifelong Milwaukee Brewers fan. He's lived through years of Tony LaRussa being a huge crybaby. Tony's antics in last night's heated Cardinals-Brew Crew game sent Monty over the edge. If you are a Cards fan, get ready to hate our editor. If you hate Tony LaRussa, get ready to be in tears. And if you cheer for the Brewers, here is your new hero. Monty unleashes - JUMP!
