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Albert Pujols
Feb 21, 2016

Buy Albert Pujols’ Irvine Mansion (With A Mike Trout Poster) — $7.75 Million

Albert Pujols still has $165 million dollars left on his massive $240 million dollar contract he signed with the Angels...

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Jul 14, 2015

Albert “Old News” Pujols, The Toddfather & 18th Century Civil War

No pay. No poop. No pee., nature at it’s finest and Buffalo welcomes Eichel with #15 Pizza Logs. Do you...

Jun 10, 2012

Malin Akerman Presented Aaron Rodgers With The Guys Choice Fantasy Player Award [VIDEO]

Aaron Rodgers of the Green Bay Packers was the best guy you could draft in your fantasy football league. The guy put up solid points every single week. Because of this, Rodgers was presented with the Spike Guys Choice Fantasy Player Award by Malin Akerman and another hot blonde. Rodgers beat out Albert Pujols to receive "The Mantlers" where he said he would put it by his other trophies. He cracked some jokes and left the stage with the ladies. Smart man. JUMP!

Dec 12, 2011

Albert Pujols Has A New Contract And A New Hamburger

Albert Pujols is a member of the Los Angeles Angels, who aren't even near Los Angels, but that's another story. This story is about Pujols leaving the St. Louis Cardinals, where he was a folk hero or something like that. This is a story about a man, a hamburger named for that man, his defensive wife and the pissed off fans he left behind. Mostly, it's about a hamburger, though. And if this picture doesn't get you to check it out, there's something wrong with you. Bang it!

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Aug 3, 2011

Busted Coverage Editorial: Tony La Russa’s Vagina Hurts!

Busted Coverage Assignment Editor Monty McMahon is a lifelong Milwaukee Brewers fan. He's lived through years of Tony LaRussa being a huge crybaby. Tony's antics in last night's heated Cardinals-Brew Crew game sent Monty over the edge. If you are a Cards fan, get ready to hate our editor. If you hate Tony LaRussa, get ready to be in tears. And if you cheer for the Brewers, here is your new hero. Monty unleashes - JUMP!