Albert Pujols
Albert Pujols, Zion Williamson, and Others Give Back To Team Employees
If you happen to have a full time job in sports right now, chances are you haven’t been able to do much other than sit on the couch and hope for some good news. Stadium workers in particular have been...
Joey Votto Reminds His St. Louis Uber Drivers That He Won The 2010 MVP Over Albert Pujols
King MLB troll is back again
Buy Albert Pujols’ 2013 Bentley Continental Flying Spur — $119,500
The Machine doesn't need it anymore.
Buy Albert Pujols' Irvine Mansion (With A Mike Trout Poster) — $7.75 Million
Albert Pujols still has $165 million dollars left on his massive $240 million dollar contract he signed with the Angels back in 2012, so I’m assuming he might be looking to upgrade his home from this bad boy to an...
Albert "Old News" Pujols, The Toddfather & 18th Century Civil War
No pay. No poop. No pee., nature at it’s finest and Buffalo welcomes Eichel with #15 Pizza Logs. Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? We want your...
Malin Akerman Presented Aaron Rodgers With The Guys Choice Fantasy Player Award [VIDEO]
Aaron Rodgers of the Green Bay Packers was the best guy you could draft in your fantasy football league. The guy put up solid points every single week. Because of this, Rodgers was presented with the Spike Guys Choice Fantasy Player Award by Malin Akerman and another hot blonde. Rodgers beat out Albert Pujols to receive "The Mantlers" where he said he would put it by his other trophies. He cracked some jokes and left the stage with the ladies. Smart man. JUMP!
Albert Pujols Has A New Contract And A New Hamburger
Albert Pujols is a member of the Los Angeles Angels, who aren't even near Los Angels, but that's another story. This story is about Pujols leaving the St. Louis Cardinals, where he was a folk hero or something like that. This is a story about a man, a hamburger named for that man, his defensive wife and the pissed off fans he left behind. Mostly, it's about a hamburger, though. And if this picture doesn't get you to check it out, there's something wrong with you. Bang it!
Busted Coverage Editorial: Tony La Russa’s Vagina Hurts!
Busted Coverage Assignment Editor Monty McMahon is a lifelong Milwaukee Brewers fan. He's lived through years of Tony LaRussa being a huge crybaby. Tony's antics in last night's heated Cardinals-Brew Crew game sent Monty over the edge. If you are a Cards fan, get ready to hate our editor. If you hate Tony LaRussa, get ready to be in tears. And if you cheer for the Brewers, here is your new hero. Monty unleashes - JUMP!
