Football - page 181

Nov 7, 2011

25 NSFW Jerry Sandusky/Joe Paterno Tweets

ABC News caught up with former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky this weekend and, of course, the alleged child-raping pervert was wearing his Nittany Lions jacket. By now you've heard that Sandusky was supposedly raping boys whom he came into contact with via a non-profit he'd founded back in the day. Joe Paterno knew about at least one incident back in 2002. Nothing happened. Now people want answers. Tweets! JUMP!

Nov 7, 2011

Look At Fat Pig Raiders Fan & Her Teabag Tebow Sign [Morning Twitpic]

How did that teabagging work out for you, Flo? 12 carries, 117 yards. Two TDs through the air. It's good to see that Carson Palmer trade working out for the Raiders. 3 picks. But, in typical Raiders fan fashion, these morans win the battle of great GameDay signs. What else is going on in the NFL? The Cincinnati friggin' Bengals have the second-best rush defense in the NFL and now can kinda bury the Steelers next Sunday. Let's get rolling!

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Nov 6, 2011

LSU Vs. Alabama Defensive Gem OF THE CENTURY Morning After Newspapers

How many different ways can an Alabama newspaper spin last night's game into an EPIC defensive game for the ages? Many. We warned you - with a BC twist - as to how kicking would be a major star in the LSU-Alabama game. Jeremy Shelley's girlfriend, Blair McElroy (yes, Greg's sister), is kinda salty this morning. While LSU was busy dicking around with a two QB system, Saban had to figure out which kicker to run out there. So sad, Bama. The headlines! JUMP!

Nov 5, 2011

‘Hey Les, Eat My GrAss’ Sign Should Shine Today On ESPN [Morning Twitpic]

Welcome to BCS Championship Day in Tuscaloosa. Both sides are waking up this morning to a beautiful day filled with 12 hours of drinking, walking The Strip, GameDay and so much Skynard that those Yankee media members from NYC will leave with ear aches. "Roll Tide Roll!" Anyway, how big is this game? Condoleezza Rice will be there. Says Trent Richardson will be the difference. You MUST read her talk about football. Let's get ROLLing!

Nov 4, 2011

Angela Rypien Lingerie Football Seattle Home Opener Tonight! [PHOTOS]

Our DVR is set for tonight's Seattle Mist vs. Las Vegas Sin LFL showdown because once again Angela Rypien will be QBing the Mist and MTV2 will broadcast live at 10 p.m. EST from the ShoWare Center. Rypien has been making the media rounds this week, talking to Fox & Friends and even taking time for an ESPN.com interview with Rick Reilly who always seems to have his finger on the pulse of America. The Mist are 1-0, & Rypien is the LFL's darling. Here's why. JUMP!

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Nov 4, 2011

Have $1MM To Blow? Buy This Bama BCS Championship Original [EBAY]

Folks, we warned you last week that, just like ESPN, we would be taking your nuts and shoving them up against a wall and driving Alabama & LSU coverage against them until they're flattened like a rack of ribs at Dreamland BBQ up on the hill in Tuscaloosa. Now, who's up for a $1,000,000 Ben Teeter original painting of the 2009 BCS Champions? Hottest item on eBay right now. Feel like throwin some money around. Nut up, Bama Nation. JUMP!

Velvet Sky Is A Tom Brady Superfan In Soccer Cleats! [PHOTOS]

Never heard of Velvet Sky? Same here, but we're always down for some 'Superfan' coming out of the woodwork on a Friday afternoon while most of America counts down the hours until the BCS Championship. Velvet is some sort of TNA (Wrestling) Knockout and decided doing a shoot with those giant implants in a Tom Brady jersey would be cool for the fans. Just some advice: cut off the sleeves & much more cleav. Otherwise, good to go. JUMP!

Nov 4, 2011

Are You Male? Need Cheap LSU-Alabama Ticket? LOOK! [Craigslist]

From Tuscaloosa Craigslist: Looks like I'm probably going to have an extra ticket to the game. I'm white 511 fit masculine. If interested in going maybe having some fun before or after hit me up. I'm a top like making out oral safe only neg. prefer white hwp masculine and under 30. Send stats and pic for mine and a response. Place to stay the night a plus. So many of you paying big dollars on StubHub might want to think how bad you want to see this game.

Nov 4, 2011

LSU & Alabama Playboy Coeds On BCS Title Game, Talking To Dad & Being Naked

LSU and Alabama, the top two teams in the current AP and BCS college football polls, meet in just over 24 hours at Bryant-Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa. ESPN's College Gameday can yammer on about the unstoppable force-immovable object metaphor of LSU's offense and the 'Bama defense; Busted Coverage gets you inside info on the two schools from people who look a lot better naked than Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit. Hello, ladies! JUMP!

Nov 4, 2011

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Nov 4, 2011

GameDay Signs Should Be So Very Special This Week [Morning Twitpic]

There is a Publix grocery store about 250 yards from where GameDay is broadcasting live this week. Would someone please take a photo of the beer aisle in that store. Has to be empty. Frat houses directly in front of Fowler and crew. They call this street The Strip. It's Ground Zero for Saturday's BCS Championship. If you are going to be in the area and want to be a hero to Busted Coverage readers around the world, take pics. mail@bustedcoverage.com

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Nov 3, 2011

LSU-Alabama Casual Encounters: Chick Needing A Mandingo

There's a lot of excitement surrounding this weekend's matchup between LSU and Alabama and it isn't all focused on the field. Some of it will be focused in the bedroom thanks to Craigslist's casual encounters. We've been trolling through the Alabama casual encounters to see what kind off-the-field action might be available and, well, we're happy to report there's some pretty nice opportunities for some very specific people. Sportin' a big black dong? You're in demand. Check it!

Nov 3, 2011

And The Lord Said ‘Can A Brother Get A Roll Tide Up In This ATM?’

Kudos to @MollyKlovesUA for snapping off a pic of this fresh flow in front of her at a Wells Fargo ATM. We're hoping this was taken in Tuscaloosa. Molly has her Twitter account under lockdown mode so details are sketchy. Good work, Bama, but LSU Weave from this morning is still winning this hair-off competition. As for ticket prices, students are offering up singles for $280. Have something Bama-LSU related we need to see? Send it in: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 3, 2011

Aaron Rodgers Is John Rambo For Halloween – In Nashville [PHOTOS]

We're very surprised to be the first outlet putting the pieces together on the Aaron Rodgers' family weekend in Nashville to watch little brother John account for 3 TDs in Vandy's heartbreaking loss to Arkansas. But, for Luke and Aaron, they shook off the loss and went to a Halloween party where Luke ran into his old friend @NanciFilipelli who just happened to take a photo with the brothers. Relax, ladies, Aaron is still with Destiny. JUMP!

Nov 3, 2011

Is Greg McElroy’s Sister, Blair, Banging Bama’s Kicker? Make The Call!

Would we even be visiting this story under normal circumstances? No f-ing chance. But this is Bama-LSU week when all hands are on deck for the Super Bowl of college football. We've combed all of our available storylines and think that Jeremy Shelley, looking like he's about to blow Adam Lambert, could be called upon for a game winner. That means that CBS needs to have cameras glued to Greg McElroy's sister. Why? JUMP!

Nov 3, 2011

Colin Cowherd Hitting On Layla Kiffin At USC-Stanford [PHOTOS]

We first must give congratulations to SportsByBrooks for somehow figuring out where Colin Cowherd was sitting at the USC-Stanford game via this AT&T Crowd Photo technology. But major points deducted for not knowing that Cowherd is sitting with Layla Kiffin. That's right, Layla Kiffin is hanging with Cowherd and what looks to be Cowherd's Uncle Luke. Yesterday on his show, Cowherd was rambling about sitting with Layla. Here's the proof. JUMP!

Nov 3, 2011

No Photoshop Went Into This Massive LSU Spray Painted Weave [Morning Twitpics]

What can possibly be said about this hair (via @iJig2Pieces)? We've been left speechless and it's usually over a supermodel's ass. Not this time. Just some random LSU weave. We want answers and we needed them yesterday. How long does it take an artist to complete such work? Over/Under is 3 hours. In other LSU-Alabama news, the folks at AL.com found Bama fans making a Corndog Casserole which also includes whiskey & lots of bacon. Let's get rolling!

Nov 2, 2011

Sophia Beretta Is LSU’s Hottest Superfan [PHOTOS]

As is usual with Busted Coverage's football coverage, we worked our way through the hottest chicks on the LSU campus, found Sophia Beretta and talked her into taking some mirror shots. While other sites are boring you with Xs and Os, BC is pounding the pavement for our loyal following. Of course you might know of Sophia from her NSFW photos in the November, Girls of the SEC Playboy issue. But Uncle BC has Ms. Beretta in her Tiger thong. JUMP!

Nov 2, 2011

Aaron Rodgers About To Throw Baby Post Route [Morning Twitpics]

We understand the baby was thrown on a rope to a waiting Greg Jennings for a 32-yard TD. Good work, kid. In other news, last night was supposed to be opening night for the NBA. BWAAAHHHAAA! Of course we hate the NBA, especially in November and December when superstars find time to nurse leg injuries. Did Shaq ever play a game over these two months? As for your LSU-Alabama update, did you hear the ticket price average on StubHub is now $499!

Nov 1, 2011

Bama Cheerleader Sidney McGough Will Kill Wild Animals [PHOTOS]

Yes, that's two BOOM's in one day. Swear we'll stop tomorrow. Anyway, it's LSU-Bama Week® and it's our intention to stick with the BC plan of doing things differently than the rest of these tools with an WordPress account. About two years ago we discovered, by accident, an Alabama cheerleader named Sidney McGough and was instantly smitten with her ability to kill animals. Deer, turkey, largemouth bass, saltwater fish. DEAD. Anyway, here's her update. JUMP!

Nov 1, 2011

LSU-Alabama Casual Encounters: JoshBama55 Looking For 3-Way

There has been some interesting chatter on Craigslist Casual Encounters out of Alabama this week, according to BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich. He's our go-to source for all things gay and Craigslist so this week we've sent him into the belly of SEC football for some men-on-men, men-on-women and even a dude looking to three-way his 20-year-old GF on Bama-LSU weekend. "Lookey here," Rich emailed. Looks like JoshBama55 has a unique request - JUMP!

Nov 1, 2011

Julian Edelman’s Police Officer Halloween Costume; Arrested [PHOTOS]

Pats' WR Julian Edelman was expected in court during the 10-11 a.m. hour after his little problem at the Storyville bar in Boston where he was arrested for indecent assault early this morning. Boston.com reports: "In a report on the case, Boston police said Edelman was inside the nightclub on Halloween night when he allegedly reached underneath the woman’s costume and groped her below the waist." The real news here is the Edelman costume. JUMP!

Nov 1, 2011

2011 San Francisco 49ers Cheerleaders Halloween Costume Bonanza!

Just putting the finishing recaps together for Halloween - 2011 and couldn't possibly put the year to bed without a look at the 49ers Gold Rush cheerleading squad. The ladies turned in a few decent costumes and actually dropped some Halloween cleav which is usually difficult due to the nature of the costumes. You see many Hermione's walking around town looking like sluts? You will on the 9ers sideline. Great work ladies. Next year: slutty nurses. All of you. JUMP!

Nov 1, 2011

You Think Football Is Life Or Death In The SEC? [Morning Twitpics]

First, that "LSU Save Your Gas" sign floating around this week is from 2009, the last time LSU traveled to Tuscaloosa. The Bammers won that game 24-15 on the way to a BCS Championship. What's going to happen this year? No idea. But, we do know both sides will entertain our asses this week. There's Nick Saban pumpkin. LSU casket. There are Bama victory-inspired headstones. And even a couple cute Bama coeds in QB costumes. One day closer. Let's get rolling!

Oct 31, 2011

Ray Rice As Toothless Ben Wallace; Jim Irsay Is Saturday [PHOTOS]

Who is Ray Rice supposed to be? Seems like the guy just had an afro wig laying around and figured what the hell, time to tweet out a double peace sign shot. As for Jim Irsay, the guy is a machine. Look at those gun boats. Poppin'. Jim obviously wants to have Andrew Luck tickling his ass with those #1 overall hands. Is there a clear-cut winner in the 2011 Athlete Halloween Costume Challenge? No, but you must give Wally Szczerbiak credit for having the balls to pull off this.

Oct 31, 2011

Jordan Jefferson & Honey Badger Hanging At New Orleans Bar? [PHOTOS]

There are times on the Internet when a story is buried deep within the cracks of some Twitter account, but there are investigators such as the Busted Coverage i-Team who dig cracks. Take the photos from this weekend featuring Jordan Jefferson and Honey Badger, Tyrann Mathieu, outside either a New Orleans or Baton Rouge bar. The uploader references the bar as 'Hookah.' Our sources tell us that there is a bar in New Orleans that goes by that name. JUMP!

Oct 31, 2011

Dead Al Davis Halloween Costumes Are Scabby-tastic [PHOTOS]

Martinez in Escondido had an email waiting on us this morning. "RIP AL!" Man of few words. Of course the Dead Al Davis was coming for Halloween. You 'too early' jerkoffs need to realize that Al was pretty much dead since March '09 so it's all good. Bonus points, as you'll see, for powder white Al figuring out how to attach some scabs. Points deducted from Al Davis Costume Guys for not going out and getting the satin Raiders jacket. But all things considered, solid Halloween, fellas. JUMP!

Oct 31, 2011

24 NSFW Tim Tebow Vs. Detroit Lions Hate Tweets

America was at it again yesterday trying to kill Skip Bayless for defending Tim Tebow. Said Skip on Twitter: "If Broncos won't let Tebow run shotgun hurry-up he's been so successful w/ in 5 straight 4th qs, put Orton back in! WANT Tebow him to fail?" And, of course, that sent the Twitter-verse into a feeding frenzy. We also have a new Tebow apologist - Dickie V.! "All you Tebow haters have a ball. Know you can't wait to take him apart." Oh, it's on now. NSFW TEBOW TWEETS! JUMP!

Oct 31, 2011

U.S. Troops Tebowing & A Mile High Tebowing Flash Mob [Morning Twitpics]

Yes, we saw the photo of Steven Tulloch #Tebowing Tebow. Thank you to all 23 of you who sent it. Instead of running a photo that's being splashed around the NFL, how about the U.S. troops and a Tebowing Flash Mob® outside Mile High. The power of #Tebowing is undeniable. Meanwhile, in Detroit, Drew Sharp is encouraging the Lions to embrace the Evil mantra. "The Lions decimated the myth of Tim Tebow. A day of rest this wasn't for the Mile High Messiah." Let's get rolling!

Oct 29, 2011

Peyton Hillis Did Marry Amanda Brown On Tuesday [License Proof!]

First of all, huge congratulations to the guys at IllegalShift.com for calling county courthouses in Arkansas trying to find some sort of proof whether a Peyton Hillis wedding went down this week. You might remember how Busted Coverage told the world a wedding was going down Tuesday - an NFL off-day - and that Hillis was tying the knot. Folks, the Cleveland media still hasn't figured this one out. Shame on you, Carl Monday. JUMP!

Oct 29, 2011

ESPN GameDay Signs 2011: Stanford Vs. USC [PHOTOS]

It's ESPN Gameday's first and only trip to USC in 2011 for the game against Stanford and it's not exactly a must-see. But it's a chance to slobber on Andrew Luck. We're a little late getting going this morning and you can thank that to a late night in Chicago. This city on Halloween weekend can break the best of you. Anyway, the signs aren't exactly great outside the Coliseum, but you get a few classics. Andrew Luck Wears Skinny Jeans! JUMP!

Oct 28, 2011

Bill Belichick Has Ditched The Hoodie For La Russa Jersey

New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick is supporting friend and St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa in one of the strangest ways we can fathom -- by wearing his jersey. It's kind of creepy if you ask us, but hey, we don't want to criticize the fashion plate that is Bill Belichick. Or do we? Here's the story of how this diabolical merger of Belichick and La Russa happened. Check it!

Oct 27, 2011

24 Greatest Moments Of Tebowing In Internet History [PHOTOS]

The Tim Tebow craze just keeps getting bigger. Tebowing has replaced planking as the cool thing to do on Twitter. Of course, we're all over this developing trend because we've got a nose for hard news! Where to Tebow, how to Tebow and why to Tebow . We've got it all for you right here, including the 24 greatest Tebowing photos from the Internet. Like a Tim Tebow jump pass... JUMP!

Oct 27, 2011

25 Greatest NSFW Tebowing & Andrew Luck Tweets

ESPN has officially gone balls against the chin with Andrew Luck and Tim Tebow because America just can't get enough of these two sports heroes. Maybe you heard about the new craze on Twitter that is sweeping the world. #Tebowing. Look it up. Much easier than planking and less dangerous unless you fools take it to the next level. Anyway, we've had an eye on Twitter today and the NSFW crowd is on fire with Andrew Luck and Skip Bayless/Tebow hate spooge. The tweets. JUMP!

Oct 27, 2011

Shannon Sharpe Weighs In On Bibi Jones-Gronkowski Drama [TWEETS]

Want to know how to create the perfect storm for pageviews on the Internet? Porn star-NFL-major TV market-porn-porn star with an insane Twitpic gallery. That's it. This beast is a juggernaut. Blogs are paying year-end bonuses with this traffic. Anyway, Shannon Sharpe was asked today what the big issue was with the pic. "Just taking the pix wasn't the problem taking it with her n his jersey and no shirt on.Problem." Keep the hysteria rolling boys. Christmas gonna be nice.

Oct 27, 2011

Tony Gonzalez Still Trying To Sell K.C. Crash Pad: $625,000 [BC Pad Purveyors]

It's been three NFL season since Tony Gonzalez played for the Kansas City Chiefs. He was coming off a huge season in 2008 when he had 96 grabs for 1,058 yards and 10 TDs. It was also time to finally cash in and make some serious money as a free agent. He was living in this K.C. condo and about to sign a $17.75mm guaranteed contract with the Falcons. But Tony still has ties to K.C. that he just can't seem to rid himself of. That condo. It's still on the market. JUMP!

Oct 27, 2011

Geogia Vs. Florida 2011: World’s Largest Cocktail Party In Photos

It's finally that weekend of the year when old friends can come together, put aside their differences and have a few beers and play a football game. Michigan State and Nebraska fans will duke it out for the first time since '03 in a series in which Sparty is 0-6 all-time. In other news, Jacksonville, Florida will light up later today when the RVs roll into town for the 90th meeting in the World's Largest Cocktail Party series. Who'll win? Who cares. Let's drink! JUMP!