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Football - page 178

Apr 26, 2012

Don Cherry’s Jacket Last Night Was Straight Panty Dropping Material [Morning Twitpic]

What did we learn last night in the NHL? Don Cherry always has one more ridiculous suit jacket after the one you thought was the most ridiculous. Oh, and that the Boston Bruins couldn't get out of the first round of the playoffs. Tough break, Boston fan. Moving on, it's NFL Draft Day! You're able to watch the draft live on NFL.com so don't bother with Chris Berman & his blowhard cohorts. Big prediction: The Patriots will trade out of the first round. Let's get rolling!

Apr 25, 2012

Be The Biggest Jerkoff On Your Texas Block: 2004 UT Ford Excursion Only $25k

What kind of guy goes out and buys a $25,000 Ford Excursion that's wrapped with the most obscene University of Texas advertising material you'll ever see? Of course every school has those jerkoffs who have to roll into town in some ridiculous truck with those stupid window flags flapping from all four windows. Would it be possible to only fly two UT flags? Nope, gotta have four. Want to be the biggest jerkoff on your Texas block? This is your new ride. JUMP!

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Apr 25, 2012

Here’s Andrew Luck Colts Jersey Guy Playing Craps Today At Bill’s In Las Vegas [PHOTOS]

Of course this will now become the biggest bro look in Vegas history. You'll have 40 of these guys at the World Series of Poker. Guarantee you'll see two or three assholes wearing these at the Excalibur 6-5 BJ tables. Our Las Vegas correspondent, @ThirsTSmith, sent a couple photos to us this afternoon of Andrew Luck Jersey Guy throwing the bones at the Bill's craps table. Too early? Not for idiots from the Midwest. JUMP!

Apr 25, 2012

What Round Would You Draft Kate Upton As Your 4th String QB? [30 PHOTOS]

Enter the dream scenario world we live in at times. Saints make their 7th round pick and send a giant f-you to King Roger Goodell by filling out the stupid little card with the name Kate Upton, QB. Look, let's all agree that the 4th QB on any roster is the biggest waste of flesh in sports. A team would sign Trent Dilfer to a deal and throw his old ass out to the wolves before they'd put in the 4th QB. Just think of the Kate Upton QB marketing scenario. Endless. JUMP!

Apr 25, 2012

Purple Jesus & Donovan McNabb Seemed To Enjoy Spring Break [Morning Twitpic]

Donovan McNabb played in only six games for the Minnesota Vikings but gets invited to all the cool parties this offseason. Here he is with Purple Jesus back in March in the Bahamas for a Vikings teammate's wedding. Crushed that? -350 on the crush line. In MLB news, 80 fans tried to throw harder than Jamie Moyer to get free tickets to a Fort Myers Miracle game. All they had to do was throw a 78 mph pitch. BOOM, free tickets. Nope, nobody could. Let's get rolling!

Apr 24, 2012

Florida Bar Sign: Tebow Will Be Boinking Kardashian In No Time [PHOTO]

Legend has it that Harry's Banana Farm in Lake Worth, Florida got its name after a kid's ball club wouldn't take money from a bar. So Harry's Open Door was changed to it's current incarnation. Once named one of America's sleaziest bars by Penthouse, as of a few years ago customers were able to get a 60-ounce draft for $6. The place opens for boozers at 7 a.m. and serves your normal bar food. Harry's is also known for its catchy billboards. JUMP!

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Apr 24, 2012

ESPN Has Turned SportsCenter Into CBS Nightly News Circa 1972 [Morning Twitpic]

What the f*ck is going on with the sports world? Are we running out of filler for the 24-hour news cycle? Dropping espionage and _____-gate makes us feel like a Walter Cronkite hologram will show up after a commercial & kick Neil Everett's ass. Jesus! Can't we get a fake Steve Phillips press conference about Albert Pujols being homerless? In NHL news, the Rangers force a Game 7 while Gary Bettman battles the shits over the Blackhawks being eliminated. Let's get rolling!

Deion Sanders Live Tweets Domestic Assault; Owns These Great Chairs

Nope, Deion's kids aren't doing their homework. They're filling out police reports for a domestic violence incident that took place earlier today between Prime Time and his soon-to-be ex-wife Pilar. Blah, blah, blah. Yes, we take domestic violence seriously, but can't we at least use this post to ask you guys who makes those sweet chairs? Is it too much to ask? Cup holders built into the chair? Gotta be kidding me. Those are sweet. JUMP!

Apr 23, 2012

15 Cheerleading Tryout Disasters That Should Never Be Repeated

A couple years ago we had a post on 8 cheerleading tryout disasters that should never be repeated. The bad part is that women didn't listen to our advice and now BC is up to 15 cheerleading tryout disasters. It's your money, ladies. Don't blame us when you drop $100 on a tryout and waste a Saturday afternoon only to be rejected because you're giant ass can't move or you're pregnant. Nothing is more challenging at a tryout than a fetus in your belly. Just sayin'. JUMP!

Apr 23, 2012

Gronk & Team Jizz Blaster Invade Miami To Drop Bachelorette Party Panties [PHOTOS]

Ho-hum. Dammit, how cool would it be to go back to your 22-24-year-old days and live life like Gronk and Team Jizz Blaster? From one city to the next. Tampa to Aruba, to Spring Break, to Boston, to the Playboy Mansion, back to Boston and then to Miami. That's in like 5 1/2 weeks. Seriously, if ESPN was to ever get in the 'reality' business, the time is now. Team Jizz Blaster on ESPN2 just going from city to city making bachelorette parties that much better. JUMP!

Apr 23, 2012

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Apr 22, 2012

The DJ Steve Porter 2012 NFL Draft Mix Is Out [VIDEO]

DJ Steve Porter has made some great mixes for ESPN (like the Randy Moss' "One Clap" video) and this one is no different. DJ Steve Porter just came out with one for the 2012 NFL Draft and it did not disappoint. The draft this year starts this Thursday and it looks like the first pick is already locked up with the Indianapolis Colts picking Andrew Luck to replace Peyton Manning.   JUMP!

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Apr 21, 2012

Mississippi State Didn’t Even Give Their Team The Whole Field For Their Spring Game [PHOTOS]

The Mississippi State Bulldogs will only play on 60 yards of field for their 2012 spring game because they decided it was more important to build a stage for a band to perform on. MSU decided to give up 40 yards of field space for a country music band named Sugarland to play on. Dan Mullen doesn't have much to work with to display his team's ability for his spring game. Grind for your state MSU! HT @stricklinMSU JUMP!

Apr 21, 2012

Ole Miss Changed The Speed Limit Of ‘Manning Way’ In Honor Of Eli Manning [PHOTOS]

Manning Way is a street in Oxford, Mississippi that was named after the Ole Miss Rebel quarterback Archie Manning. The speed limit used to be 18 mph in honor of Archie's number. Well now that there is a new Manning and former rebel and current New York Giants quarterback winning Superbowls, the speed limit has been changed to Eli Manning's number 10. I doubt Ole Miss fans will feel too bad about going 8 mph slower than usual. HT CFBSection JUMP!

Apr 21, 2012

Ex-Nebraska CB Alfonzo Dennard Allegedly Assaulted Cop; Draft Is Thursday! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Nebraska Husker football player Alfonzo Dennard was arrested on suspicion of assaulting a Lincoln police officer early Saturday. Lincoln police said Dennard, 22, was fighting with another man outside a bar near 14th and O Streets about 2:15 a.m. When officers attempted to intervene, Dennard allegedly pushed and then punched one officer in the face. Homeboy was ranked by CBS as the 56th best player in the NFL draft. Ooops.

Apr 20, 2012

Brett Favre’s White Ankle Golf Socks While Getting Lessons From Nicklaus: Yea Or Nay?

Relax, it's not Jack Nicklaus. Just an old codger hanging with the Gunslinger this morning before a golf tournament. It seems Favre is legitimately keeping busy during retirement. There was the gig as team mom for the So. Miss baseball team and now Friday golf outings. Just think of how little this guy spends per week. Golf in Mississippi costs as much as a vodka-tonic in NYC. $22 max for dinner at the Italian joint in town. Dammit, this guy has the life. (via @jholifield1402)

Apr 20, 2012

Greg Schiano Selling House For $2.3M; Owns Biggest Sectional – EVER! [PHOTOS]

Little late on this one only because most people don't really care about Greg Schiano or the house he's trying to sell in New Jersey since he'll be spending the next 3-5 years in Tampa. Is there a more uninteresting NFL hire like Schiano in the last 5 years besides Dick Jauron in Buffalo? Ok, Romeo Crennel needs to be in the same breath. Anyway, Schiano is selling his N.J. dump but let's all focus on Greg's couch collection. JUMP!

Apr 20, 2012

Florida Panthers Ice Girl Alexis Wants To Cheer Up Mark Sanchez [PHOTOS]

Our old friend Alexis, the Florida Panthers ice dancer profiled in March, is back with what is about to help her rise from the 300 follower level on Twitter. 371 this morning to be exact. How is that possible, you morons? You'll follow idiots like Demi Moore, meanwhile @AlexisDAugusto is dropping Jets jersey underboob. Get your asses in gear and give Alexis a follow. (Guessing we'll get more underboob when that 1k mark is surpassed.) JUMP!

Apr 19, 2012

Not Kidding, Troy Aikman Is Selling .90 Acres Of Texas Land For $11.5 Million!

Remember how everyone was laughing at Troy Aikman last year when he listed his Dallas mansion for $24,000,000? "Ridiculous asking price. He's nuts. Never going to sell that place." Blah, blah, blah. Guess who's now selling his house for $14,000,000 and the adjacent .90 acres of land for $11,500,000? That's right, Aikman. According to Dallas real estate expert Candy Evans, someone is interested in that .90 acres. Who's laughing now, punks? JUMP!

Apr 18, 2012

Yes, ESPN’s Jenn Brown Is Using The Tomato Knife Wedding Gift We Got For Her

Got this message from ESPN sideline reporter Jenn Brown earlier this evening: @bustedcoverage Used my tomato knife today to make a salad...thanks guys!! :) Most of you should remember how our sleuths figured out in the fall that Brown was sportin' a giant rock on her finger. One thing led to another and we splurged on a $25 tomato knife from the registry. Jenn got married at the beginning of the month. Now she's making salads. Yes, we're the best, ladies.

Apr 18, 2012

Denver Fans Freak Over Fake Jim Rome Saying Broncos Will Go 2-14 [AUDIO]

Our old friend and Denver radio host Peter Burns was up to his old shenanigans this morning via his sports-talk show where he invited 'Jim In SoCal' (a Jim Rome impersonator you must hear) on to break down the Broncos schedule. Of course hilarity ensued as listeners went nuts actually believing Jim Rome thought Peyton Manning would go 2-14. This has to be the best Rome impersonator on the radio circuit. Rack 'em. (Listen to Fake Jim Rome destroy Denver radio - HERE)

Apr 18, 2012

Model May Andersen Gets Naked For Playboy; Steelers Marcus Gilbert Notices [PHOTOS]

We get marketing emails from Team Playboy at least a couple times per month to give us the heads up on who's in the next issue. Yesterday was one of those days. Would BC be interested in posting about supermodel May Andersen getting naked for the May issue? Told the marketing rep there wasn't a sports-angle but we'd figure out something. Enter Steelers OL Marcus Gilbert. Pretty sure he got the May issue last night. JUMP!

Apr 17, 2012

Daryl ‘Moose’ Johnston Is Selling His Sparkling Dallas Mansion; $3.15M [PHOTOS]

Where is Daryll 'Moose' Johnston moving? No idea, but his Dallas mansion hit the market this week and it is a fairly expensive Dallas pad. In other words, you'll be just looking at this one. We're talking about 8,000 sq. ft. of finished house, a pool, a theater and the finest touches you can put into a Dallas house. What caught our eye? The master. It has his and hers baths. This is like the greatest idea in housing history. His bath? Her bath? SOLD! JUMP!

Apr 17, 2012

Alexa Flutie Returns To San Diego For Chargers Girl Tryouts [PHOTOS]

You might remember that Doug Flutie spent four seasons as the QB of the San Diego Chargers. Those weren't exactly memorable years for Doug as he went 8-14 and had his final NFL start in 2004. Flash-forward eight years and another Flutie is hoping to erase the bad memories in southern California. Alexa Flutie is returning to her one-time home where she participated over the weekend to become a Chargers Girl. Yep, left the Patriots for a shot at stardom. JUMP!

Apr 16, 2012

Bama’s 2012 BCS Trophy Shatters In Spring Game Disaster – Seriously

This is not some sort of joke. Seriously, the University of Alabama is now making arrangements to get a new BCS trophy after the school's 2012 trophy shattered into pieces Saturday in a freak accident. No, not kidding. Shattered beyond recognition. It's a $30,000 loss and now some sculptor in Ireland has to make a new one. Again, not kidding. JUMP!

Apr 16, 2012

If Browns DB Joe Haden Is Eventually Bankrupt Which Car Will He Keep?

Look, we're not here to tell athletes how to spend their paychecks. It's their money. Burn stacks of $20s to light water bongs for strippers for all we care. Want to knock up 10 broads and have 12 total kids? Have at it, brah. Want 15 cars that instantly decrease in value? What are you waiting on? Just don't cry - like Warren Sapp - that you're broke and it's either bankruptcy or jail. That brings us to Joe Haden & his growing car collection. It's spectacular! JUMP!

Apr 16, 2012

Sam Bradford’s Teen Girlfriend Karlie Kloss Could Stand To Eat A Burger [PHOTOS]

She's 19. From St. Louis. Is 6-foot. Name: Karlie Kloss. He is a former Heisman Trophy winner. St. Louis Rams QB when he's actually healthy. Name: Sam Bradford. She's one of the world's top models, has appeared in magazines around the world and likes hipster music. He's one of the goofiest QBs in the NFL. Sometimes considered a giant dork with little to no personality. Guess who's dating & was at Coachella? Kloss-Bradford. JUMP!

Apr 16, 2012

Jizz Blaster Gronkowski Autograph’s Playboy Golf Model’s Breast: “69 4 Life” [PHOTOS]

The memorabilia from the Playboy Golf Finals continues to roll in and today we meet Golf Bunny Kenzie Kay. She's your quintessential Playboy Golf chick. The boobs, the hair, the personality, the boobs, etc. to make golf that more enjoyable for NFLers who gave up a weekend to be in L.A. Kenzie used this weekend to thank Jizz Blaster Rob Gronkowski for a gift he left her with - an autograph. Ladies, this is a huge honor for Kenzie. JUMP!

Apr 15, 2012

2012 USC Song Girls Swim With Mike Bikini Bonanza [PHOTOS]

Four years ago there would have been 20-25 sites who beat us to the 2012 USC Song Girls Swim With Mike story. This year? One site and that is the UCLA-centric BeatSC.com site. Our friend T-H was on the scene and insinuates there wasn't much new from this year's event that took place yesterday at the USC diving complex. Yes, there are new Song Girls in bikinis, but the same format for the event were used. Bikinis, water, diving, etc. Another year of Swim With Mike. JUMP!

Apr 14, 2012

A South Carolina Gamecock Fan Sings National Anthem As A Rooster [VIDEO]

Saturday was the South Carolina Gamecock spring game where Steve Spurrier lead his team on the field to show his fans what is in store for the fall. Of course the good people of South Carolina had to tailgate this event and with tailgating comes antics like this. A Gamecock fan got a hold of a microphone and a an amplifier and decided to sing the national anthem IN THE VOICE OF A ROOSTER. Listen to the video. It's.... interesting.  JUMP!

Apr 14, 2012

UF Quarterback Is In Auburn For A Rodeo With His Cheerleader Girlfriend [PHOTOS]

That is the University of Florida quarterback Jeff Driskel with his smoking hot cheerleader girlfriend @TarinMoses in Auburn, Alabama. They are getting ready for one of the biggest annual rodeos in America that is this weekend. Jeff Driskel is competing for the starting QB job with Jacoby Brissett on Muschamp's squad. They are definitely dressed for the rodeo and look to have a good time. They should fit in just fine!  JUMP!

Apr 14, 2012

You Can Vote To Replace The God Awful Cy-Hawk Trophy [PHOTOS]

The original design of the Cy-Hawk trophy was so terribly bad that they are changing it after just one year of it being made. They are actually allowing the people to vote on the new design. The Cy-Hawk trophy is given to the winner of the Iowa-Iowa State game every year. Steele Jantz lead the Iowa State Cyclones to a win over the Iowa Hawkeyes last year for the Cy-Hawk trophy.  The top 3 designs of the trophy are up after the JUMP!

Apr 14, 2012

About A Dozen People Showed Up To Miami’s Spring Game [PHOTOS]

Either Miami fans dressed up as seats for their spring game or absolutely no one showed up for the event. The Alabama Crimson Tide consistently have 92,000 people show up to their spring game and the Miami Hurricanes have this turnout. Miami fans are pretty much the exact opposite of Bama fans but then again, what the hell is there to do in Alabama? I guess all the Miami fans are on South Beach drinking mojitos. HT @TomahawkNation.   JUMP!

Apr 14, 2012

Indiana Forced To Move Spring Game Indoors Due To Tornadoes [PHOTOS]

The Indiana Hoosier spring game was scheduled for today but the weather wasn't cooperating for the Hoosiers. A severe tornado watch forced the Indiana Hoosiers to move their scrimmage inside to their indoor practice facility. Weather has been a problem for spring games across the country for other programs. The Nebraska Cornhuskers were also forced to move indoors for their spring game. HT @zwilk7 JUMP!

Apr 13, 2012

Hayden Panettiere Plays Tennis In Bikini With Jets’ Scotty McKnight [PHOTOS]

We've tried to get to the bottom of this. That is, why is actress Hayden Panettiere dating New York Jets receiver Scotty McKnight. The guy probably won't even make the team and his name is Scotty. No, not Scott. Scotty. As in beam me up. We think we've finally found the connection. More importantly, we've found pics of Panettiere in a bikini. She was in Hawaii with McKnight recently and decided to show off her body while playing some tennis. Here they are. JUMP!

Apr 13, 2012

2012 Baltimore Ravens Bikini Calendar Shoot Highlighted By Acrobatics [PHOTOS]

Blah, blah, blah. The Baltimore Ravens cheerleaders were in the Bahamas recently to shoot a bikini calendar. We've posted dozens of these 'stories' over the years and they all start to run together. Chick...in bikini...beach...sun...fake tans...blah...blah...blah. But the big news out of this 2012 shoot is that the ladies brought the male cheerleaders with them and turned in this acrobatic shot that is decent. JUMP!

Apr 13, 2012

Cheerleaders Of The Big 12: Oklahoma State Dancer Mia [PHOTOS]

Remember those Oklahoma State dancers/cheerleaders in bikinis on the ski slopes that tore apart the Internet a couple months ago? Yeah, well we hired the guy responsible for discovering those photos and Asher is back with more classics from OSU dancer Mia. Yes, she has some Asian blood in her. Yes, there are also beach bikini shots to peruse. Who knew the craziest cheerleaders outside of Eugene would be in Stillwater. Guns up! JUMP!