J.J. Watt Had A Very J.J. Watt New Year's Eve

I’ve always wondered how a guy like J.J. Watt celebrates New Year’s Eve. Was he a guy who holes up in his cottage in the Wisconsin woods — that’s actually a mile or so from Starbucks — or is he the kind of guy who will go to a party and wear white pants in December?
He’s the latter and can’t seem to put down his phone where he documented at least seven different poses. I assume his soccer girlfriend Kealia Ohai was encouraging him to go with different hand placements in each shot so each one would look cool on Snap.
The real big question I have about last night is if J.J. touches the booze. Something tells me he’s a champagne kinda guy. Probably a simple Moet & Chandon that retails for $50. Probably has a couple glasses & that’s plenty to set his hands free.