Football - page 173

Dec 2, 2011

Urban Meyer’s Ohio State Email Address Is…

BC's very own college football sleuth, @ParadigmShift35, was working his sources last night and wouldn't you know it, these super-intelligent, mostly single Internet dorks tracked down Urban Meyer's new Ohio State email. Oh, and it seems he's actually using it. Are you a jaded Florida fan who needs to have the last word? Are you a Michigan fan who wants to welcome Urb back to the Big Ten? What about you Indiana students who want to talk s%^&? JUMP!

Dec 2, 2011

Pull Your Pants Up You Stupid Little Jerkoff [Morning Twitpic]

There was a 4th and 1 from inside the Seahawks 10 last night for the Eagles and Brad Nessler made sure to tell us that "This could be the season for the Eagles." Excuse us while we clean up the mess created when a boot was inserted through the television and straight up Nessler's ass. Hey, asshole, that was a 4-7 team last night with their backup QB. Could be the season? They would've had to run the table to 'possibly' make the playoffs. Cut the shit, Nessler. Let's get rolling!

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Dec 1, 2011

Jay Cutler On When He’ll Be Getting Married: How The #$%^ Do I Know?

And here we go again with Jay Cutler and fellow numbskull Kristin Cavallari. Cuts was on this morning with Waddle and Silvy, the hucksters at ESPN Chicago. The boys started out with football questions but eventually wondered into Jay Cutler relationship gossip. First order of business? Bro, when you getting hitched? Jay's response? About as dumb as his stupid ass wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses. JUMP!

Dec 1, 2011

Raiders LB Rolando McClain Popped A Cap Next To Dude’s Ear!

When will the Oakland Raiders start being the Oakland Raiders again? It's now! Linebacker Rolando McClain was arrested for brandishing a gun and... well... some other shit too. You wanted thugs on your Oakland Raiders instead of those fakers and scumbags in The Black Hole that embarrass you? Well, you've got it (allegedly)! McClain allegedly fired a gun next to some fool's ear because... well... if nothing else, he plays for the goddamn Raiders!

Dec 1, 2011

The West Virginia Mountaineer Has A Message For You

ESPN probably chose the wrong shot opening shot for the West Virginia Mountaineer for you to watch some Thursday night football.  Jenn Brown manned the sidelines where as you may have had your TV muted while Craig James announced the game. The University of South Florida also seemed to have a "ball boy" who seemed well into his 60's. Dana Holgerson had at least 8 Red Bulls before the game started. JUMP!

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Dec 1, 2011

That $75 Craigslist Big Ten Championship Seat Filler Gig Was A Hoax!

Via Spencer Hall at EDSBS: So we kept emailing the B1G hoaxster--and yes, it was a hoax--to see if we were going to get a response. You'd think someone who'd pulled off a successful prank would simply flee the scene of the crime, their work done and the feat accomplished, but the pros do this a bit differently. Over 2000 responded to the Craigslist seat filler hoax. Obviously the Big Ten is behind this. Great marketing work, fellas. Go read Spencer's Q&A - NOW!

Matt Hasselbeck’s Disgusting Movember Mustache & Leather Hat Combo

It's the last day of Movember so naturally it's time to check in with those men who've been growing a 'stache to raise awareness for men's health. Matt Hasselbeck was kind enough - via Twitter - to share his creepy hat/'stache combo. And we'd be doing you guys a giant disservice to end this post without showing what Jim Cantore looked like this morning before getting that curtain shaved off. Sorry, ladies, mustache rides are over as of midnight.

Nov 30, 2011

Big Ten Championship Game Hiring Seat Fillers For $75? [Craigslist]

It's the Craig's List ad that is causing SEC fans in the Twitter-verse to choke. Imagine the thought of the Big Ten needing seat fillers to make Saturday's Nebraska-Michigan State game look filled on national TV. Imagine what it would look like for the Big Ten championship to be played in front of thousands of empty seats. If you believe this Craig's List ad, someone is trying to fill seats in Indy. $75 to sit in a seat? That's what we're being told. JUMP!

Nov 30, 2011

Jerry Sandusky Football Camp T-Shirt Sells For $100 On EBay

"Bro, look at this sweet shirt I got for Halloween next year. Totally going as Jerry Sandusky, the football camp counselor." Want one of these shirts floating around on eBay? They're going to cost you some serious coin. Ever paid $100 for a short sleeve t-shirt? Not even during the Ed Hardy craze? If you want the authentic Sandusky Football Camp shirt worn by campers in 2006, you're gonna have to bend over. JUMP!

Nov 29, 2011

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Nov 29, 2011

Archie Manning All By Himself Today For Lunch In Oxford [PHOTO]

Via Friends of the Program who know Oxford, Mississippi and have sources in each dining spot. Taken on the Square in Oxford today…Archie Manning taking in an important business lunch at Ajax (if he didn’t order the vegetable plate then I have no confidence in his decision making) with the leading candidate for the Ole Miss head football coaching position. Hmm, he's not needy like we always assumed. Also looks like a sweet tea & water guy. Green beans?

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Nov 29, 2011

Bama Fan Takes Ford Focus Decorations To Next Level [Morning Twitpic]

Yes, that looks like a War Eagle (via @Beezy1000). React accordingly, Auburn fan. Of course the Bama media didn't waste much time asking Nick Saban yesterday about the BCS Championship. "The whole thing should be based on who are the best two teams," Saban said. "Isn't that what it's supposed to be? If it's not on that, then it doesn't matter whether we played before or that we are in the same conference." Suck on that, BCS Media. Let's get rolling!

Nov 28, 2011

The Giants-Saints Game Provided The Infamous “Manning Face”

Eli Manning and the New York Giants are taking on the New Orleans Saints where Eli provided the classic "Manning Face" after throwing an interception to the Saints. At 5 foot 6, Darren Sproles used his smurf back status to rip through the Giants defense with a vengeance. Drew "Breesus" looked as immaculate as usual throwing towards one of the best tight ends in the nation named Jimmy Graham. Note to the Giants: You may want to cover him. JUMP!

Nov 28, 2011

Cowboys Cheerleader Melissa Kellerman Is Back On Twitter [PHOTOS]

Here's a sordid saga. After Cowboys cheerleader Melissa Kellerman was run over by tight end Jason Witten in last Thursday's game she sent out a couple tweets. Then her Twitter account mysteriously disappeared. Some suggested the Cowboys made her pull the account. Suddenly it appeared again this morning. The strange Kellerman Twitter account mystery and bikini photos. Check it!

Nov 28, 2011

Kurt Warner’s Comtemporary House Is For Sale; $5MM [PHOTOS]

You want to know why it must suck for Kurt Warner to live in this insane Arizona contemporary house with over 11,000 square feet and more swimming holes than the Florida Keys? Because he can't throw massive keggers and have bikini chicks frolicking on his patio. Remember, dude is a Bible thumper. So, with religion tying him down, it's time to sell this pad for $5,000,000. And, as a bonus, the realtor got the house its own special on HGTV! JUMP!

Nov 28, 2011

Jamal Mosley Cleats F-Bomb Into Mississippi State End Zone? [PHOTO]

This year's Egg Bowl (Ole Miss-Mississippi St.) wasn't exactly on the radar of the mainstream media so it makes sense that an f-bomb cleated into the MSU end zone was missed until today. Cow poke fans on Twitter claim that Ole Miss TE Jamal Mosley is responsible for that f-bomb you see in the pound sign that was painted especially for the 2011 Egg Bowl. Guys, this is the greatest non-frat prank in rivalry weekend history. F-bombing an end zone! Clutch! JUMP!

Nov 28, 2011

USC Song Girls 2011 Season Is Over [29 PHOTOS]

In case you've been living in a cave and didn't realize it, the USC football team played its final game of the 2011 season Saturday and walked away with a 50-0 victory over UCLA. Of course there won't be a BCS bowl or any bowl due to the Reggie Bush scandal that resulted in a two-year bowl ban. In other words, this is the final time you'll see the Song Girls in action until next year's Swim With Mike. One last look at the 2nd best cheerleading unit in college football. JUMP!

Nov 28, 2011

The Art Of Taking A Leak On A Football Sideline [BC Investigation]

Yesterday was a watershed moment in the history of taking a leak on a football sideline. Nick Novak was caught...

Nov 28, 2011

19 Greatest NSFW Urban Meyer Takes OSU Job Tweets

Remember that one Monday morning when Kim Kardashian announced her divorce from Kris Humphries and everyone attacked her for being a lying bitch? Yeah, well Urban Meyer is getting the Kardashian treatment - mostly from angry Michigan & Florida fans - because he really is the new head coach at Ohio State. You guys really wanted him to show up Luke Fickell during Michigan week? That wasn't happening. Here comes the hate! JUMP!

Nov 28, 2011

Bengalman 420 Is Stoner Mayor Of Section 106, Row 43 [Morning Twitpic]

Thanks to Jesse In Ohio for Bengalman. What did we learn yesterday in the NFL? The Steelers have trouble destroying a team that gives them three straight turnovers. Tebow cannot possibly be stopped. And the Colts have pretty much locked up Andrew Luck. Look at this schedule. Luck is all theirs. Up next: the Patriots who are already 21-point favorites. As for your Tebow update, Las Vegas sportsbooks report that fans are starting to gamble on Baby Jesus. Let's get rolling!

Nov 27, 2011

The Steelers-Chiefs Weirdest Faces Better Than Actual Game [PHOTOS]

It's Sunday Night Football where the Pittsburgh Steelers are taking on the Kansas City Chiefs. It's obvious that both teams made bets with each other to see who could make the most "DERP" faces during 60 minutes of playing time. Kansas City better keep Ben Roethlisberger away from their girls after the game tonight and keep their defensive lineman close to him. JUMP!

Nov 27, 2011

Nick Novak Relieves Himself On The Field [PHOTO]

Nick Novak had to relieve himself on the field during the San Diego Chargers and Denver Broncos game and thankfully the cameras caught it. A special hat tip to his teammate he hid his goods with a towel so no one in the stands could see his man parts. Novak missed the game winning Field Goal in Overtime. Obviously relieving himself by the Gatorade cooler did not help his mojo. JUMP!

Nov 27, 2011

What The Hell Is Junior Seau Wearing At Broncos-Chargers Game? [PHOTOS]

John Elway, who was once a Broncos Quarterback, looks onward hoping that "Baby Rhinoceros Tebow Jesus" can lead the Denver Broncos to a comeback against the San Diego Chargers. Junior Seau also got inducted into the Chargers Hall of Hame but WHAT TH HELL IS HE WEARING? JUMP!

Nov 27, 2011

Bills Stevie Johnson Mocks Plaxico Burress For Shooting Himself In Thigh [PHOTOS]

Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Buffalo Bills look to knock off the New York Jets  Plaxico Burress better not shoot his team in the foot for them to pull this off. Ryan Fitzpatrick also won the award for best pornstache in the NFL The mustache may rival that of Ron Swanson from the TV show Parks and Recreation. That is an impressive feat..  JUMP!

Nov 27, 2011

Most Excited Cocks Fan In History Of Internet [Morning Twitpic]

Our fellow Coed Media Group editor, Neal at Coed Magazine, sent this one last night as we watched Michigan-Ohio State: The Rivalry on HBO OnDemand. It seems that this chick went absolutely bonkers over some great 'Cocks play in the rivalry game against Clemson. It's now time for you guys to do your thing. Earn your Busted Coverage stripes. Name 'Cocks fan. We want Facebook bikini photos, etc. Inbox should be loaded by tomorrow morning: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 26, 2011

All FSU Chick Really Wants For Christmas Is BC’s Kevin The Intern [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Even though Florida State students can't read they flocked to Ben Hill Griffin Stadium to watch their Seminoles take on the Florida Gators in "The Swamp". "Ghostface" from the Scream series was spotted by the Gator band section and horrendous looking Florida State girl held up a sign asking Santa to beat the Gators. I thought Seminole girls were supposed to be attractive? JUMP!

Nov 26, 2011

The Iron Bowl 2011: Now With 100% More Troll Faces [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Alabama WR Marquis Maze just saw Auburn's punter shank a punt for 18 yards and gave his best "Trollface" ever. The caption should read "U MAD BRO?" Alabama is currently dominating Auburn in the Iron Bowl. Expect to see ALL OF THE SCHAUDENFREUDE. AJ McCarron has already thrown a flea flicker pass. Expect Alabama to unleash the dogs. JUMP!

Nov 26, 2011

Brawl Erupts At Ohio State VS. Michigan Game [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: During what is referred to as "The Game", Ohio State took on Michigan in Ann Arbor. This season Michigan finally put bodies in their seats for this game now that they are actually not absolutely terrible. All of these fans got to witness a some brawl break out between the Ohio State and Michigan players. Michigan fans also dressed up in some crazy attire. You can't blame them, what the hell else is there to do in Michigan?

Nov 26, 2011

ESPN GameDay Signs 2011: Auburn Vs. Alabama [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The Iron Bowl is one of the most intense rivalries in all of College Football. However, ESPN confiscated almost 80% of the Auburn fans signs forcing one guys sign to just read "THIS IS A POSTER". Real creative bro. No Alabama insults were left out including the fact that Alabama can't hit a Field Goal if their lives depended on it. JUMP!

Nov 26, 2011

The Iron Bowl With Lots Of Emphasis On The Tree Murderer [Morning Twitpic]

Someone tell us Harvey Updyke is in Auburn, Alabama today - please. We want YouTube videos sent our way, etc. It's supposed to be rivalry weekend in college football but you have a 'down' Auburn team about to get steamrolled by Alabama who realizes they're about to play LSU for the national championship without even having to play in the SEC Championship game. Then there is OSU-Michigan. Someone keep track of Meyer mentions. Let's get rolling.

Nov 25, 2011

ESPN Sideline Reporter Samantha Steele About To Pass Out [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShfit35: Dennis Erickson, the head coach of The Arizona State University, is not having a great night against the California Bears this Friday night. Vontaze Burflict is here to take your girl, your touchdowns, your Quarterback down, and probably your soul. Zach Maynard is actually making this a game against the Sun Devils as a former basketball player that can run the ball in the end zone when necessary. JUMP!

Nov 25, 2011

Backyard Brawl: Now With More Redbull and Coon Hats [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: West Virginia fans flocked to watch their team play against the Panthers. You guessed it, the bro in the uniform is wearing a raccoon piece. Expect every couch in this town to get burned tonight if WVU wins. I'm sure West Virginia will do well after Dana Holgorsen has drank his 8 Red Bulls. Also, if WVU wins, expect Dana to make it to Atlantic City in time to double down on a pair on sixes at a casino tonight. JUMP!

Nov 25, 2011

Is Honey Badger Blazed In This Profile Shot During LSU-Arkansas? [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Tyrann Matthieu is known for his love of his synthetic weed and taking the ball away from your favorite Quarterback. During the CBS intro, it looks as if Tyrann aka "The Honey Badger" packed a bowl of his favorite synthetic "sticky icky" right before his player picture was taken. Let's see if this affects his performance in the "Battle of the Boot" where LSU takes on Arkansas. JUMP!

Nov 25, 2011

Anyone Else See This Hyena Jagoff At The Tulsa-Houston Game? [PHOTO]

So we were just flipping it around this afternoon and realized Tulsa and Houston were gettin' it on in some Conference USA action. Seemed interesting since Case Keenum needs a huge day to keep his Heisman hopes alive. And then Tulsa's kicker popped a 51-yarder and the Fox camera panned right to Hyena and those choppers. Just think of the mouthful of turkey this dude pounded yesterday. Just killed half a bird in three bites. Suck it, Kobayashi. JUMP!

Nov 24, 2011

Jason Witten Spooning With Cowboys Cheerleader [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jason Witten caught a pass from Tony Romo and proceeded to the sidelines where a cheerleader was in his way. Looks as if Witten wasn't just bracing his fall and was trying to grab onto this hot broad. Also, during the National Anthem, A&M fan was more interested in her Twitter account than showing our America some respect during the National Anthem. JUMP!

Nov 24, 2011

Detroit Fan Has Double Middle Finger For Nickleback [PHOTOS]

Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Jim Schwartz of the Lions is having the worst Thanksgiving ever and probably an aneurism with his turkey. Even his assistants looked as if they may be taken to the nearest Detroit hospital. To add to all of this frustration, Greg Jennings was in Detroit's end zone "Tebowing". If Detroit wasn't a depressing enough place, the Lions have to go ahead and make it worse for all of their fans. JUMP!

Nov 24, 2011

Swagged The $%^ Out Lions Dodge Caravan Headed To The D [PHOTO]

This shot dropped on Lockerz just 29 minutes ago as Dodge Caravan Lions Bro was just cruising towards his final destination of downtown Detroit where we're just about three hours from kickoff. Just look at that pride. The Passion. The paint job. The use of a piece of junk early 90s American minivan. Fans are already deep frying turkeys and enjoying the nice Thanksgiving heat wave. Something keeps telling us today will be special in the D. Very, very special.