Via:Red Sox pitcher Bobby Jenks is facing DUI charges after deputies say he struck two vehicles in the parking lot of Babes strip club in Fort Myers early this morning. Jenks, 31, was pulled over in a white Mercedes SUV near the intersection of Cleveland Avenue and Colonial Boulevard for driving erratically, according to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report. Deputies said Jenks said he was "all over the roadway" because he had taken too many muscle relaxers.
Still trying to figure out if this Phillies bro wet shat himself or if this was just a case of being a moron and sitting on wet outfield grass during yesterday's Yankees game. Yes, this is the kind of sh*t that mesmerizes us on a Friday before hitting Happy Hour. In March Madness news, kudos for Indiana. Why? Because they have the balls to push the basketball up and down against Kentucky. Might have lost, 102-90, but still deserves our appreciation. Let's get rolling!
Shouldn't there be a marketing meeting between Hooters and MLB where the sides come together for a campaign to put Hooters girls down the line at all spring training games? Is there a logical reason to watch past the 5th inning of these games. That's the only reason we're still watching at 6 p.m. on a Friday night. Totally want to see a Hooters girl diving for a liner. Instead we get this chick booting a grounder. JUMP!
Remember Brewers superfan Front Row Amy, the beautifully well-endowed woman sitting behind home plate that took the Internet by storm during the Brew Crew's 2011 playoff run? Of course you remember Amy. Dumb question. Anyway, she's back and wants you to offer you the opportunity to experience as baseball game from her perspective. From her seat at Miller Park. JUMP!
The folks at NESN announced today that the Jenny Dell sideline reporter era officially begins tomorrow for men who used to be infatuated with Heidi Watney. You can officially turn your attention to Dell during tomorrow's game on NESN. That's right, NESN is alerting press that they're unveiling a new baseball sideline reporter. It's that big of a deal. Dell's Twitter account sits at 10k followers. Expect that number to explode. JUMP!
Former Red Sox/Yankees/Rays/Tigers center fielder Johnny Damon may not be playing ball these days, but at least he has something to keep him busy. He has a gigantic house in Florida. And when we say gigantic, we're talking about 29,000-plus square feet. So, while he's waiting for someone to offer him a contract, he can wander around his new home, which he'll probably get lost in. If you're an MLB team, that's why he isn't answering the phone. He's lost. JUMP!
Some of you might remember back in November when we warned you that Busted Coverage would be putting our unwavering support behind the Cal softball team during the 2012 season. The reason was simple: infielder Jace Williams is one of the coolest athletes in college sports. That's her, 2nd from right. Yes, fools, Jace is a bikini smokeshow but she's also one of the key players on this #2 ranked Cal team. Did we mention the ladies just got back from Hawaii? JUMP!
It's amazing how good we are at discovering sideline reporting talent and then watching that talent flourish into the future of sideline reporting. Take Meredith Marakovits. Way back in 2010 BC was telling readers about this East Coaster who was tearing up the sports scene whether it was in Philadelphia or New York. A couple years later and she's getting Kim Jones' job at the YES Network, according to the network. JUMP!
Ladies, it's your lucky day if you've ever had dreams of marrying the man of your dreams at home plate at Rangers Ballpark. Not satisfied with a reception inside the ballpark? Not satisfied with the standard fan tour where you get to visit the lockerroom and sniff the same air as Josh Hamilton? The Texas Rangers have the ultimate fan experience. How cool would it be to sit behind home plate and taunt your buddy who's about to get tied down? JUMP!
Miguel Cabrera's face will look differnt the next time you see him doing interviews on ESPN. A solid guess is that he'll need 3-4 stitches to close the gash under his right eye that resulted via a Hunter Pence during today's spring training game against Philadelphia. A bad hop, and sunglasses, played a role in Cabrera looking like he'd been in a UFC fight with Jon "Bones" Jones. Like a stuck pig. JUMP!
Former Los Angeles Dodgers closer Jonathan Broxton now pitches for the Kansas City Royals, which isn't a good sign for the trajectory of his career. We now have to wonder if his weight has anything to do with this. We never realized it before, but Broxton is one fat bastard. He weighs in at 300 pounds. We know this thanks to teammates Everett Teaford and Tim Collins, who stuffed themselves into one leg of Broxton's pants. Think they're sending a message? JUMP!
You know why people in Florida are so crazy? Because they have nothing going on all day besides drinking, laying on a beach or sitting at the ballpark in the 9th inning of yesterday's Tigers-Mets game in Lakeland. Seriously, look at how many people are still captivated by a meaningless game filled with scrubs. Just loaded with old people and losers wasting time between job interviews. At least we get a foul ball video out of this. JUMP!
Via: New Britain Police are looking for a suspect who held up the TD Bank branch at 587 Hartford Road Wednesday afternoon. Police say he implied he had weapons. They released security camera images of the suspect, who was wearing a Florida Marlins baseball cap. a dark jacket and jeans and plastic rimmed eyeglasses with tiger-stripe pattern frames. Have you seen a black dude cruising around New Britain in a Marlins cap? Let's cash in: firstname.lastname@example.org
Via: In a questionnaire given to those arrested on suspicion of DUI, O'Shea later admitted he was drinking, saying he had three beers. At the time of his arrest, he said he was driving from the Siesta beach parking lot to a friend's house. He also said he spent the morning "playing baseball" at Twin Lakes Park. He listed the Orioles as his employer. Yep, cops pulled him over at 4:23 p.m. Nope, Eddie George wasn't randomly in his passenger seat. That was another Siesta DUI.
At this point next week ESPN will need like 40-50 interns to replace all those fired this week over lazy errors during conference tourney action. Sure, the WWL has hundreds of thousands of minutes of coverage in a year, which will result in logo errors. You see, SDSU has a jackrabbit logo. Like these. Anyway, in MLB news, you have to see the fortune Indians manager Manny Acta got at P.F. Chang's. Let's get rolling!
Mark Teixeira hasn't played for the Texas Rangers since 2007, but he still owns a home in Westlake, Tx that's become a pain to sell. Why? Guess there aren't too many buyers looking for a $3.99 million compound with pool and theater. According to the folks at Realtor.com, Sean Payton leased this pad last year, but Tex is ready to finally unload it for good. His original asking price: $5,750,000. You can do the math. JUMP!
Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Well, you won't be hearing that for a while unless you check out the new commercial for MLB 12 The Show. They actually have the gall to depict the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series, something most of us know will never happen. We've got the video right here, which will either pull at your heart strings or make you laugh heartily. Guess which category we fall into. JUMP
Look, we're pretty comfortable with our sexuality. Married. Beautifully pregnant wife. Run a sports blog with plenty of tail for you single bros living the dream. Appreciate a great Kate Upton rack gallery like the rest of you guys. Guess what kind of photos we're not posing for? That's right, photos with a shirtless hairy dude in Yankees warmup pants and showing tighty whities. But, Robinson Cano will. It's OutSports.com's lucky day! JUMP!
A BC reader going by JBS sent word about 20 minutes ago about an insane Mets MILF hanging out with her proud husband behind home plate at tonight's Mets-Nats game. JBS writes, "Great rack all game behind home plate, her bf is calling everyone he knows!" You know, the more we look at this MILF the more we agree. She looks way to happy to be married. Take a married woman to Spring Training and her ass won't be smiling. JUMP!
You wouldn't be meeting @Model_Barefoot if it weren't for these photos of her modeling a Texas Rangers jersey. There are too many hot chicks crawling around this country to keep track of, but there is a guaranteed way to get BC's attention. Ladies, get online, buy a team jersey, buy a team-colored brassiere, find a photographer. Use your Twitter account properly and BC guarantees men will take notice. The power is in the jersey. JUMP!
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@NHL_Oilers) caught up with this guy during last night's 3-1 home loss to Dallas. His name? Kim Martin. Not joking. Now that our meager NHL coverage is out of the way, let's turn our attention to baseball. The Yankees got started last night with a 11-0 drubbing of USF. The real action gets going today with a full schedule highlighted by Yankees-Phillies. First pitch - 1:05. Indians-Reds at 3:05. Let's get rolling!
God bless Jordan Carver. There are women who 'get' the Internet and then there is Jordan Carver dropping a baseball-themed hand & bat bra gallery featuring photos of her in Angels gear just as teams prepare to play their first games of Spring Training. Hate the Angels? You'll have to suffer throw 12 photos of Jordan modeling her baseball gear and a skirt that all baseball dugout dancers should be wearing this summer. JUMP!
Remember Yankees #1 draft pick Brien Taylor? Yeah, he was Josh Hamilton minus the white skin and ability to hit dongs. His left arm was supposed to win multiple World Series titles and he would eventually have broads hanging from arms and legs. Yeah, so then he went and tried to fight a guy on December 18, 1993. A dislocated left shoulder and torn labrum later, this guy was the biggest bust in Yankees history. Now he's charged with cocaine trafficking. JUMP!
St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Carlos Beltran is dumping his Long Island estate and probably also thanking his lucky stars he doesn't play for the New York Mets anymore. The home can be yours for a mere $5.8 million, but beware, it's not for movie buffs. Sure, there's a home theater room in Beltran's pad, but it looks like it doubles as a closet. Of course, this place was obviously built around the gym anyway. Oh, and there's a karaoke bar! Sold! JUMP!
Good news for the Kansas City Royals this year. You get the MLB All-Star Game and Jonathan Sanchez will be back in your rotation. Yep, that Sanchez of Giants fame. Threw the no-hitter. Blah, blah, blah. We're here today to help K.C. radio dorks have something to actually talk about other than a year of 65 wins. You guys are lucky enough to have one of the hottest, unheard of WAGs coming to town. Her name: Audris Rijo. JUMP!
It was 1990s reunion today at the Cleveland Indians spring training camp in Arizona. Kenny Lofton, Carlos Baerga & Sandy Alomar got together to chat about whatever old Indians chat about at Spring Training. The big news: Albert Belle is a Chipotle burrito away from bursting at the seams. It's not that the guy was ever a picture of health, but old boy hasn't been hitting the treadmill lately. Hard to believe he's been out of the game for 11 years. JUMP!
When did the Orioles start using Intercourse, PA as their Spring Training home? Oh, it's Florida, you say? Then how the hell did these bros get all the way to Florida by horse & buggy from Mechanicsville, MD? And how do these bros know anything about baseball? You guys been cheating on God? Been sneaking away and hitting Buffalo Wild Wings for 7:15 first pitches? Ladies of Sarasota, you've been warned. Amos & his bros will be slaying this week. (via @ProtectThisYar)
What else would you expect from Ryan Braun's girlfriend, model Larisa Fraser, over the news that her man had been cleared (on technicality) in his PED case. Fraser, not very well known on the girlfriend market, went on her Facebook page yesterday and dropped this: the truth is always relevant :). She has 464 'Likes' so the message isn't causing much commotion. Come on, Milwaukee media, this is your chance to go all Gisele on this chick. JUMP!
Remember the name Curt Hogg. The kid is only 16, but somehow this high schooler landed the scoop of his lifetime and not a soul noticed. A self-described Brewers fan & Brewers blogging junky, Hogg had a source tip him off to the news that Ryan Braun's PED urine sample might have been mishandled. That was 9 days ago. Last night, baseball announced Braun was cleared of his failed drug test because of a mishandled sample. Not kidding. JUMP!
What a month for the left side of the Tampa Rays infield. First, Busted Coverage tells you guys that Evan Longoria & Jaime Edmondson are dating and the dogs are getting along. Now, The Big Lead was tipped off that shortstop Reid Brignac has knocked up Miss July 2002, Lauren Anderson. These kids have been dating on-and-off, according to the Internet, since 2009. That was just after she broke it off with legendary Florida basketballer Matt Walsh. JUMP!
FORT MYERS, FLORIDA: It's Day 3 of Busted Coverage's Gronk-watch and instead of sitting by the pool and getting kissed by local chicks, today the Patriots tight end stopped into Red Sox training camp to bro out. Good news for the ladies: this was at 1:22 p.m. JUMP!
Texas Rangers pitcher Derek Holland continues to claim the mantle as the weirdest dude in baseball. We're not sure if he still has the pederast mustache, but he's now driving something that will probably kill him before spring training is over -- a dune buggy. He doesn't just drive it off road, though. He also drives it to spring training, which is pretty much a totally Derek Holland thing to do. Check it!
Get ready to be terrified. The the jowly Don Zimmer bear is a reality. We're serious. The Tampa Bay Rays will be giving away a promotional item to fans in June known as the Zim Bear. It's half teddy bear, half Don Zimmer and all creepy as hell. Here's a look at the Zim Bear and one alternative fan promotion involving Zimmer that we just know would bring the fans to the park and not scare children. Check it!
Not sure what finally made Nomar Garciaparra unload his Whittier, California childhood home, but it's on the market and can be all yours for only $595,000. Documents show that Nomar & Mia Hamm took ownership of the one-story house in 2010. His father bought it for $44,500 in 1976. Will your kid eventually hit .300 and drive in 120 if he sleeps in Nomar's room? Of course not. JUMP!
Former major leaguer and injury risk Eric Davis is dumping his Los Angeles home, presumably because he's spending most of his time in Cincinnati. The two-time All Star, who made his name with the Reds, now works in the team's front office, so he probably has no need for this pad anymore. It can be all yours for a little over $2 million and it comes with a basketball court. Or at least half of one. Check it!
Can't remember the exact night last week, but we told you that it seemed Playboy Playmate Jaime Edmondson was dating dreamy Rays 3B Evan Longoria. And now Tampa media is asking him about it at Spring Training. "It's been a secret for long enough; it's not really been a secret, but nobody has asked about it. We are dating.'' And there you have it. In Europe, this kind of news would send the tabloids into a frenzy. In Tampa, it makes a barely trafficked blog. Ho-hum.