For most baseball fans, today has been a very unpleasant Hot Stove experience. Why? Well, the damn Red Sox instantly became World Series favorites after unloading the farm to land baseball jersey thrasher (and pretty good pitcher) Chris Sale. Oh, and Pablo Sandoval just happens to be in somewhat good shape again — for his standards — to maybe earn some of his salary next season.
Total lose-lose situation for everyone who hates hearing about the Sox all the time.
But wait! The Beantown drama just hit a whole new level tonight, because David Ortiz, who’s been retired for like a minute, took to Instagram to F with everyone:
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Big Papi’s probably just messing around (what would he do with those awful retirement gifts if he came back?), but we all know Red Sox brass is hoping for a Brett Favre situation so they can find a way to nullify that Mitch Moreland contract.