Manny used to be one of our go-to athletes to track when he was still trying to keep the baseball career going. There was a time when he was tearing up the Miami hotel pool scene where we could depend on him to have something going on at least once a month. Then came the retirement, the job with the Cubs, then this year when he pretty much disappeared from the sport and we ran out of Manny being Manny material.
There was a brief time in July when his skim boarding went bad, but that was uploaded to Twitter by some baseball reporter bro so Danny the Intern never realized that Manny’s wife has an IG account where Manny is the star of the show.
Now we finally know where to find the Manny material. It’s right there on Juliana’s IG. There’s Manny with the trash cans. There’s Manny mopping a floor. There’s Manny being romantic Manny. It’s good to know that retirement didn’t change the guy. We can still get a laugh every couple of months from the guy who once sold his gas grill on eBay and introduced the sale by saying, “Hi, I’m Manny Ramirez. I bought this AMAZING grill for about $4,000 and I used it once… But I never have the time to use it because I am always on the road. I would love to sell it and you will get an autographed ball signed by me :-]”