Baseball gets started for real tonight in Miami where the Marlins 'officially' open their new 'ballpark' that just happens to include a pool in left field. As you can see, the pool has already been christened by a couple of bikini chicks. Tonight the pool 'officially' opens against the Cardinals on ESPN. As for food, you'll be able to purchase lobster rolls, veggie burgers and lots of other crap that doesn't resemble a hotdog. The real fun at Marlins Ballpark - the window washers. Let's get rolling!
We're sure they love him in St. Louis, but former Dodgers shortstop Rafael Furcal is persona non grata in Los Angeles. That's what happens when you hit .197 in your last season with the team. That's probably why Furcal is giving away his Los Angeles house. Dude is about to take a loss of almost $500,000 to get rid of his fancy pad in the suburbs. Frankly, it will be nice to wipe his memory entirely from the area. House photos - JUMP!
Jared Sullinger took a slap to the face from a Kansas player in the second game on the Final Four tonight. The Kansas player went right for the face instead of the ball. The Kansas Jayhawks took on the Ohio State Buckeyes. CBS decided to show us how "flexible" the Kansas cheerleaders were in the pre-game show. Between that and the #kuboobs phenomenon, Kansas is winning in the hottest women. JUMP!
Yeah, they do things a little different down in Mississippi. Like eating fire for breakfast. No bacon and eggs, no hearty bowl of cereal. Fire, people. Ole Miss assistant baseball coach Cliff Godwin demonstrates just that in this video, which we're sure will be a hit with recruits and badasses everywhere. Godwin downs some fire for breakfast and his buddy, who's entirely too serious about the whole thing, yells "game day!" Way to go, brah! JUMP!
The bad news for Phillies pitcher Michael Schwimer this spring came around March 20 when he was sent to team's minor league camp. The good news: Schwimer recently locked up girlfriend and BC favorite Missy Coles to a long-term free agent deal via an engagement ring. What does this mean in the grand scheme of the WAG-dome? Not much other than the fact other ladies coming through the Phillies WAG pipeline must stay on top of their game. JUMP!
Via: A man claiming to have a weapon robbed a Hampden Bank branch at 475 Longmeadow St. of an undisclosed amount of cash Thursday afternoon, police said. The lone suspect walked up to a teller and handed her a note demanding cash, he said. No weapon was shown but it was implied in the note that the man was armed, he said. So this one should be easy. Black dude who looks like David Ortiz...Sox opening day tickets...lots of $20s. GET HIM!
If you do any flying out of San Francisco, you might find a curious sight on the runway -- a themed San Francisco Giants Virgin America plane. Yeah, it sports to hometown team's logo, but it also sports a beard because, why the hell not? The great thing is, you can fly on it. It's not a team charter. It's a commercial airplane. So if you're a huge Giants fan, then this is probably the only way you should travel. JUMP!
Later this summer when the Royals and Angels engage in a bench-clearing brawl you can refer to this video as to why there were fisticuffs. The ball is flying in Tempe today. The Royals ripped three dongs before the Angels batted in the 2nd. That's when the Halos got on the board with back-to-back-to-back shots to make it a 7-3 game. Again, a Spring Training game. The very next pitch from Royals pitcher Everett Teaford was into the back of Peter Bourjos. JUMP!
Via: It’s a bit of a cold case, and this woman certainly looks pretty cold. You may have seen these photos before, because the FBI and police had been looking for this gun toting gal for nearly two a a half years. It was October 9, 2009 when she went storming into the National City Bank on South Mason with a gun in one hand and a knife in the other. She grabbed her cash and headed out the front door. Scared to snitch? We'll turn her in: email@example.com
Those of you just waking up need to know that the MLB season opener is underway in Japan. A's vs. Mariners. Ichiro leading off in his homeland. Goosebumps for those of us raised on baseball. Only problem? You can't watch this game live via your cable provider. Want to watch it live? Gotta order MLB.tv. And the divide between baseball and the NFL/NBA just keeps widening. Oh well, you can watch the replay starting at 9 a.m. EST. Let's get rolling!
Our sources continue to work their sources, but word on the street at Tampa Rays camp is that short-legged mack daddy Don Zimmer has new arm candy for the 2012 season. Just look at that smile coming from a guy walking around town with Playboy Playmate Jaime Edmondson on his arm. Just flaunting it in the face of all the old coots still married after 61 years. You have to imagine being Don Zimmer is a helluva life. Women just throwing themselves at you. JUMP!
Ladies, your baseball dream has come true. The Texas Rangers have finally figured out what you want to eat during a game in the middle of August when it's like 115 at Rangers Ballpark. Here it is, the 2-foot hot dog that'll set you back $26. The silver lining is that this meat missile is meant for two consumers. Imagine racing your husband/boyfriend/partner to the middle. So. Much. Fun! JUMP!
Via:Red Sox pitcher Bobby Jenks is facing DUI charges after deputies say he struck two vehicles in the parking lot of Babes strip club in Fort Myers early this morning. Jenks, 31, was pulled over in a white Mercedes SUV near the intersection of Cleveland Avenue and Colonial Boulevard for driving erratically, according to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report. Deputies said Jenks said he was "all over the roadway" because he had taken too many muscle relaxers.
Still trying to figure out if this Phillies bro wet shat himself or if this was just a case of being a moron and sitting on wet outfield grass during yesterday's Yankees game. Yes, this is the kind of sh*t that mesmerizes us on a Friday before hitting Happy Hour. In March Madness news, kudos for Indiana. Why? Because they have the balls to push the basketball up and down against Kentucky. Might have lost, 102-90, but still deserves our appreciation. Let's get rolling!
Shouldn't there be a marketing meeting between Hooters and MLB where the sides come together for a campaign to put Hooters girls down the line at all spring training games? Is there a logical reason to watch past the 5th inning of these games. That's the only reason we're still watching at 6 p.m. on a Friday night. Totally want to see a Hooters girl diving for a liner. Instead we get this chick booting a grounder. JUMP!
Remember Brewers superfan Front Row Amy, the beautifully well-endowed woman sitting behind home plate that took the Internet by storm during the Brew Crew's 2011 playoff run? Of course you remember Amy. Dumb question. Anyway, she's back and wants you to offer you the opportunity to experience as baseball game from her perspective. From her seat at Miller Park. JUMP!
The folks at NESN announced today that the Jenny Dell sideline reporter era officially begins tomorrow for men who used to be infatuated with Heidi Watney. You can officially turn your attention to Dell during tomorrow's game on NESN. That's right, NESN is alerting press that they're unveiling a new baseball sideline reporter. It's that big of a deal. Dell's Twitter account sits at 10k followers. Expect that number to explode. JUMP!
Former Red Sox/Yankees/Rays/Tigers center fielder Johnny Damon may not be playing ball these days, but at least he has something to keep him busy. He has a gigantic house in Florida. And when we say gigantic, we're talking about 29,000-plus square feet. So, while he's waiting for someone to offer him a contract, he can wander around his new home, which he'll probably get lost in. If you're an MLB team, that's why he isn't answering the phone. He's lost. JUMP!
Some of you might remember back in November when we warned you that Busted Coverage would be putting our unwavering support behind the Cal softball team during the 2012 season. The reason was simple: infielder Jace Williams is one of the coolest athletes in college sports. That's her, 2nd from right. Yes, fools, Jace is a bikini smokeshow but she's also one of the key players on this #2 ranked Cal team. Did we mention the ladies just got back from Hawaii? JUMP!
It's amazing how good we are at discovering sideline reporting talent and then watching that talent flourish into the future of sideline reporting. Take Meredith Marakovits. Way back in 2010 BC was telling readers about this East Coaster who was tearing up the sports scene whether it was in Philadelphia or New York. A couple years later and she's getting Kim Jones' job at the YES Network, according to the network. JUMP!
Ladies, it's your lucky day if you've ever had dreams of marrying the man of your dreams at home plate at Rangers Ballpark. Not satisfied with a reception inside the ballpark? Not satisfied with the standard fan tour where you get to visit the lockerroom and sniff the same air as Josh Hamilton? The Texas Rangers have the ultimate fan experience. How cool would it be to sit behind home plate and taunt your buddy who's about to get tied down? JUMP!
Miguel Cabrera's face will look differnt the next time you see him doing interviews on ESPN. A solid guess is that he'll need 3-4 stitches to close the gash under his right eye that resulted via a Hunter Pence during today's spring training game against Philadelphia. A bad hop, and sunglasses, played a role in Cabrera looking like he'd been in a UFC fight with Jon "Bones" Jones. Like a stuck pig. JUMP!
Former Los Angeles Dodgers closer Jonathan Broxton now pitches for the Kansas City Royals, which isn't a good sign for the trajectory of his career. We now have to wonder if his weight has anything to do with this. We never realized it before, but Broxton is one fat bastard. He weighs in at 300 pounds. We know this thanks to teammates Everett Teaford and Tim Collins, who stuffed themselves into one leg of Broxton's pants. Think they're sending a message? JUMP!
You know why people in Florida are so crazy? Because they have nothing going on all day besides drinking, laying on a beach or sitting at the ballpark in the 9th inning of yesterday's Tigers-Mets game in Lakeland. Seriously, look at how many people are still captivated by a meaningless game filled with scrubs. Just loaded with old people and losers wasting time between job interviews. At least we get a foul ball video out of this. JUMP!
Via: New Britain Police are looking for a suspect who held up the TD Bank branch at 587 Hartford Road Wednesday afternoon. Police say he implied he had weapons. They released security camera images of the suspect, who was wearing a Florida Marlins baseball cap. a dark jacket and jeans and plastic rimmed eyeglasses with tiger-stripe pattern frames. Have you seen a black dude cruising around New Britain in a Marlins cap? Let's cash in: firstname.lastname@example.org
Via: In a questionnaire given to those arrested on suspicion of DUI, O'Shea later admitted he was drinking, saying he had three beers. At the time of his arrest, he said he was driving from the Siesta beach parking lot to a friend's house. He also said he spent the morning "playing baseball" at Twin Lakes Park. He listed the Orioles as his employer. Yep, cops pulled him over at 4:23 p.m. Nope, Eddie George wasn't randomly in his passenger seat. That was another Siesta DUI.
At this point next week ESPN will need like 40-50 interns to replace all those fired this week over lazy errors during conference tourney action. Sure, the WWL has hundreds of thousands of minutes of coverage in a year, which will result in logo errors. You see, SDSU has a jackrabbit logo. Like these. Anyway, in MLB news, you have to see the fortune Indians manager Manny Acta got at P.F. Chang's. Let's get rolling!
Mark Teixeira hasn't played for the Texas Rangers since 2007, but he still owns a home in Westlake, Tx that's become a pain to sell. Why? Guess there aren't too many buyers looking for a $3.99 million compound with pool and theater. According to the folks at Realtor.com, Sean Payton leased this pad last year, but Tex is ready to finally unload it for good. His original asking price: $5,750,000. You can do the math. JUMP!
Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win! Well, you won't be hearing that for a while unless you check out the new commercial for MLB 12 The Show. They actually have the gall to depict the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series, something most of us know will never happen. We've got the video right here, which will either pull at your heart strings or make you laugh heartily. Guess which category we fall into. JUMP
Look, we're pretty comfortable with our sexuality. Married. Beautifully pregnant wife. Run a sports blog with plenty of tail for you single bros living the dream. Appreciate a great Kate Upton rack gallery like the rest of you guys. Guess what kind of photos we're not posing for? That's right, photos with a shirtless hairy dude in Yankees warmup pants and showing tighty whities. But, Robinson Cano will. It's OutSports.com's lucky day! JUMP!
A BC reader going by JBS sent word about 20 minutes ago about an insane Mets MILF hanging out with her proud husband behind home plate at tonight's Mets-Nats game. JBS writes, "Great rack all game behind home plate, her bf is calling everyone he knows!" You know, the more we look at this MILF the more we agree. She looks way to happy to be married. Take a married woman to Spring Training and her ass won't be smiling. JUMP!
You wouldn't be meeting @Model_Barefoot if it weren't for these photos of her modeling a Texas Rangers jersey. There are too many hot chicks crawling around this country to keep track of, but there is a guaranteed way to get BC's attention. Ladies, get online, buy a team jersey, buy a team-colored brassiere, find a photographer. Use your Twitter account properly and BC guarantees men will take notice. The power is in the jersey. JUMP!
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@NHL_Oilers) caught up with this guy during last night's 3-1 home loss to Dallas. His name? Kim Martin. Not joking. Now that our meager NHL coverage is out of the way, let's turn our attention to baseball. The Yankees got started last night with a 11-0 drubbing of USF. The real action gets going today with a full schedule highlighted by Yankees-Phillies. First pitch - 1:05. Indians-Reds at 3:05. Let's get rolling!
God bless Jordan Carver. There are women who 'get' the Internet and then there is Jordan Carver dropping a baseball-themed hand & bat bra gallery featuring photos of her in Angels gear just as teams prepare to play their first games of Spring Training. Hate the Angels? You'll have to suffer throw 12 photos of Jordan modeling her baseball gear and a skirt that all baseball dugout dancers should be wearing this summer. JUMP!
Remember Yankees #1 draft pick Brien Taylor? Yeah, he was Josh Hamilton minus the white skin and ability to hit dongs. His left arm was supposed to win multiple World Series titles and he would eventually have broads hanging from arms and legs. Yeah, so then he went and tried to fight a guy on December 18, 1993. A dislocated left shoulder and torn labrum later, this guy was the biggest bust in Yankees history. Now he's charged with cocaine trafficking. JUMP!
St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Carlos Beltran is dumping his Long Island estate and probably also thanking his lucky stars he doesn't play for the New York Mets anymore. The home can be yours for a mere $5.8 million, but beware, it's not for movie buffs. Sure, there's a home theater room in Beltran's pad, but it looks like it doubles as a closet. Of course, this place was obviously built around the gym anyway. Oh, and there's a karaoke bar! Sold! JUMP!