Joe Kinsey

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Apr 24, 2014

Johnny Manziel Should Bring Devin Brugman To NFL Draft

  Yesterday I told you guys that I was starting a new series called “Johnny Manziel Should Bring [hot chick] to the NFL Draft.” We kicked it off with Russian IG superstar Galinka Mirgaeva. The obvious choices are Lauren Hanley,...

Apr 24, 2014

Was Tazawa 'Too Obvious' With His Pitching Pine Tar In 2013?

  Now I’m being told that Michael Pineda’s biggest crime Wednesday night is that he was too obvious with where he put his pitching pine tar. That’s what baseball fans are telling me. Too obvious. The guy didn’t hide his...

Apr 24, 2014

Where Michael Pineda Should Hide Pine Tar: Advice From Former Pine Tar User

  From an email exchange with our pitching pine tar expert and former professional pitcher who learned how to use pine tar from former A.L. Central pitchers. Best and easiest way is always to put it on your glove. You...

Tay Swift Leg Show, Tiger-Elin-Vonn & Religious Russ Getting Divorce

  Unemployed? Your ass gets three day baseball games, including Reds-Pirates at 12:30. Your NBA and NHL playoffs roll along. That means you get Bruins-Red Wings at 8 on NBCSN. I’d also recommend OKC-Memphis at 8 EST on TNT. You...

Apr 24, 2014

Hot Heat Fans, Dolphins Cheerleaders On A Boat & Fat Phil Jackson

  Don’t even get me started about the Red Sox calling out Michael Pineda last night for having pitching pine tar on his neck. I’ll just say that Pineda’s biggest problem is that (1.) He’s too black so the pine...

Apr 24, 2014

Brad Radke Is Selling Insane 11,000 Sq. Ft. Florida Mansion – $6.8 Million

  I know what you’re thinking. I was thinking the same thing. How does Brad Radke live in that house? No clue. I’m pretty much speechless. We’re talking about an 11,495 sq. ft. behemoth on Florida’s Bellaire Beach, near Clearwater....

Apr 23, 2014

Apr 23, 2014

Johnny Manziel Should Bring IG Model Galinka Mirgaeva To NFL Draft

  Welcome to a new series we’ll be working over the next two weeks as the world prepares for the NFL Draft and word on what hot chick Johnny Manziel brings to New York for his big night. Will it...

Apr 23, 2014

BMW SUV Crashed Into Bama's Bryant-Denny Sign

  Details are sketchy at this point, but you can see what we see from the Bama campus where an SUV ran into the Bryant-Denny sign outside the football stadium. Developing. Unconfirmed:   Good question:...

Apr 23, 2014

Rich Aurilia Is Selling His Phoenix House W/Swim-Up Bar – $2.3 Million

  It had to be a touch decision to make for Rich Aurilia to place his Phoenix mansion on the market for $2,300,000. We’re talking about a pad with one of the nicest swim-up bars you’re going to see on...

Apr 23, 2014

Bulls Fan Makes Death & Bomb Threats To Wizards – On Twitter

  I never understand why sports fans fool around with death and bomb threats to opposing teams on Twitter or any other social media. You know the FBI will arrest you and you’ll miss the rest of the series while...

Apr 23, 2014

Miami Heat Super Fan Alexis Augusto Is Back For Another Title Run

  I’ve been featuring Alexis Augusto since the Miami Heat started winning NBA titles with LeBron. Might as well keep the tradition alive this year as MY Miami Heat cruise to a third straight title. You know Alexis’s story. Former...

Apr 23, 2014

Elementary Kids Don't Give A Shit Peyton Manning Is Going To Throw Them A Pass

  OMAHA! OMAHA! #55 IS THE MIKE! HURRY, HURRY! Don’t get excited or anything, kids. That’s just the most important quarterback in the history of the NFL (one Super Bowl victory) about to throw you a pass. I see one...