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May 7, 2014

Padres Fan Runs On Field, Gets Pantsed By Security

    [protected-iframe id=”14083af61c4b271ebc977601bd6f3b6d-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/nteK7OO9E-/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   Welcome to day baseball in San Diego. I was barely paying attention to this game on the MLBtv app when the announcers suddenly acted like a national security event had...

May 7, 2014

Stylin' Sammy Sosa At Hospital With Baby #6

  I told you last week that 45-year-old Sammy Sosa became a father again – his sixth child – with the birth of his son Rolando Antonio Sosa.  Now the hospital photos are starting to leak out and Stylin’ Sammy...

May 7, 2014

Nina Agdal Does Another Bra/Underwear Shoot…Blah…Blah…Blah

  I ended the Nina Agdal post ban last week after some of you guys started bitching about too many mainstream chicks being kicked off Busted. Now we’re just down to a ban on Russian chicks because Putin is still...

Fan Brings Crab Legs To Baseball Game For Jameis Winston

  Jameis Winston of Deadliest Catch fame was back to playing baseball last night for Florida State in a game against Stetson in DeLand, Florida. How did Stetson fans treat him after the crab leg heist? As you can see,...

May 7, 2014

Marlins Ball Boy Makes A Helluva Play On Foul Ball Liner

    [protected-iframe id=”6b5f3861b00df0ff5e5436033b3d7c8e-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/ntDnocyknK/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   I have bad news from today’s Mets-Marlins game. The ball boy didn’t hold onto the ball on this foul ball liner so this wasn’t as great of a catch as...

May 7, 2014

Taiwanese Animators Address Jameis Winston Crab Leg Case

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZIS2PkwnpM?rel=0]   Fat Publix security guards. Jameis Winston being interrogated over crab legs. Jameis grabbing some butter to go. Winston jumping over Publix workers. Winston at home watching Deadliest Catch while cooking his crab legs. A giant...

May 7, 2014

May 7, 2014

I Can't Believe Chris Carpenter Is Selling This 10,800 Sq. Ft. House

  Where does Chris Carpenter move after selling his 10,800 sq. ft. St. Louis house with a 1,000+ wine bottle cellar and fancy man cave? Is he selling this insane house because it doesn’t conform to the “Cardinals Way”? Is...

May 7, 2014

Pablo Sandoval Was A Little Late With This Hit-And-Run Swing

  I could probably watch this GIF 70 times and it wouldn’t get old. Panda just doing his thing with this hit-and-run swing. The other bad news is that Sandoval went 0-4 with two strikeouts and is batting .167. Want...

May 7, 2014

NYC Strippers Want Johnny Manziel To Make It Rain…On Them

  Let’s say Johnny Manziel needs something to do tonight to blow off steam before his big day when he’ll go to the Cleveland Browns with the #4 pick. New York strippers have offered to show Mr. Football a good...

May 7, 2014

Eagles Cheerleader Bikini Show, Kaep 911 Call & Adriana Lima In Jeans

  I’ll probably catch some day baseball while looking for new NFL draft girlfriends. That Dodgers-Nats game at 1 EST seems like a good way to waste time before that huge Penguins-Rangers game later tonight. This is the third game...

May 7, 2014

Cowboys Cheerleaders Do Cancun, Pippen's Wife In Underwear & Heat Dancer GIF

  Let’s be honest here for a minute, the Eastern Conference of the NBA is complete horseshit. Terrible. Some of the worst basketball the NBA has seen in the last 30 years. Did you even realize the Nets-Heat game was...

May 6, 2014

Clippers Boob Adjuster Rebecca Grant Doing Media Rounds

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USz-OSz8uTg]   Our old friend Rebecca Grant, now known as the Clippers Boob Adjuster, started a media blitz today on the well-respected Fox News show Fox 411 where she talked about adjusting her boobs, how she wants...