Joe Kinsey

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Jun 17, 2014

Paulina Gretzky Rebounds, CNN Team USA Fail & World Cup Proposal

  I caught the most important 15 minutes of the Ghana-America match at a bar where I had to pick up my credit card after leaving it there Friday night after a bender. Looks like that’s Team USA’s new lucky...

Jun 16, 2014

21 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze The Ghana-USA World Cup Match

  Hell yes NSFW Black Dudes watched the Ghana-USA match. If it’s live, on the ESPN family of networks and has anything to do with patriotism, NSFW Black Dudes are paying attention, analyzing and critiquing the action. This was an...

Jun 16, 2014

Instagram Bikini Model of the Day: Liz, The 2014 Hawaiian Tropic Beauty Champion

  Say hello to Liz, a Hawaiian Tropic model who jumped onto our radar via some Vegas party photos from last weeks Hawaiian Tropic bikini championships. If you’re looking for a last name for Liz, I’m sorry, we can’t find...

Buy Willis McGahee's 2011 Porsche Panamera For Just $89,890

  We’re still trying to figure out if this 2011 Porsche Panamera being sold by Willis McGahee is the same Porsche that had its windshield busted by an errant Kyle Orton pass way back in 2011. You might remember that...

Jun 16, 2014

Ines Sainz Being Ines Sainz At The World Cup

      It wouldn’t be a World Cup if Inez Sainz wasn’t blasting Pele in the face with her 35-year-old body. Of course you know of Inez from her Super Bowl Media Day heroics over the years. She goes...

Jun 16, 2014

Buy Ivan Lendl's 450 Acre Connecticut Estate For Just $19,750,000

  Are you looking for your forever home? Can you afford a $79,000 mortgage payment — per month? Yes? Ivan Lendl has just the place you’ve been looking for. He has returned to the real estate world with his 450-acre...

Jun 16, 2014

Jun 16, 2014

Barkley Sleeping Like A Baby On A Flight From Dallas To Atlanta

  All these years I’ve spent wondering what it looked like for Charles Barkley to be sleeping like a baby in first class on a flight from Dallas to Atlanta. There it is. He’s finally relaxed. His NBA season is...

Jun 16, 2014

My New Favorite Yasiel Puig Bat Flip GIF

  Vin Scully ripped Yasiel Puig after this ball four bat flip went out of control Saturday night. “You know, it’s one thing to be a bat flipper. OK, you hit a home run, flip the bat, but that’s ridiculous,”...

Jun 16, 2014

Manziel Stayed Hydrated On Ace Of Spades In Houston

  I received a couple emails this weekend from concerned Browns fans who were worried about their starting quarterback getting dehydrated in the 90+ Houston heat. We can report that John didn’t seem to have a problem with fluid intake....

Jun 16, 2014

What The Hell Happened To Paulina Gretzky?

  Maybe it’s just the angle from this screencap of Paulina Gretzky at 18 on Saturday waiting for her future husband to finish his round, but what the hell happened to this chick? No makeup? The hair seems to be...

Jun 16, 2014

Beadle Trolls The Heat, Taylor Swift Leg Show & Jeter's GF Goes Hand Bra

  If you are annoyed by over-analysis, avoid Twitter and bars tonight at 5:30 for the U.S.-Ghana match. It will be ugly. Every possession will be dissected by soccer nerds. If you like low-scoring college baseball, the College World Series...

Jun 16, 2014

Johnny Manziel: "There's Too Much Money In My F–kin' Hand"

[protected-iframe id=”8a6338895ecc1e798236e30404eada16-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/pSmMaahujb/embed/” width=”600″ height=”700″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]     What did we learn this weekend? John Manziel is going to John Manziel because he’s 21, rich, powerful and the starting quarterback of the Cleveland Browns. The Browns aren’t going to...