Joe Kinsey

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Sep 23, 2014

Blake Sims Stopped By Hooters Last Night

  How do I know that Blake Sims is about to bust out as a huge star as the Alabama quarterback? Hooters girls at the Tuscaloosa establishment recognize him and want photos on a Monday night after a 445 yard,...

Sep 23, 2014

Dan Marino's Son Marrying Dime, Mrs. Jay Cutler Talks Sex Positions & Meet Carolina Cruz

  ESPN has the Orioles-Yankees game at 7 for those of you who want to cry over Derek Jeter leaving the game. The rest of us should be catching up on DVRs and the latest HGTV shows your girlfriend or...

Sep 23, 2014

Ray Lewis Grabbing Suzy Kolber, 69 Jerseys & Peyton Manning Superfan At Kroger

J-E-T-S’ Offense: What happens when a team enters the opposing red zone six times and only scores once? You lose 27-19 to the Bears. The Jets, at 1-2, now have a 20% probability of making the playoffs. Derek Jeter Cash ...

Ravens Owner Steve Bisciotti Is My New Favorite Public Speaker

[protected-iframe id=”609bbba64f810aaadb4e526b2857840f-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/tQvRgJykph/embed/” width=”612″ height=”710″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   I picture Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti being a guy who enjoys a nice scotch and a cigar when he gets home from the office. I picture Steve sitting on his deck, sipping...

Sep 22, 2014

Shaq Singing Bon Jovi Karaoke At LSU Bar While Wearing Charles Barkley Shirt

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRpltZ9disQ]     This is why you go to college: Football weekends. Auburn has Charles Barkley buying shots for fans at the local bars while LSU has Shaq singing Bon Jovi with undergrads. Diesel is only 42 so he...

Sep 22, 2014

Greg Oden, Out Of Jail On Bond, Was A Groomsman At A Wedding This Weekend

  Greg Oden finally came out of hiding over the weekend and wasted little time making a big splash. The guy went from being silent and holed up after his August arrest for domestic violence to being a groomsman in...

Sep 22, 2014

Sep 22, 2014

NFL Cheerleaders Of Week 3

  NFL Cheerleader Power Rankings: 1. Texans 2. Cowboys 3. Dolphins 4. Chargers 5. Cardinals 6. Jags 7. Seahawks 8. 49ers 9. Buccaneers 10. Titans Ronald Martinez/Getty Images...

Sep 22, 2014

49ers & Cardinals Fans In Monster Brawl …. I See Blood!

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvc_UhaMt3M]     I’ve told you time after time after time…NEVER TAKE YOUR CHILD, WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND to an NFL game unless you have suite tickets or you’re sitting in the handicap section. It’s just not worth having drunken...

Sep 22, 2014

Eagles Fans Fighting Each Other During The Redskins Game

[protected-iframe id=”a8e14df1580003e1d0df5457ee59b7ab-22577676-23105199″ info=”//instagram.com/p/tOHBEUL0co/embed/” width=”612″ height=”710″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   Of course an Eagles fan wearing a 69 jersey would be involved in a fan brawl with fellow Eagles fans at Sunday’s game against the Redskins. This is exactly what I’ve been...

Sep 22, 2014

27 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Week 3 Of The NFL

  Here we go again with your favorite NFL analysis. You guys have spoken and pretty much told me that you prefer NSFW Black Dudes analyzing the NFL over Herm Edwards or whatever expert ESPN rolls out on Monday mornings....

Sep 22, 2014

Shit On DeSean Jackson Jersey, Eric The Actor Is Dead & Wahlberg Leaves Kraft Hanging

  Bears at Jets tonight should be good if you enjoy miserable Jets fans in the stands. You might even get a Smokin’ Jay Cutler face. That’s enough of a reason to watch. You also get the start of the...

Sep 22, 2014

Ray Rice Wife Beaters, Bengals Fan About To Jump Off Bridge & Carruth Jersey Sighting

  NFL Playoff Probability: There are already two teams with a 70%+ probability of making the playoffs: Cincinnati (74%) and Arizona (72%). Remember the 49ers and how many experts picked them to battle with Seattle for the NFC West? The...