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This is why you go to college: Football weekends. Auburn has Charles Barkley buying shots for fans at the local bars while LSU has Shaq singing Bon Jovi with undergrads. Diesel is only 42 so he can still act like a fool with college bros and it doesn’t look as odd as say 44-year-old Jim Furyk getting bombed at a 2013 Ohio State game.
While Shaq was singing Jovi, Barkley was busy buying shots for Bama fans.
Listen very closely to what I’m about to say…DO NOT LEAVE COLLEGE…figure out a way to stay for your doctorate. Sure, you’ll be broke for the next 25 years of your life, but just think of all these memories you’ll have. You’ll thank me when you hit your mid-30s.
Shaq at @Patio_BR w/ the hookah hotties!! Til 4 am!!! pic.twitter.com/MrOlNUSlBT
— Patio Baton Rouge (@Patio_BR) September 19, 2014
