Joe Kinsey

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Jan 27, 2015

Tomáš Berdych's Girlfriend Ester Satorova At The Australian Open

  Ester Satorova‘s future husband Tomáš Berdych is still alive at the Australian Open after a straight sets victory last night over Rafael Nadal. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Let’s be honest here, the good news about this victory is that...

Jan 27, 2015

Miley Goes Crazy At The Ocean, Bloody Hockey Mask & Super Bowl Prop Bets

  Looks like it’s going to be another big night of college basketball for those of you who love gambling seven days a week. Nebraska is at Michigan (ESPN, 7). Fox Sports will have the Cavs-Pistons game. Oh, and Florida...

Jan 27, 2015

Beast Mode Sausage, Pageviews Begging For A Ring & Bilzerian's Girlfriend

  National Weather Service called for 24-36 inches in NYC… …and I heard this morning on CNN that the city got six inches. The NWS issued that high total warning on Sunday night. That led to the dire warnings on...

Patriots Ball Boy About To Get Curb Stomped By NFL

You didn’t think #Deflategate would just go away on the Monday before the Super Bowl, did you? Of course not, especially when media day is Tuesday. Things are about to heat up again. Jay Glazer reports: Breaking news: sources tell...

Jan 26, 2015

Blake Bortles Already Porking Up This Offseason

  Someone has a one-way ticket to Bloat City on the Draft Beer Airlines and Blake Bortles is holding the ticket. It’s January 26 and it looks like Bortles wasted little time packing on the offseason pounds. Look at those...

Jan 26, 2015

Jay Cutler's Babysitting Skills Suck

  If you already didn’t know Jay Cutler was a giant whining pussy, you do now. This screencap comes from his bimbo wife Kristin Cavallari, who posted this on Instagram. The exchange is pretty simple: Kristin was out of town...

Jan 26, 2015

Jan 26, 2015

Dumb & Dumber: Johnny Manziel and Josh Gordon

  Josh Gordon is done in Cleveland. This time he has failed a drug test for alcohol and that will be the final straw for the Browns and their relationship with the 23 year old who just can’t stay off...

Jan 26, 2015

KHL All-Star Skills Competition Spinning Goal of the Century

  That’s Nikita Gusev spinning in a goal during the KHL all-star festivities this weekend. Now let’s see that in an actual game. Real game or GTFO, Gusev. Slow motion for those of you who want to work on this...

Jan 26, 2015

Tom Brady's Deflated Balls Story Questioned By New York City Strippers

  It was one thing for Troy Aikman and Jerry Rice to question Tom Brady’s deflated balls excuse, but it’s another when New York City strippers from Rick’s Cabaret aren’t convinced that Tommy had nothing to do with Deflategate. Word...

Jan 26, 2015

Kacie McDonnell vs. Aaron Murray, MMA Torn Quad (Graphic) & Meet OSU's Danny Devan

  Super Bowl coverage all…day…long. Seven straight days of every former NFL talking head talking. Talking about balls. Talking about what it’s like to play in the Super Bowl. Talking about the same things they were talking about last year...

Jan 26, 2015

Erin Andrews In Aspen, Rex Ryan At Home Depot & Michael Irvin Coke Pile

  Prayers for NYC residents who… …didn’t stock up at Trader Joes on Sunday. Your ass is about to get snowed in for three days. Will you have enough wine to make it through the blizzard? Will you have enough...

Jan 23, 2015

Charlotte McKinney Slamming Her Face In A Carl's Jr. Burger

  I miss the days when Super Bowl commercials came out during the second quarter of the game. You didn’t know what was coming. I’m into surprises with Super Bowl commercials. Those days are over. Now, the way to get...