Blake Bortles Already Porking Up This Offseason


 
Someone has a one-way ticket to Bloat City on the Draft Beer Airlines and Blake Bortles is holding the ticket. It’s January 26 and it looks like Bortles wasted little time packing on the offseason pounds. Look at those shirt buttons. Two are struggling to hang on. That chin. The bloat. He’s listed at 6-5, 232. From what I can see it seems Biggin’ was about 250 this weekend when he was spotted at a Jacksonville Beach bar.
You seem to be looking at one of the sneaky NFL QBs who is about to have a fun offseason. He doesn’t have old girlfriend Lindsey Duke around wanting to do dumb couples things. Bortles can go to the bar on a Saturday night if he wants to. Things are about to get real fun for this guy. The Jags went 3-13 and the fans love the guy. He’s in a perfect situation.
 

[via @Connor_Salanger]

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