Joe Kinsey

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Feb 19, 2015

Jameis Winston Is Just Chunky

  Maybe the theory that Jameis Winston really is a fat ass who is a cup of garlic butter sauce away from blowing up your NFL franchise is legit. We now know that Jameis’ Combine weight was 231, which isn’t...

Feb 19, 2015

Jimmy Clausen Looking A Little Chesty On His Honeymoon

[protected-iframe id=”87ece27fd67de25690155bc7fe15754c-22577676-23105199″ info=”//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js” width=”600″ height=”700″]   I’d like to take this time to have a little talk with those quarterbacks at the NFL Combine who think they must run a 4.4 40 and have ripped abs to get drafted and...

Feb 19, 2015

Johnny Manziel Toy Cocaine Art

[protected-iframe id=”830e36acd847a168a486353fb3f3cd92-22577676-23105199″ info=”http://instagram.com/p/zMTEsFRo8x/embed/” width=”500″ height=”598″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”]   A self-described “total nerd” named Hose-B is the mind behind this Johnny Manziel Funko Pop cocaine art project. For $10.23, you can go on Amazon and buy your own Manziel Funko Pop...

My God…Does Barry Bonds Have The Superbug?

[protected-iframe id=”15c648be9d53b0d107430e6d239e2d4d-22577676-23105199″ info=”//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js” width=”600″ height=”700″]   Pray for Barry Bonds. The home run leader isn’t doing good this week. He even admits that he has this “bug” that’s going around. He doesn’t sound good. He doesn’t look good. Tell me...

Feb 19, 2015

Warren Sapp Paid $600 For Double Oral

  Now we actually get the real story about what went down in the hotel room with Warren Sapp and a couple hookers he picked up in the early morning hours after the Super Bowl. Warren threw away his NFL...

Feb 19, 2015

Akron Paying Students Up To $20 To Attend Games

  Akron kicked off program of paying students $5 to attend basketball gams last night against Toledo and needed 800 students to show up before they’d start paying up. It’s an interesting move since the schools can’t pay the players...

Feb 19, 2015

Feb 19, 2015

Vanilla Ice Mugshot, Golden Tate Vs. Russell Wilson & Belichick At Indiana

  Here we go with more rivalry games. What will happen when Purdue rolls into Indiana? What about Ole Miss-Miss. St.? Rutgers-Iowa? Spurs-Clippers? NASCAR fans are in luck tonight. You get the Budweiser Duals from Daytona at 7 on FS1....

Feb 19, 2015

Charlotte McKinney Saving Children, UNC Can't Handle The D & Gronk in Exit Row

  Come on spring…move your ass We’re now just 29 days and 10 hours (as I write this) from the start of spring. The windchill tonight in Miami is expected to be 35. It’s supposed to be -17 for a...

Feb 18, 2015

Former MLB Pitcher Doug Davis Selling Koi Pond Pad — $3.295 Million

  Pitcher Doug Davis made somewhere around $32,510,000 during his MLB career. That’s a nice chunk of money for a guy who played 13 years and won 92 games. It was a good enough career for Davis to buy a...

Feb 18, 2015

Miggy Cabrera Slapping Around Bryce Harper With The Iron

Bryce Harper has been doing everything possible to show you how ripped he is and how he’s such a beast who can throw around weight, which is supposed to mean he’s about to jack 40 home runs and 45 doubles....

Feb 18, 2015

Sounds Like Kacie McDonnell Is Coming Home To Philly

[protected-iframe id=”1945a090c62a17b86632bf47d855b3a0-22577676-23105199″ info=”//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js” width=”600″ height=”700″]     If you read into what Kacie McDonnell said this afternoon on IG, it sounds like Aaron Murray’s ex-fiancee is doing the right thing and heading home to Philly. Kacie and Murray were supposed...

Feb 18, 2015

Tommy Lasorda And His Granddaughters

  It’s good to see Tommy get the family together at an indoor soccer match. Just kidding, he was in Ontario, CA over the weekend to serve as honorary captain of the Fury in their match against San Diego. The...