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May 13, 2015

John Wall Throwing Up Gang Signs

I’m so white and out of touch with the gang community that I had no clue John Wall was throwing up gang signs during tonight’s game. But there are a whole bunch of people who are up on their gang...

May 13, 2015

You Have To Feel Sorry For Kendrick Perkins Because His Wife Seems Nuts

https://twitter.com/reymannchristop/status/598511200889151488   That’s Kendrick Perkins getting a ride home from police this morning. According to a 911 caller, Perk’s wife, Vanity, was giving him the business in a SUV. All this comes the morning after a tough Game 5 for the...

May 13, 2015

Jim Edmonds New Wife Is On Real Housewives Of Orange County

  Jim Edmonds, 44, made $86,422,907 during his baseball career. That affords him some of the finer things in life like incredible boats, expensive cars and a new wife, Meghan King Edmonds, who will be appearing on the new season...

Johnny Manziel Ran Into Johnny Dang Last Night

  That’s Johnny Dang, the brains behind TV Johnny and the proclaimed “Jeweler to the Stars.” He had himself a big night Tuesday in Cleveland where he showed up on TV with that giant gold necklace around his neck. He’ll...

May 13, 2015

Gus Malzahn Swings a Driver Like Your Grandma

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May 13, 2015

Richard Sherman Upgrades With New Dual Slide Pool

  According to the L.A. Times, Richard Sherman is already spending some of that 4-year, $56 million that the Seahawks paid him in 2014 on a new double slide pool with waterfall in the backyard of a $1.744 million Orange...

May 13, 2015

May 13, 2015

Milwaukee Police Looking For Brew Crew Bank Robber

  What a scumbag this Brewers fan is. It takes some real balls to be out robbing local banks with a Brew Crew hat on while your team has the second-worst record in baseball. Now you’re toast because someone will...

May 13, 2015

Hugh Hefner's Sister-In-Law, Lingerie Footballer Is A Dentist & Charlie's Joke

  Capitals-Rangers…BECAUSE IT’S THE CUP…GAME 7. The hair will be standing on your arms. You’ll be nervous and you haven’t watched a hockey game all year. It’ll probably go 4 OTs. You’ll go through a 12-pack by the start of...

May 13, 2015

Manziel Looking Thick, Roll Frog Legs & Bengals WAG Wine Night

  Portnoy put on a pageviews-generating clinic No matter what you think of El Pres at Barstool (we’ve had a few battles over the years, but my respect for the operation is at an all-time high right now), he put...

May 12, 2015

Ex-Oregon Cheerleader Amanda Pflugrad Lands Celtics Job

  I’m not going to lie. If I hadn’t met my future wife in 2006, I would’ve probably married Oregon cheerleader Amanda Pflugrad in 2009. We were super close. She would go nuts partying on some boat, I would post...

May 12, 2015

The Colorado State Undie Run Got Wet & Awesome

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May 12, 2015

30 NSFW Black Dudes React To Tom Brady's Suspension

  The hammer finally dropped. Goodell channeled some AC/DC “Thunderstruck” and took a sledgehammer right to Tom Brady’s dick. Literally slapped it on a piece of plywood and SLAMMED IT. Broke all the rules Played all the fools Yeah yeah...