The hammer finally dropped. Goodell channeled some AC/DC “Thunderstruck” and took a sledgehammer right to Tom Brady’s dick. Literally slapped it on a piece of plywood and SLAMMED IT.
Broke all the rules
Played all the fools
Yeah yeah they, they, they blew our minds
And I was shaking at the knees
Could I come again please
Yeah them ladies were too kind
You’ve been
Thunderstruck
YEAH, ROGER GOODELL…YOU GOT THIS ONE RIGHT…AHH AHHH AH AHHH AHHHH…Thunderstruck, baby, baby … Thunderstruck, you’ve been Thunderstruck.
Wait just a minute…the NSFW Black Dudes aren’t aboard the choo choo on this one? No they aren’t. There seems to be some dissension within the ranks.