Andy Dalton Depresses Bengals Fans With God Awful Performance
You have to hand it to Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton. We’ve seen bad Dalton games before, but Thursday night’s performance against the Browns was truly something else. 10-for-33 for 86 yards and three interceptions in a critical home game on...
Lions TE Jordan Thompson's Stairs Costume Is A Tribute To Joseph Fauria
Remember when Detroit Lions tight end Joseph Fauria sprained his ankle because he was trying to stop his dog—who has its own Instagram account—from pissing all over his apartment? Oh, what’s that, you don’t recall this important piece of news?...
Soccer Host Katarina Sreckovic Banished From Sidelines For Being Hot
Katarina Sreckovic is a 25-year-old TV show host for Serbian soccer team Red Star Belgrade. Only one problem, Sreckovic is also apparently so hot that she’s been told to leave the pitch sideline multiple times for being so distracting....
Fans Show Up to Bengals Tailgate in Ridiculous Michigan-Themed Ambulance
Attention everyone: We have a new addition to the Greatest Football Tailgating Vehicles of All Time—an ambulance inspired by the University of Michigan! What better way to show off that you’re a fan of horrid Michigan football than crashing a...
Gordon Hayward Excites Starcraft Nerds After Beating Cavaliers
It’s a good time to be Utah Jazz star Gordon Hayward. The former Butler Bulldog gave LeBron James a taste of his own medicine Wednesday night, dishing out his own chase-down block on the King, before sealing the Cavaliers’ fate...
Porn Star Sadie Santana Will 'Blow' Entire Lakers Team If They Get 47 Wins
Taking a modified page from the Sara Jay-Angelina Castro blowjob playbook, fellow adult film star Sadie Santana has offered to blow the members of the “Los Angeles Lakers Live” team. Only one catch—the purple and gold have to Satanically...
ESPN’s Britt McHenry Injured on Lambeau Leap Attempt
[protected-iframe id=”24c236ac3fa43beff7c715a471f2b69d-22577676-53282995″ info=”//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.js” width=”600″ height=”700″ ] ESPN reporter Britt McHenry’s radiant smile turned upside down this afternoon after an unfortunate mishap on a Lambeau Leap attempt. McHenry, 28, was excited to land her first ever gig on location at Lambeau...
J.R. Smith Suspended 1 Game For Punching Glen Rice Jr. in the Nuts
It’s very rare to see a punch connect during an NBA game. Usually it’s just a bunch of 6’5” dudes yelling “HOLD ME BACK!” in a giant mob of inactivity. But Tuesday night provided a rare instance where a strike...
Pudge Rodriguez Still Trying To Unload Michigan Mansion — Now $1.89 Million
Potential Hall of Fame catcher (probably not—thanks, Jose Conseco) Ivan “Pudge” Rodriguez played a total of 21 seasons in his MLB career, so yeah, the dude made a shitload of money—a whopping $122,573,932 to be exact. During Pudge’s long...
Tom Brady Asks Gronk: “How The F–k Did You Catch That?”
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Michelle Game Now Engaged To Charlie Villanueva
Remember Charlie Villanueva; the hairless guy Kevin Garnett called a cancer patient once upon a time? Well, that guy has officially proved that hair and general NBA relevance isn’t necessary to nab a total hottie, getting engaged to his...
Porn Star Lisa Ann Attends Raptors Game, Gets Aroused By Team Mascot
2009 AVN Hall of Fame inductee Lisa Ann was back on the basketball scene Tuesday night, taking in a game at the Air Canada Centre for Thunder-Raptors. And no, her 18-year-old boy toy Justin Brent was not present—probably doing college...
