James Lumalu

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Feb 5, 2015

Justin Verlander Hates it When People Don't Return Their Shopping Carts

  Finally, I have something in common with Justin Verlander! I can’t throw low-90s and don’t have a supermodel girlfriend (yet), but we both sure as hell hate entitled folks who don’t return their shopping carts. Verlander encountered a dreaded...

Feb 5, 2015

Nick Young Would Like to be Panda Express’ Spokesman

[protected-iframe id=”9632d2bada18e53efad84ed217e98bb3-22577676-53282995″ info=”http://instagram.com/p/yvMTYVuGHH/embed/” width=”500″ height=”598″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”] Despite their general awfulness, the Los Angeles Lakers are still strangely entertaining to watch. A lot of that is due to Nick “Swaggy P” Young and his liberal shot selection. Oh, and you...

Feb 5, 2015

Pete Carroll’s Final Play Call Caused a Man’s Death?

[protected-iframe id=”57b3eaaaaa9c531bb08e13990eb00983-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/U7rPIg7ZNQ8″ width=”560″ height=”315″ frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=””]   That’s the play, America. That’s how Bill Belichick and Tom Brady—your favorite rule-bending duo—became cemented in history as one of the best coach-quarterback tandems of all time. Unfortunately, while Pete Carroll’s now-infamous...

Les Miles Has a Sharp Message for Recruits in Louisiana

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Feb 5, 2015

Kirk Cousins Pees in Drug Tester's Home, Talks Corvettes With Him After

    When it comes to random drug testing, the NFL just loves toying around with Washington Redskins quarterback Kirk Cousins. I take you back to 2013. Kirk was just having another free day to himself in his grandmother’s town...

Feb 5, 2015

Le'Bryan Nash Obliterated Texas' Demarcus Holland

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Feb 4, 2015

Feb 4, 2015

Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Taking in a Safari at Disney World

Pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training in two weeks can only mean one thing—Kate Upton and Justin Verlander’s magical offseason is soon coming to a close. That’s right folks, no more fake proposals, drunken serenades to Jamie Foxx, or...

Feb 4, 2015

Check Out the Bags of Weed Packers DT Letroy Guion Had in His Car

Do you think those NFL rookie symposiums feature a visual aid on items you probably shouldn’t carry around? If not, then they definitely should. Perhaps maybe even using the photo of the bags of marijuana, stacks of cash, and firearm...

Feb 4, 2015

Recruit Brandon Martin Breaks Up With Missouri on Twitter, Commits to LSU

  Some old men in Missouri are so not cool with four-star wide receiver Brandon Martin right now. After committing to Mizzou back in January, Martin had a change of heart and decided he wanted to be a different type...

Feb 4, 2015

Brandon Bolden Firing Shots at Marshawn Lynch

[protected-iframe id=”8a5a3493645ce7c680760a6a981f3b6c-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://vine.co/v/OFv3IMrBOBw/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″]   Patriots running back Brandon Bolden registered no carries or receptions in the Super Bowl, so if anyone is qualified to take shots at the Seahawks, it’s him. Bolden set his sights on Marshawn...

Feb 4, 2015

Rob Gronkowski Doesn't Need Music to Dance at the Patriots Parade

[protected-iframe id=”a0eed09baaa363de52667915d9ed4e0c-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://vine.co/v/OFvHvDxTjge/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″] If you thought playing in the Super Bowl, hanging with Jimmy Kimmel, and partying in Hollywood in a 48-hour span would take a toll on Rob Gronkowski’s bro-ness, then you’re dead wrong. Big Gronk...

Feb 4, 2015

Damian Lillard Dunked All Over Rudy Gobert

[protected-iframe id=”ad340346f82c7100d61b29272ab3cd24-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/yEAdWNTABdQ” width=”560″ height=”315″ frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=””]   Damian Lillard should be in the NBA All-Star game, but he’s not. And in case you didn’t know, he’s pretty damn pissed about it. But on the plus side for everyone else,...