Pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training in two weeks can only mean one thing—Kate Upton and Justin Verlander’s magical offseason is soon coming to a close. That’s right folks, no more fake proposals, drunken serenades to Jamie Foxx, or trips to Slovenia for these two.
But before Justin goes back to work (further delaying the engagement process), the two decided to dial up one last hurrah with an African safari. Only one catch: It’s the Disney World Wild Africa Trek. You know, Justin can’t be risking a random lion attack on an actual safari, that would just be careless considering he has $168 million left on his deal. Those “tiny” alligators, however, are a bit too close for comfort.