Kirk Cousins Pees in Drug Tester’s Home, Talks Corvettes With Him After





When it comes to random drug testing, the NFL just loves toying around with Washington Redskins quarterback Kirk Cousins.

I take you back to 2013. Kirk was just having another free day to himself in his grandmother’s town home when boom, weirdo NFL drug tester comes to by watch him piss:

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Definitely a little odd to have a stranger watch you pee on your turf, but rules are rules.

Fast-forward to present day and it looks like the NFL has somehow found a way to make the experience even more “random” for Kirk. This time, he peed in his tester’s bathroom:

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I mean, can we just stop peeing in private residences? I’m sure it’s not that tough to setup a designated area where the two can meet and do this as quickly as possible. Fortunately, Kirk’s guy this time around happened to share a passion for Corvettes.

Assistant Editor of Busted Coverage. Based in Los Angeles.
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