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Feb 9, 2015

Greg Oden Dons Steve Austin Shirt at WWE Raw

On the heels of being dealt 909 probation days, a $200 fine, and 26 weeks of domestic violence counseling for punching his ex-girlfriend in the face, Greg Oden is rebounding with some scripted entertainment. That’s right folks, GO is at...

Feb 9, 2015

Buy Jon Kitna’s Lakefront Washington Home—$3.5 Million

  Get ready for some tears, Washington. Your former Seattle Seahawks quarterback, Jon Kitna, is packing up and moving to Texas for another high school coaching job. Yes, it’s a total bummer but apparently this is a better gig for...

Feb 9, 2015

Sia Should Have Chosen Hannah Davis to Dance at the Grammys

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Wisconsin Track Star Georgia Ellenwood Dating Nebraska RB Ameer Abdullah

Remember Wisconsin track and field standout Georgia Ellenwood? Of course you do, she’s the girl who kind of looks like the blonde from “Glee” and kills at heptathlon competitions (2014 second-team All American). Well, it’s come to our attention that...

Feb 9, 2015

Steve Nash Enjoying Retirement (and His Birthday) in Las Vegas

If Lakers coach Byron Scott was trying to ring Steve Nash over the weekend weekend, we know why the Canadian wasn’t answering—it was his goddamn birthday! Yes, the two-time MVP turned 41-years-old on Saturday and took to Sin City to...

Feb 9, 2015

A Sequel to the Rob Gronkowski Erotica Novel Has Arrived

  After filling our holidays with a Rob Gronkowski-inspired sex story we didn’t know we needed, esteemed author Lacey Noonan is back less than two months later with, A Gronking to Remember 2: Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone....

Feb 9, 2015

Feb 6, 2015

Malcolm Butler Hosting a Party in Las Vegas

  Malcolm Butler is profiting big time from the interception of his life at Super Bowl XLIX (as he should be). The former Popeyes employee turned Boston hero traveled from Arizona to Disneyland to Boston in the span of like...

Feb 6, 2015

Former NBA Player Jan Vesely Posterizes Mirza Begic

[protected-iframe id=”38a2495c7617450ea7fbac76a5c6921a-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/08rirsA8YaM” width=”560″ height=”315″ frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=””] Remember former Washington Wizards lottery pick Jan Vesely? Of course you do, he’s the guy that made out with his girlfriend after getting drafted with the sixth overall pick in the 2011 draft....

Feb 6, 2015

Marshawn Lynch Laughing It Up After Malcolm Butler's Interception

[protected-iframe id=”6c112e70490a62373c97538d628bef8f-22577676-53282995″ info=”https://vine.co/v/OF9vL2ruP95/embed/simple” width=”600″ height=”600″ frameborder=”0″]   Screaming, jumping, crying, and ramming headfirst into a television—all of these are reactions that went down after Russell Wilson threw that horrid interception to Malcolm Butler to end Super Bowl XLIX. But how...

Feb 6, 2015

Joel Embiid Plays Defense on Nerlens Noel, Probably Not 300 Pounds

[protected-iframe id=”0cf6f4ea136f526389b54bf000495acd-22577676-53282995″ info=”http://instagram.com/p/yvBNKTTcMS/embed/” width=”500″ height=”598″ frameborder=”0″ scrolling=”no”] Last month, everyone freaked out when Keith Pompey of Philly.com reported that Twitter’s thirstiest user, Joel Embiid, had a weight issue and weighed nearly 300 pounds (according to his source): Embiid has a...

Feb 6, 2015

Golden Tate and Elisa Pollard Take Their Selfie Stick to the Arabian Desert

  Now that Golden Tate doesn’t have to write articles about not having an affair with Russell Wilson’s ex-wife, he can transition into total offseason mode with his girlfriend Elise Pollard. After taking in a trip to Arizona for the...

Feb 6, 2015

LeBron James and Kyrie Irving Are Totally Bonding

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