After filling our holidays with a Rob Gronkowski-inspired sex story we didn’t know we needed, esteemed author Lacey Noonan is back less than two months later with, A Gronking to Remember 2: Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone.
I know what you’re thinking: Is this too soon for a sequel? We’ve seen musical artists do the same thing after releasing a big hit only to realize, “Yeah. That was an awful idea.” But I don’t think that will be the case with Noonan’s second book. Why? Because there’s a kidnapping element!
The premise:
Leigh has a serious problem. And it’s the sick, twisted pervert who’s kidnapped her for his own pleasure! Chad!
When Leigh spurns his advances at a party he throws in her honor, Chad goes haywire and kidnaps her, stealing her away to his personal New England Patriots Shangri-La, a secret Man Cave hundreds of feet below sea level he affectionately calls his “Chadmiral’s Quarters.”
Leigh awakens to a strange NFL-and-BDSM-infused nightmare. Chad is obviously off the deep end with lust for her, and while naked, Leigh is tantalized to see Chad is a very built and attractive man—but now that Chad has her in his grasp he has some very “unique” ideas about how they should spend their time together. He’s going to teach her the rules whether she want to learn them or not. Rules that will make Leigh squirm with pain and pleasure. Leigh cries out! But is it with ecstasy? Is she starting to like what Chad has to offer? Complicating things? With Dan? With Gronk? With her etsy store? With her very soul?
Warning: Contains some sexually graphic scenes as well as the misuse of American footballs that will leave you wet, hard and everything in between. Sports (Part Deux)!
One person has reviewed the book, calling it a necessity for “pants-less readers”:
Now we know what all the chicks who want Gronkowski to be on “The Bachelor” will be reading this week.
