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May 29, 2015

Shaq Has The Worst Feet In The World

Listen, I never thought someone who wears a size 22 shoe was going to have nice feet and toes. But good lord, Shaq. These behemoths are pretty terrible. https://instagram.com/p/3Pt6UwQTyy/?taken-by=shaq   That face says it all. “I’ve literally never seen anything...

May 29, 2015

Photos From The 2015 Twin Peaks Bikini Contest In Shenandoah

I had never heard of Twin Peaks until this morning when Joe sent me these photos. I did a little research and found out that it’s basically like a Hooters and it was the place where all of those biker...

May 29, 2015

Spelling Bee Swag, Cocky Rovell, & Letterman Marquee Gone

Boss Is Out Bossman Joe is out today and if you really want to know why it’s because he’s flying to Catalina to drink Bud Light all weekend at Whatever, USA. Gotta get away from the married life every once...

Rally Cap Tower Is The Key To Making A Comeback Victory

It looks like we’ve finally found the perfect rally cap to make sure your team comes back to win. All you have to do is get everyone’s hat on the team and stack them on top of your head and...

May 24, 2015

Pats Fans Hold A "Free Brady" Protest Outside Of Gillette Stadium

In a country where there have been thousands of protests involving real social issues over the last year, we have here a protest about a quarterback’s balls. Now if my quarterback was Tom Brady and he got a suspended for...

May 24, 2015

Buy A Surprisingly Nice Bengals Tailgate RV — $700

This is 2 Sundays in a row now that I’ve posted a tailgate mobile for less than $800. I was blown away by the fact that you could buy a vehicle for less than a grand, so when they’re decked...

May 24, 2015

May 23, 2015

Back Flip Catch Videos Are All The Rage Right Now On The Internet

I don’t what happened, but all of the sudden these back flip catch vines/videos have blown up on the internet. I’ve seen about 10 of these videos in the last few days and guess what? I’m going to post all...

May 23, 2015

Watch This Dodger Fan Hump The Air With A Foam Finger

I’m going to sound like a wet blanket here, but I think that if you have the privilege to sit right behind home plate at a baseball game where you’re on camera 90% of the time, maybe you should just...

May 23, 2015

Old Man Jerry Stackhouse Schools A Bunch Of High School Players

Remember when Jerry Stackhouse was supposed to be the next Michael Jordan? That was actually a thing that people thought. They both went to UNC, both shooting guards around the same height, nasty in college, and Stack was supposed to...

May 17, 2015

Buy A Redskins Tailgating Van (with a trailer hitch!) — $750

Nope, that’s not a typo in the title, you read that correctly. You can actually buy this Redskins tailgating van for under $1000. You can get this van for less than it would cost to buy that Big Green Egg...

May 16, 2015

Frank The Tank Kaminsky Chilling With Katie Couric On Graduation Day

America’s favorite white college basketball player is graduating today, and the perks of being the most popular student at your school is you get to hang out with the commencement speaker after the ceremony, which in this case is Katie...

May 16, 2015

Gronk's Laser Tag ID Name From High School Is Classic Gronk

If you could take one guess to what Gronk’s laser tag ID name was in high school, what would you guess? Yup, that’s pretty much what everyone would guess. “Sixty Niner”. Almost as good as his ID is his email....