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May 16, 2015

Giancarlo Stanton Hit A Baseball A Thousand Feet And A Fan Caught It Barehanded

Giancarlo Stanton hits baseballs far. We all know that. I mean he hit one out of Dodger Stadium the other day. Not out of the ballpark, literally out of the stadium. Today, he hit another bomb, maybe not quite as...

May 16, 2015

College Baseball Teams Have Dance-Off And Play Rock, Paper, Scissors During Rain Delay

College rain delays are the best. There’s no going into the clubhouse to sit in your big locker and wait it out some TV like in the big leagues. No sir, the battle goes on. If you can’t compete on...

May 16, 2015

Tony Romo Joined Twitter And Immediately Got Trolled By Everyone

Our old friend Tony Romo finally joined the 21st century yesterday, and joined Twitter. His first tweet was done in perfect Romo fashion and was lame as hell. 9 — Tony Romo (@tonyromo) May 15, 2015 Yeah, we know you’re...

Buy Michael Jordan's Chicago Compound — $14.8 Million

Right off the bat I’m going to tell you this is a bargain. You might be thinking, hey Dan, how is $14 million dollars a bargain? Well, I’ll tell you. First, you’re buying the greatest of all time’s house, so...

May 16, 2015

LeBron's "Perfect Booty" Girl Wants To Drop Out Of Vet School And Become A Model

Remember that chick that had a booty so nice that it made LeBron James break his playoff radio silence to like her picture on Instagram? This chick: Well, now she’s legitimately considering dropping out of full time Veterinarian school to...

May 10, 2015

Arizona Fan Catches Foul Ball, Spills None Of His Beer

Fan foul ball videos are always fun to post, especially when something disastrous happens like a fat guy diving over 3 rows of seats trying to make it on SportsCenter, or someone running over a little kid and spilling his...

May 10, 2015

May 9, 2015

Buy Asante Samuel's Ridiculous Florida Mansion — $9.5 Million

I’ll admit it, I’ve been hating on the houses I’ve been posting recently. Darnell Dockett’s house was okay, Mussina’s was terrible, but in general, I’ve been a house hater. It’s funny coming from someone who lives in an apartment, but...

May 9, 2015

John Daly Guest Bartended At A Chicago Bar After His First Pitch Got Postponed

Last time we saw John, he was slanging merch at a Hooters in Augusta like he’s Pete Rose outside of Cooperstown. Yesterday, he was supposed to throw out the first pitch at the White Sox game. John Daly pic.twitter.com/so26PdlOF7 —...

May 9, 2015

18 NSFW Black Dudes React To The Bill Simmons News

In case you weren’t on planet earth yesterday, ESPN announced that it was not going to renew Bill Simmons’ contract when it ends in May. It wasn’t all that surprising. It seemed like Simmons was getting suspended every month at...

May 9, 2015

Buy An Old School Iowa Tailgate Party Bus — $3800

People in Iowa love these tailgate buses. I don’t know what it is about that state, but they love these things. I guess all there really is to do in Iowa is eat corn and watch football — and party...

May 3, 2015

Tiger Woods And Lindsey Vonn Have Officially Broken Up

After Tiger got caught banging a thousand porn stars and hookers, his first relationship after Elin was with superstar snowboarder Lindsey Vonn. They started dating in 2013 and have officially ended their relationship today. From Lindsey’s Facebook: After nearly three...

May 3, 2015

Really Cheap People Crowded A Street To Watch The MayPac Fight Through A 3rd Story Window

MayPac was obviously the biggest fight in over a decade. It was boring as shit, but that was expected if you’ve ever watched Floyd fight. Even with that expectation, it didn’t stop it from crossing into the mainstream where people...