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Oct 25, 2015

A Season With Miami Dolphins Fans: Giant Dan Campbell, Big Head Marino, & Breast Cancer Gorillas — Week 7

Miami fans actually have something to cheer about today, because the Dolphins played basically the exact opposite of how the Canes played yesterday. They snatched off the Texans’ helmet and beat them over the head with it. 44 points with...

Oct 25, 2015

The Best Pictures And Videos From A Wild Talladega Weekend

It’s Talladega weekend, which means it’s basically Christmas if you’re a NASCAR fan or from Alabama. It’s been a damn party since about noon on Friday with a few races mixed in here and there. Rednecks from sea to shining...

Oct 25, 2015

Buy (Or Rent) Patrick Ewing's New Jersey Mansion — $6,998,000 (Or $25,000/month)

When we put athlete’s houses up on here, I get greedy and expect every single one of them to be an MTV Cribs-worthy house. Sadly, that’s not the case. A lot of these guys have some boring ass homes. Well,...

A Bunch Of Ex-Miami Players And A US Congressman Are Sick Of Al Golden

Times aren’t exactly great at Miami these days and today didn’t help. Clemson came to town and put a 58-0 beat down on the Canes. The U? More like The Poo, am I right? I thought of that all by...

Oct 24, 2015

An Alabama Couple Got Married At the Alabama-Tennessee Tailgate

This is why Alabama fans are the best. If they had the choice of any place in the world to get married, every single one of them would pick the tailgate before a big rivalry game. Alabama football is life,...

Oct 24, 2015

2015 ESPN GameDay Signs: Richmond at James Madison

The slate of games today are AWFUL, and by awful I mean the only ranked match up is between Ole Miss and Texas A&M tonight — two teams who aren’t going to the playoff. This is one of those weekends...

Oct 24, 2015

Oct 18, 2015

A Season With Buffalo Bills Fans: The Joker and Bane, Make Outs, & Pumpkin Doug Flutie — Week Six

It snowed this morning in Buffalo. Yeah, that’s right. It’s October 18th and Bills fans got their first snowy tailgate of the football season, just how they like it I’m assuming. #BillsMafia was relatively tame today compared to previous weeks...

Oct 18, 2015

Michigan Fan Cries His Heart Out After The Loss To Michigan State

The way Michigan lost last night was an all time ending right up there with Auburn’s “pick six” and when Stanford’s band was on the field, but I’m going to fire off this hot take right now and say that...

Oct 18, 2015

Buy This Green Bay Packers Tailgate Bus — $9,500

Last weekend I said I was a little disappointed in the Green Bay tailgating festivities. I was expecting it to be a little more wild from a fan base known for their tailgating. I was expecting to see things like...

Oct 18, 2015

TBS Hot Mic Caught A Nice Hard F-Bomb Last Night Before A Commercial Break

I guess Casey Stern was fired up about the Mets big Game One win in the NLCS last night, because during the post show after going to a commercial break, a hot mic caught him dropping a nice hard mother...

Oct 17, 2015

2015 ESPN GameDay Signs: Michigan State at Michigan

GameDay has made it’s way up north this morning and is in Ann Arbor for Michigan State-Michigan. If you would’ve told me after that week one loss at Utah, that Michigan would be a 7 point favorite six weeks later...

Oct 11, 2015

A Season With Green Bay Packers Fans: St. Vince Lombardi & Dead Marshall Faulk — Week 5

I’ll say I was a little disappointed in the Green Bay tailgate scene this morning. For a fan base who literally has no owner because the fans own stock in the team, I figured it would’ve been a little more...