Miami fans actually have something to cheer about today, because the Dolphins played basically the exact opposite of how the Canes played yesterday. They snatched off the Texans’ helmet and beat them over the head with it. 44 points with Ryan Tannehill looking like the second coming of Dan Marino. That jacked son of bitch Dan Campbell has them playing like a bunch of roided up psychos.
Coming into today, the Dolphins had won 2 in a row after firing that corpse Joe Philbin, so the tailgating fans were ready to go with a glimmer of hope in their eyes. We saw giant Dan Campbell, a guy wearing a big Dan Marino head, and Bongzilla made an appearance.
A Season With Miami Dolphins Fans: Giant Dan Campbell, Big Head Marino, & Breast Cancer Gorillas — Week 7
