The only excuse for you guys not watching this soccer video is that your work has blocked YouTube. The rest of you idiots at work are recommended - AT THIS MOMENT - to watch as white boy unloads a left foot to the grill of Huan-Yi during this soccer match that's making its rounds today. Watch closely because you're about to see the biggest thug move in soccer history. JUMP!
So Real Madrid played Real Betis this weekend and, of course, Madrid won the game thanks to a two-goal day from Cristiano Ronaldo in a 3-2 victory. Blah, blah, blah. Of course we're not going to get into the intricacies of international soccer because you guys have like 3 minutes of jerking off time at work. Let's cut to the chase, C Ron scores a goal and a Betis fan starts grabbing his junk. Suck this, Ronaldo. JUMP!
We thought it was a prerequisite for world-class soccer players to have model girlfriends. Well, Atalanta winger Ezequiel Schelotto just thumbed his nose at the rules. He broke up with his model girlfriend, Mariana Diarco, but get a load of the reason why. His family deemed her "too sexy." Apparently, they were just tired of seeing her naked body everywhere. Well, they can go to hell. We like her naked body.JUMP!
Two big questions going around the BC office today. (1.) Is that really Alex Morgan in the bodpainted bikini for Sports Illustrated? (2.) If it is, did she really need airbrushed to that extreme? Don't get us wrong, there are other questions like "What lucky soul was given the job of painting that region?" Anyway, the Internet is freaking out today over the Team USA smokeshow and her upcoming appearance in the SI swimsuit issue. JUMP!
Gotta admit that we'd never heard of hot German chick Lena Gercke until this afternoon when she came into our lives via her new work on the cover of GQ Germany. The model and her Real Madrid futbol playing boyfriend Sami Khedira. He's a 24-year-old German national playing midfield for Madrid. Lena is 23, won the 2006 Germany's Next Topmodel competition and is traveling the world modeling bras & underwear. JUMP!
Some Egyptians have taken soccer hooliganism to a whole new level. By this time there are probably more than 100 people dead after fans of Al-Masry and Al-Ahly rushed the field throwing stones and sticks following the teams' match Wednesday night. More than 1,000 are injured. Not even the players were safe. We're talking about some crazy shit. Here's how it all got started. Check the video!
Via: Phil Gannon, 58, was caught on camera apparently aiming abuse at Patrice Evra during the match against Manchester United. Police are still reviewing the footage and yesterday released the him on bail after questioning. The father also wrote on Facebook that his interests include 'inter-continental rioting' and 'global regime change'. And d-bag politicians want to enact SOPA. You want to kill off screencappers? They're free police investigators.
Usually British people are normally pail but in this case Sir Alex Ferguson looks either frost bitten or sunburned beyond belief. Manchester United met Arsenal at Emirates Stadium where these two bitter rivals faced off. A Manchester United player was carried off on a stretcher after a his ankle bent 90 degrees. Video of Valencia scoring an amazing header goal to end the first half after the JUMP!
Let's face it, football is going to dominate your Sunday viewing schedule thanks to a 11 a.m. EST match featuring Manchester U. vs. Arsenal on Fox which leads in nicely to CBS coverage of Patriots-Ravens at 3, followed by 49ers-Giants on Fox at 6:30. Of course you know the Man U. & Gunners rivalry is legendary, going back at least a century. There is, however, another battle between these teams. The WAG War. Who has the hotter WAGs? You make the call. JUMP!
We've got another hot soccer WAG for you and you probably already know her. She's pop star Shakira. You know, the chick with the ass not named J Lo . Unfortunately for you, she's getting hitched to F.C. Barcelona defenseman Gerard Pique . Somehow, their relationship floated largely under the radar, but no more! Here are the details and a nice little gallery of Pique's future wife just for you. Check it!
There's something wrong when one of the world's hottest women can't get a front-row seat to a second-rate basketball game. Wouldn't you say? Irina Shayk and fiancee Cristiano Ronaldo had to sit in the second row when they went to see Real Madrid play F.C. Barcelona in a nail-biter last week. What the hell is that? Fortunately for sports hottest power couple the result was better than when Ronaldo's team played Barca in soccer. Check it!
While Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo is off being his controversial self, saying La Liga is a superior league to the English Premier League, is fiancee, model Irina Shayk is doing God's work. Shayk stripped down for the February issue of Esquire UK and they've leaked some photos. Naturally, we gobbled them up and gathered them right here for you. Here's Irina in all her glory and the latest on the world's best goal scorer. Check it!
What is Manchester United without Wayne Rooney? They're probably no better than the last place Blackburn Rovers... or so it seems. The Red Devils lost to the Rovers after Sir Alex Ferguson benched Rooney for -- get this -- going out to dinner with his wife and a couple teammates. You don't eat no dinner here, Rooney! So says a dude with a Sir in front of his name! Here are the details of this unfortunate incident. Check it!
We leave Matt The Screencapper by himself this weekend and wouldn't you know it his head is squarely up the ass of the NFL and ridiculous college bowl games. Meanwhile, WAGs Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti are STILL hanging on Miami Beach. These broads might as well get citizenship. Out of 26 days this month there have probably been 3 days they haven't been on the beach. Guess who was in a bikini for Christmas? Galanti. A blue one. JUMP!
Barcelona forward David Villa broke his leg in a Club World Cup match with Al Sadd. The injury will require surgery and keep the Spaniard on the shelf for up to five months, leaving his status for the European Championships in jeopardy. And, if you're not a soccer fan, but you are a fan of gruesome injuries, then we've got something for you too. You probably don't want to watch on your iPhone while snapping chicken wings. You've been warned. Check it!
We're about to get out of her for the weekend, but not before this gaffe from ESPN gets posted. An intern better get his/her resume together. That's a Barcelona logo on the right. One of you soccer dorks might be able to fill us in on what that is on the left, but from our Google Image searching, it doesn't look like a Man. U. logo. Go ahead, destroy us in the comments section as being idiots. It's going to be slow sports weekend. Direct all hate mail to: email@example.com
The hottest WAG in the world has finally shed her cloths. We are, of course, talking about Cristiano Ronaldo's fiancee and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Irina Shayk. Her old man was just named a finalist for the Ballon d’Or, but Shayk has made us completely forget about that with her shoot for Germaine De Capuccini Skin Care. Guess what? We've gathered the photos for you right here. Check it!
It's that time of year when WAG bikini galleries start to pop up from the shores of Australia & South America. So imagine our shock when Keith in Charlotte sent us a link to Venezuelan Aida Yespica (flowery bikini) & fellow WAG Paraguayan Claudia Galanti soaking up rays yesterday in Miami. Yespica (was) a BC favorite thanks to her penchant to pick fights with other WAGs. Um, what's that in your hand. We've moved on....to Galanti! Ass shots! JUMP!
You've heard the name Eva Amurri via her pole work on Californication and the name Susan Sarandon. Yeah, it's her daughter. Anyway, Amurri last weekend married MLS analyst Kyle Martino. The two lovebirds are on their honeymoon and all Martino wanted to do yesterday was drink fruity drinks, admire his new wife's insane rack in a bikini and watch soccer. Instead he tweeted a pic of his wife watching the NFL. JUMP!