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  • Here’s Paulo Jorge Losing Two Teeth During Real Madrid Vs APOEL [VIDEO]

    Here’s Paulo Jorge Losing Two Teeth During Real Madrid Vs APOEL [VIDEO]

    You know, usually we're of the mind that soccer players are pussies who claim to run for like 80 minutes but really stand around for like 15 of those minutes just watching some tool kick the ball back and forth with another tool. Then we watched APOEL's Paulo Jorge take a teammates melon to the mouth. The result: teeth just flying around the pitch. Jorge's team got drilled, too. JUMP!

  • Scottish Soccer Hooligan Fight Highlighted By Dude Losing Ear [Cuff ‘Em]

    Scottish Soccer Hooligan Fight Highlighted By Dude Losing Ear [Cuff ‘Em]

    Via: FIVE Hibs fans have been arrested after trouble following last month’s Scottish Cup match against Ayr United saw one man lose an ear. There was “serious violent disorder” at Glasgow Central Station after the match, with one man taken to hospital and the severed body part found. Detective Inspector Grant Cathcart said “Football-related antisocial behaviour will not be tolerated and we will continue to work closely with all Scottish forces to take action.”

  • Watch This Mexico Fan KO Two Honduras Fans At Olympic Qualifer In K.C. [VIDEO]

    Watch This Mexico Fan KO Two Honduras Fans At Olympic Qualifer In K.C. [VIDEO]

    Of course you didn't realize there was a Mexico vs. Canada Olympic qualifier this weekend at Livestrong Sporting Park in K.C. The useless news: Mexico won the match, 3-1. The more interesting tidbit from this game: some Mexico fan one-punch KO'd a couple of Honduras bros in the best one-sided fan fight of the weekend. Wait, what were Honduras fans doing at a Canada-Mexico match? It was a doubleheader. Honduras faced El Salvador. JUMP!

  • Maradona P*ssed Off At Cowards Attacking WAGs Last Night In UAE [VIDEO]

    Maradona P*ssed Off At Cowards Attacking WAGs Last Night In UAE [VIDEO]

    Who you got in this fight? Crazy Muslims starting sh*t with Diego Maradona's WAG? Or Diego Maradona and his batsh*t crazy mustache going into the crowd last night at a stadium in the United Arab Emirates? You see, Diego has seen his share of soccer fan fights over the years. Just think of those wars in the Italian Serie A league. And who knows when homeboy is jacked up on coke. Wrong move, UAE WAG hecklers. Diego is coming for your asses. JUMP!

  • Irina Shayk Spends Sweet 16 Weekend In This Thong On Miami Beach [PHOTOS]

    Irina Shayk Spends Sweet 16 Weekend In This Thong On Miami Beach [PHOTOS]

    Cristiano Ronaldo's WAG Irina Shayk spent the weekend in Miami because that's what hot chicks do with their girlfriends on Sweet 16 weekend. You know how all your 'cool' buddies at work get fired up about going to Vegas for #1 vs. #16 games on the first weekend of March Madness? We hear that Euro WAGs consider Sweet 16 weekend their time to 'get away' and act like fools. Our spies tell us that Shayk had a OSU-Louisville-UK-UNC moneyline parlay that got busted. JUMP!

  • Excuse Me While I P*ss My Pants Laughing At Huan Getting Kicked In The Grill [VIDEO]

    Excuse Me While I P*ss My Pants Laughing At Huan Getting Kicked In The Grill [VIDEO]

    The only excuse for you guys not watching this soccer video is that your work has blocked YouTube. The rest of you idiots at work are recommended - AT THIS MOMENT - to watch as white boy unloads a left foot to the grill of Huan-Yi during this soccer match that's making its rounds today. Watch closely because you're about to see the biggest thug move in soccer history. JUMP!

  • Real Betis Fan Has Something For Cristiano Ronaldo To Suck On [VIDEO]

    Real Betis Fan Has Something For Cristiano Ronaldo To Suck On [VIDEO]

    So Real Madrid played Real Betis this weekend and, of course, Madrid won the game thanks to a two-goal day from Cristiano Ronaldo in a 3-2 victory. Blah, blah, blah. Of course we're not going to get into the intricacies of international soccer because you guys have like 3 minutes of jerking off time at work. Let's cut to the chase, C Ron scores a goal and a Betis fan starts grabbing his junk. Suck this, Ronaldo. JUMP!

  • Soccer Player Breaks Up With Model Mariana Diarco; She’s “Too Sexy” [PHOTOS]

    Soccer Player Breaks Up With Model Mariana Diarco; She’s “Too Sexy” [PHOTOS]

    We thought it was a prerequisite for world-class soccer players to have model girlfriends. Well, Atalanta winger Ezequiel Schelotto just thumbed his nose at the rules. He broke up with his model girlfriend, Mariana Diarco, but get a load of the reason why. His family deemed her "too sexy." Apparently, they were just tired of seeing her naked body everywhere. Well, they can go to hell. We like her naked body.JUMP!

  • Alex Morgan Bodypainted For Sports Illustrated [PHOTOS]

    Alex Morgan Bodypainted For Sports Illustrated [PHOTOS]

    Two big questions going around the BC office today. (1.) Is that really Alex Morgan in the bodpainted bikini for Sports Illustrated? (2.) If it is, did she really need airbrushed to that extreme? Don't get us wrong, there are other questions like "What lucky soul was given the job of painting that region?" Anyway, the Internet is freaking out today over the Team USA smokeshow and her upcoming appearance in the SI swimsuit issue. JUMP!

  • WAG Lena Gercke Lets Futbol Boyfriend Go Handbra For GQ [PHOTOS]

    WAG Lena Gercke Lets Futbol Boyfriend Go Handbra For GQ [PHOTOS]

    Gotta admit that we'd never heard of hot German chick Lena Gercke until this afternoon when she came into our lives via her new work on the cover of GQ Germany. The model and her Real Madrid futbol playing boyfriend Sami Khedira. He's a 24-year-old German national playing midfield for Madrid. Lena is 23, won the 2006 Germany's Next Topmodel competition and is traveling the world modeling bras & underwear. JUMP!

  • More Than 70 Dead In Egypt Soccer Riot [Video]

    More Than 70 Dead In Egypt Soccer Riot [Video]

    Some Egyptians have taken soccer hooliganism to a whole new level. By this time there are probably more than 100 people dead after fans of Al-Masry and Al-Ahly rushed the field throwing stones and sticks following the teams' match Wednesday night. More than 1,000 are injured. Not even the players were safe. We're talking about some crazy shit. Here's how it all got started. Check the video!

  • Screencappers Get Racist Monkey Mocking Liverpool Fan Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

    Screencappers Get Racist Monkey Mocking Liverpool Fan Arrested [Cuff ‘Em]

    Via: Phil Gannon, 58, was caught on camera apparently aiming abuse at Patrice Evra during the match against Manchester United. Police are still reviewing the footage and yesterday released the him on bail after questioning. The father also wrote on Facebook that his interests include 'inter-continental rioting' and 'global regime change'. And d-bag politicians want to enact SOPA. You want to kill off screencappers? They're free police investigators.

  • Manchester United’s Coach Looks Scorched From Sun [PHOTOS]

    Manchester United’s Coach Looks Scorched From Sun [PHOTOS]

    Usually British people are normally pail but in this case Sir Alex Ferguson looks either frost bitten or sunburned beyond belief. Manchester United met Arsenal at Emirates Stadium where these two bitter rivals faced off. A Manchester United player was carried off on a stretcher after a his ankle bent 90 degrees. Video of Valencia scoring an amazing header goal to end the first half after the JUMP!

  • 2012 Arsenal Vs. Manchester United WAG War [PHOTOS]

    2012 Arsenal Vs. Manchester United WAG War [PHOTOS]

    Let's face it, football is going to dominate your Sunday viewing schedule thanks to a 11 a.m. EST match featuring Manchester U. vs. Arsenal on Fox which leads in nicely to CBS coverage of Patriots-Ravens at 3, followed by 49ers-Giants on Fox at 6:30. Of course you know the Man U. & Gunners rivalry is legendary, going back at least a century. There is, however, another battle between these teams. The WAG War. Who has the hotter WAGs? You make the call. JUMP!

  • Report: Shakira Engaged To Barcelona’s Gerard Piqué [PHOTOS]

    Report: Shakira Engaged To Barcelona’s Gerard Piqué [PHOTOS]

    We've got another hot soccer WAG for you and you probably already know her. She's pop star Shakira. You know, the chick with the ass not named J Lo . Unfortunately for you, she's getting hitched to F.C. Barcelona defenseman Gerard Pique . Somehow, their relationship floated largely under the radar, but no more! Here are the details and a nice little gallery of Pique's future wife just for you. Check it!

  • Irina Shayk Can’t Get Front-Row Seats At Basketball Game, But He Can? [PHOTOS]

    Irina Shayk Can’t Get Front-Row Seats At Basketball Game, But He Can? [PHOTOS]

    There's something wrong when one of the world's hottest women can't get a front-row seat to a second-rate basketball game. Wouldn't you say? Irina Shayk and fiancee Cristiano Ronaldo had to sit in the second row when they went to see Real Madrid play F.C. Barcelona in a nail-biter last week. What the hell is that? Fortunately for sports hottest power couple the result was better than when Ronaldo's team played Barca in soccer. Check it!

  • Ronaldo’s WAG Irina Shayk Shedding Clothes For Esquire UK [PHOTOS]

    Ronaldo’s WAG Irina Shayk Shedding Clothes For Esquire UK [PHOTOS]

    While Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo is off being his controversial self, saying La Liga is a superior league to the English Premier League, is fiancee, model Irina Shayk is doing God's work. Shayk stripped down for the February issue of Esquire UK and they've leaked some photos. Naturally, we gobbled them up and gathered them right here for you. Here's Irina in all her glory and the latest on the world's best goal scorer. Check it!

  • Reason #3,694 Why Soccer Sucks: Wayne Rooney Benched Over Dinner

    Reason #3,694 Why Soccer Sucks: Wayne Rooney Benched Over Dinner

    What is Manchester United without Wayne Rooney? They're probably no better than the last place Blackburn Rovers... or so it seems. The Red Devils lost to the Rovers after Sir Alex Ferguson benched Rooney for -- get this -- going out to dinner with his wife and a couple teammates. You don't eat no dinner here, Rooney! So says a dude with a Sir in front of his name! Here are the details of this unfortunate incident. Check it!

  • WAGs Aida Yespica & Claudia Galanti Miami Bikini Box Set [73 PHOTOS]

    WAGs Aida Yespica & Claudia Galanti Miami Bikini Box Set [73 PHOTOS]

    We leave Matt The Screencapper by himself this weekend and wouldn't you know it his head is squarely up the ass of the NFL and ridiculous college bowl games. Meanwhile, WAGs Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti are STILL hanging on Miami Beach. These broads might as well get citizenship. Out of 26 days this month there have probably been 3 days they haven't been on the beach. Guess who was in a bikini for Christmas? Galanti. A blue one. JUMP!

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