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May 4th, 2012

Baseball Cap Bank Robber Spells Out What He Wants From This Bank Teller [Cuff 'Em]

Via: Police are seeking information about a man who robbed an Orlando Bank of America late Thursday morning. Surveillance images at the bank on Conway Road show the man holding up a paper that stated, “Give me all big bills no bands no one gets shot.” True, there’s no logo on that baseball hat, but it was impossible to pass up this guy’s bank robbery poster. Did he hyphenate “bonds?” Scared to turn in this punk? We will: mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 3rd, 2012

Former Dallas Cowboys OL Arrested For _________ At A Tampa Strip Club [Cuff 'Em]

Via: A former starting offensive lineman (Torrin Tucker) for the Dallas Cowboys was arrested Tuesday night and charged with felony drug and weapons charges after police say he sold an undercover officer $20 in marijuana in the strip club where he works. A subsequent search found 18 baggies of marijuana “packaged for sale” and nine capsules containing cocaine, all in a Crown Royale bag “stuffed down the front of (his) pants,” according to the report.

May 2nd, 2012

10 Greatest Sneakers In History According To Our New Shoe Editor

Welcome to our new feature, Busted Coverage Kicks, which will be an examination of all things sneakers. Our editor, Scot Drucker, happens to be a seven-year minor league pitcher who pitched in 71 AAA games and retired in 2011. The guy knows shoes. His superkix.com site was the Internet’s first and only online sneaker search engine. Debate him all you want. This guy is a legend in the business.JUMP!

May 2nd, 2012

Yankees Fan Risks Hate Rapes In Jail Over $500 In A Bank Robbery [Cuff 'Em]

Via: COLONIE, N.Y. — Colonie Police arrest a man accused of robbing a bank on Tuesday. Police said Brian Sweeney walked into the Citizen’s Bank at 1440 Central Avenue, and then handed the teller a note demanding money. He was given $500, then left the bank. Wait, that has to be a misprint. $500? That’s it? A couple weeks of minimum wages vs. multiple years in jail? We read up on this guy. He was living in a Super 8. Seriously.

May 1st, 2012

Told You It Wouldn’t Take Long To Arrest The Red Sox Tat Bank Robber [Cuff 'Em]

Remember the Red Sox fan last week we wrote about who decided to rob a New England bank without wearing long sleeves to cover that sweet Sox tat? Yeah, well police eventually arrested Ramon Felix and he had a court date yesterday in which he was, ironically, wearing long sleeves. Nope, the tat wasn’t visible. The guy is a known doper and was caught in a drug rehab facility. He’s like the Ryan Leaf of New England with a Sox tat. Sad, sad story. (via Sun-Chronicle)

April 29th, 2012

Kate Upton… Up Til Now 2012 [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

In the history of the modern Internet, has any other teenage model dominated like Kate Upton has in 2012? Simple answer – no. She started this year with the release of her 2012 Beach Bunny Swimwear photos, then made a visit to the Super Bowl festivities and polished off February with the release of her Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover. Three days later she was back in the news for a reported relationship with Mark Sanchez. Still, she’s just 19. JUMP!

April 26th, 2012

Cheerleading Coach & Teacher Jennifer Willis Had Some Weed [Cuff 'Em]

Via: A Tulsa Public Schools teacher has been suspended with pay after being arrested as part of a Wagoner County drug bust Tuesday morning. Jennifer Willis, 27, is an eighth grade English teacher and assistant cheerleading coach at East Central Junior High School. She was one of four arrested in Wagoner County on drug charges and one of 18 since Friday. That age is a typo, right? 27? What the f*ck is going on with cheerleading coaches?

April 25th, 2012

Is Bank Robbing Red Sox Fan A Moron For Showing His Sox Tat? [Cuff 'Em]

Must say we don’t get too many bank robberies where a superfan goes with a tattoo and corresponding baseball hat. But that’s exactly what Red Sox fan pulled off in this robbery. Hispanic bro just doesn’t care. Police can use that tattoo to identify him all they want. Gotta catch him first. Look, wearing long sleeves is the obvious play here. Maybe it’s a henna. Would this idiot be that smart? Our guess is no. JUMP!

April 24th, 2012

What, This PA Baseball Coach Pulling A Gun On A Parent Is A Big Deal? [Cuff 'Em]

Obviously stupid ass parents in Pennsylvania don’t understand that Babe Ruth league baseball is important to John Zahradnik. Do you want your son coached by a guy who’ll just let umpires get away with shitty calls that cost your team a game? Or do you want a guy like John Z.? A guy who’ll allegedly try to run over an umpire? You want to go to war with guys like John Z. Kicking dirt on home just ain’t getting the job done, America. JUMP!

April 23rd, 2012

Is Sara Jean Underwood Getting Fat Or Is It Just Me? [PHOTOS]

Yes, you’ll be seeing this gallery today from all sorts of sites promoting Sara Jean Underwood’s appearance yesterday at the Encore Vegas Beach Club. Blah, blah, blah. Yes, women like Ms. Underwood are usually running from us at Encore. Yes, our bankroll isn’t even close to being large enough to play swim-up blackjack at this joint. Great pool, though. Anyway, is it us or is Sara Jean Underwood putting on a few. That stomach getting a little doughy? JUMP!