Happy Tuesday, everyone. Admittedly, Monday was a rough day recovering from the Fourth of July hangover and an abundance of ice cold beers, but we are back with some of the wild news from around the webs. And, hey, it’s Taco Tuesday, so let’s all have some fun and get back on the booze cycle. Indulge.
- Meet Stacie from Toronto
- Patrick Mahomes secured the bag, but let’s not forget his WAG Brittany Matthews
- Mahomes, predictably, is super hyped about his new 10-year extension
- Bidet company offers you a $10,000 summer job to sit and poop
- Carole Baskin won’t be talking about her dead husband if you want to receive a Cameo
- DeSean Jackson seemed to forget the fact that it is never a good time to quote Hitler
- Florida man haunts beach dressed as the grim reaper
- Usain Bolt’s daughter received a wildly appropriate name
Video of the Day
Jorge Masvidal and UFC welterweight champion Kamaru Usman were seconds from bumping into each other ahead of Saturday’s UFC 251 pay-per-view at Fight Island in Abu Dhabi.
Nothing says Taco Tuesday like some incredible carnitas.