Texas Rangers

Apr 8, 2018

Looks Like The Blue Jays-Rangers Beef Is Alive And Well

Rougned Odor has been a trash player since the 2016 season, but he’s still quite productive when it comes to...

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Apr 6, 2017

Rangers Fan Legit Crying 3 Games Into the Season

There’s nothing I love more than sad Texas Rangers fans, and Francisco Lindor’s game-winning grand slam last night certainly delivered...

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Apr 4, 2017

Looks Like Alexandra Banister Had a Fun Opening Day

It was a sour Opening Day for Rangers fans. Yu Darvish had himself a walk party while the bullpen imploded...

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May 15, 2016

Watch The Rangers And Blue Jays Brawl And Forget The Ball Is Still In Play

Our first big baseball brawl of the season happened this afternoon in the 8th inning of the Blue Jays-Rangers game....

Feb 21, 2016

Rangers Fan Hits A Home Run At Globe Life Park, Wins Season Tickets

Here’s a pretty basic contest the Rangers put on yesterday: come to Globe Life Park, try and hit a home...

Aug 3, 2015

Cami Was The Chick In The PILF Shirt At The Rangers Game

  So you were watching the Astros-Rangers game tonight and wondered what was up with the “PILF” shirt on the...

Jun 14, 2015

Massive Baylor Tight End Threw Out The First Pitch At The Rangers Game

First off, let me start by saying this: 1st pitches have become way too liberal these days. It’s ridiculous. Every...

May 28, 2015

Prince Fielder Foul Ball Lands in Woman’s Nachos, Cheese Explodes in Her Face

It’s been established by now that baseball games are low-key dangerous. You’ve got crazy people, drunk people, drunk and crazy...

Apr 9, 2014

Buy Former MLB Pitcher Darren Oliver’s Sweet Land Rover – $35K

  Darren Oliver is a perfect example of why you should teach your kid to throw left-handed: $$$. Oliver never...

Jul 5, 2013

Sad: Manny Ramirez’s Dreadlocks In A Trash Bag

One of the stipulations for Manny Ramirez (career MLB earnings: $206,827,769) getting another shot in Major League Baseball with the...

Apr 5, 2013

Blonde Goes Nuts When Boyfriend Snags Foul Ball At Rangers Game [VIDEO]

You know who’s getting laid tonight? This Rangers fan. You know who’s totally excited that her boyfriend caught a foul...

Feb 22, 2012

Rangers’ Derek Holland Drives Dune Buggy To Spring Training [PHOTO]

Texas Rangers pitcher Derek Holland continues to claim the mantle as the weirdest dude in baseball. We're not sure if he still has the pederast mustache, but he's now driving something that will probably kill him before spring training is over -- a dune buggy. He doesn't just drive it off road, though. He also drives it to spring training, which is pretty much a totally Derek Holland thing to do. Check it!

Feb 9, 2012

Can $37K Student Loan Be Paid Off Via Josh Hamilton Jersey On eBay?

The things you can find on eBay. Today, we've got some guy who apparently got swindled by a tech school that no longer exists trying to swindle some fool into paying $37,000 for an autographed jersey worn by Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton. The seller claims the money will go to repay the student load debt. Sounds pretty legit to us because, hell, tech schools definitely cost that much and this jersey is totally worth that much. Check it!

Dec 26, 2011

White Face Sammy Sosa Presents Black Face Painting To Panama [PHOTOS]

Former Chicago Cubs outfielder Sammy Sosa is at it again. The White Face is making appearances in strange places -- this time, Panama, where he met the president and first lady, had people make a big deal about him and either got or gave a big painting of himself in a Texas Rangers uniform and with The Black Face. Thing is, Sosa was still sporting The White Face. Lookin' sharp Sammy! Check it!

Nov 4, 2011

Texas Rangers World Champs & 29 Other Stupid Sports Tattoos [PHOTOS]

We've seen some stupid sports-related tattoos in our day, but this one might just take the cake. Some Texas Rangers superfan had Texas Rangers World Champs 2011 inked on his body. Why? He got it before his team choked and lost game 7 of the World Series to the St. Louis Cardinals. In honor of his miscue, here are some of the dumbest sports tattoos we've ever seen. Check it!

Oct 7, 2011

Hot Texas Rangers Fan Balloon Fetish [Videos]

We've got a hot Texas Rangers fan celebrating her team's AL West championship the only way you can -- by popping balloons with her ass. Oh, wait... maybe there are other ways to celebrate. Anyway, we've never been big into the whole balloon fetish thing, but we''re reconsidering after seeing these videos. Don't worry, they're SFW and we highly recommend you check them out. Hit it!

Sep 15, 2011

Josh Hamilton Hits A Slam, Texans Get Free Carpet, We Get Morgan Fitzgerald [Photos]

There are some happy Texans today. Rangers first baseman Josh Hamilton blasted a grand slam last night, triggering a promotion for free carpet and countertops from an Arlington carpet store. The slam also inadvertently introduced us to the store owner's daughter, Morgan Fitzgerald. Aren't we lucky? Here are some pics so you can ogle her.

Jun 7, 2011

Anthony Weiner’s Internet Beef Meagan Is Ben Broussard’s Sister [Photos]

Meagan Broussard, the 26-year-old Texan who was the recipient of Rep. Anthony Weiner's (D - NY) sexts, has a baseball connection. Her brother, Ben Broussard, played seven seasons in the bigs with the Cleveland Indians, Seattle Mariners and Texas Rangers. If you've never heard of him, you're probably not alone. Now the weiner-pic receiving sister is officially more famous than her brother ever was. Her story and more photos, JUMP!

May 25, 2011

Tornadoes Vs. The Ballpark At Arlington: Fans Evacuated [Morning Twitpic]

Imagine your luck. You go to a May game at the Ballpark at Arlington and the Rangers staff offers up the chance to walk through the dugouts - for FREE! Fans attending last night's White Sox-Rangers game took a free tour of the underbelly of the park rather than die. Smart move because as you'll see, after the jump, a wicked storm dumped piles of golf ball size hail on the field.