Morning Twitpics - page 146

Jun 12, 2014

Lindsey Duke Resurfaces In A Bikini, Heat/Spurs Fan & World Cup Body Paint

  It’s Christmas morning for soccer nerds. They get like six weeks of fake nerding out on the World Cup. This is my favorite time every four years when American soccer fans want to be Euro fans so bad. Just...

Jun 11, 2014

LeBron As A Spurs Fan, Brugman Still In Bali & Heat Fan Busted

  I’m still battling poison ivy in my eyes so if I fuck up something today you’ll know why. Never had poison ivy in your eyes? Trust me, you don’t want it. In NBA news, you know the statistics. San...

Jun 10, 2014

Paulina Gretzky Is Back, Blue Jays Perv & Sharapova's Stems

  And we’re one game away from the hockey season being over. It was a good run, New York. It just happens that you’re playing against an insane Kings team that is just that much better than everyone else. Let’s...

Royals Tribute To Jeter, Spurs Nose Picker & Belichick At Belmont

  So we learned that when the Spurs don’t try to sabotage King, he lights their asses up. 35 points and 10 rebounds…ho-hum. And how about the disciplined Spurs going 12 of 20 from the free throw line. There’s your...

Jun 9, 2014

K.C. Chiefs Bank Robber, Phillies Bank Robber & Insty Hot Chicks Roundup

  No way that guy can find Arkansas on a map. If you haven’t heard yet this morning, Tracy Morgan is in critical condition after a limo bus he was riding in was involved in a crash early this morning...

Jun 7, 2014

Devin Brugman Still Destroying Bali, LeBroning & Yankees Fan's Girlfriend

  I’m not going to bag on LeBron for getting cramps and missing part of Game One. This stuff happens to the great ones. More on how Michael Jordan dealt with leg cramps later this morning. Let’s not forget that...

Jun 6, 2014

Jun 5, 2014

Janet Gretzky Pounding A Coors, Cleveland Mall Guy & Rangers Fan Arrested

  You didn’t watch the final two minutes of Game One last night? Your loss. That was easily the best two minutes of hockey played all year. A wraparound that nearly went in off a Rangers skate. A Rangers breakaway...

Jun 4, 2014

Kate Upton At Tigers Game, CLE Bar Supports Hoyer & New Cardinals Chick To Find

  We hire a guy to be our Cleveland/Johnny correspondent and he turns in this photo of Stamper’s Bar in Cleveland. BC has boots on the ground that are watching and documenting what’s going on in this developing Johnny Drama....

Jun 3, 2014

Roger Clemens' Frosted Tips Update, Strippers Needed & Blumpkin Jersey

  Congratulations to Roger Clemens and the Texas baseball program for beating A&M 4-1 last night in the Houston regional final. This means we’ll be seeing Rog’s frosted tips at the super regional in Austin against the Houston Cougars. The...

Jun 2, 2014

Johnny Football Horse Racing, College Baseball Hat Stacking & Brugman Boobs

  How is it possible that John Football went to L.A. this weekend to shoot football card photos and we haven’t seen a single airplane photo? Or a photo of John going hard with some models? Is it even possible...

May 31, 2014

1980s Night At Indians Game, Heat Implants & Heat Nose Picker

  How about that effort from the Indiana Pacers? Anyone still want to argue that the Heat have had some sort of hard time making it to four straight NBA Finals? Paul George’s head was inside some strip club. Stephenson...

May 30, 2014

F-Johnny Football, Bandwagon Pacers Fan & Don Cherry's Zebra Jacket

  Congrats to the Indian kids for being co-champions at the spelling bee. You saw the faces. Those boys weren’t happy to be splitting the title. Imagine you work your ass off for years and years to learn every word...