Morning Twitpics - page 142
Andy Reid Sweating Like A Pig, Preseason Interns Fired & Chiefs Twin Peaks
How much preseason football did I watch last night? About five plays on NFL Network where two guys were talking over the 49ers-Ravens game. That’s all I could take before turning the channel to House Hunters where the chick was...
Manziel's Girlfriend's Birthday Kiss, John Starks At Six Flags & Dufner Scratching His Balls
We’re now just seven days from the debut of the SEC Network and the start of men across the South ignoring their wives at night while they’re in the spare room watching Joe Tessitore. The big disaster that’s coming the...
Shirtless Sean Payton, Pageviews' Long Neck & A Mo Vaughn Sighting
What did we learn on Tuesday? Jerry Jones is living exactly how you want to live at 71. Of course you’ll never be a billionaire, but you still want to have a shot with Dallas bar 7s. That’s the life...
Bills Mafia Hates Bon Jovi, Brugman Bikini Mania & Sammy Watkins A Bust?
If you hate the idea of Bon Jovi buying the Buffalo Bills and moving the team to Toronto, you might not have to worry about BJ and his ulterior motives. He might’ve violated NFL confidential nondisclosure agreement rules by writing...
Doughy Jameis Winston, Shirtless Matthew Stafford & Blonde Wants Rory
What a helluva weekend I had. One of the best ever. Maybe you heard about that little story about how Lake Erie is full of algae and the water supply is now fucked up. Yeah, the city I live...
Lindsey Duke Lobstering, Wrigley Bleachers Engagement & Dubya Drinkin' Draft
It never fails around this time of year you’ll see Twitter nerds counting down the days until the college football season. 27 more days! #CantWait. #kickoff #27days. You get the idea. If you’re sending out these tweets, stop being a...
Dustin Johnson With His Mother In Law, Pageviews In Venice & RG3 At Brookstone
I know hipster Twitter will be giving their reviews of Sharknado 2 this morning and talking like they were really into the sequel. Blah, blah, blah. Hipster Twitter will fall into line. They’ll all love the movie because they...
Roy Williams Playing Craps, Tired Cubs Fan & Scottie Pippen's Wife Bikini Show
The last Wednesday of July. It’s one of the slowest times of the year for sports. We have the Cubs playing 16 inning games and a guy with his hands down his pants outside Wrigley. We have Browns fans...
ARod At Katy Perry, Dustin Johnson Teaching Paulina & Shirtless Kingsbury
The SEC won again. The Bachelorette finale was about as anti-climatic as the Broncos-Seahawks Super Bowl. Andi lives in Atlanta and Aaron Murray’s brother lives in Atlanta. They actually live a couple blocks from each other. She wanted Chiefs...
Derrick Jeter Fan, Molitor Photobombs At HOF & Cowboys Cheerleader Training Camp Starts
By the time this gets posted I’ll be on the road to the Johnny Manziel Training Camp in Berea, Ohio. It’s another sellout today (Tuesday is a sellout, too) and I expect big things out of Browns fans. They...
Erin Andrews On Vacation, Lindsey Duke On Vacation & Bills Super Bowl Champs Tattoo
The day is finally here for Cleveland Browns fans. You finally get to flood a Berea, Ohio neighborhood, park your cars and make the walk past the $65,000 homes and into Browns training camp. I can’t even imagine the...
Peyton Manning Blue Balls Joke, Bama Fans In Cincy & NFL Training Camp Rides
The big news this morning is from ESPN sideline reporter Sam Ponder who has a deep thought to share: Blogs/websites that constantly disrespect women & objectify their bodies, then take a strong stand on the Ray Rice issue really...
