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Dec 12, 2014

Chris Gonos Apologizes To Johnny Manziel For Fight

  It’s good to see Chris Gonos — the felon who approached Johnny Manziel at The 9 (where Johnny lives) — step up and apologize for causing a fight that caused national headlines and unneeded attention during John’s ascension to...

Dec 12, 2014

Bruce Arians Throws Illegal Challenge Flag, Tells Referee It Fell Out of His Pocket

Arizona Cardinals head coach Bruce Arians had a bit of a brain fart during his team’s Thursday night game against the St. Louis Rams. Late in the third quarter, Rams cornerback Janoris Jenkins picked off a Ryan Lindley pass, which...

Dec 10, 2014

Buy A Massive Alabama Crimson Tide Elephant — $3,500!

  Are you a real Alabama fan? Do you own a 16-foot long, 8-foot wide and 8-foot tall elephant? No? Then you aren’t a real Bama fan. A real Bama fan would get on Craigslist right now and buy the...

Jerry Jones Is Back On the Bar Scene

Dallas Cowboys owner/GM Jerry Jones has been keeping it strictly football lately, and we can’t really blame the guy. As you may remember, Jones was battling a sexual assault lawsuit filed by former stripper Jana Weckerly in early September. The...

Dec 10, 2014

Ike Taylor Thinks Women Are "Precious Animals" & Need To Be Treated With Respect

[protected-iframe id=”a80b14e01a6052a8451f097bbd44b474-22577676-23105199″ info=”http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1″ width=”615″ height=”392″] Pittsburgh’s WPXI caught up today with Steelers corner to get his reaction to Roger Goodell’s new personal conduct policy that players will abide by or risk having their heads chopped off by league security agents....

Dec 10, 2014

Cleveland TV Station Sends Short Guy to Marvin Lewis’ Press Conference

Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis is finding out that midget jokes don’t fly very well. Two days after calling Johnny Manziel the dreaded “M” word, Fox 8 in Cleveland sent Lil’ John Rinaldi (a local celebrity) to low-key troll...

Dec 10, 2014

Dec 10, 2014

PETA Wants Nebraska’s Jack Gangwish Punished For Raccoon Slaying

Last week, Nebraska defensive end Jack Gangwish saw a raccoon on the side of the road and thought, “Hey, it’d be pretty cool if I took a selfie with that thing!” Of course, he ended up getting bitten and had...

Dec 10, 2014

Andre Roberts and Bashaud Breeland Come to Blows at Redskins Practice

If given the opportunity, the Washington Redskins would totally destroy the Internet. Thanks to social media (and themselves), there is pretty much a never-ending flow of negative press to the team. And that’s on top of the 24-7 Robert Griffin/Jay...

Dec 10, 2014

Russell Wilson Favoriting NSFW Twitter Porn This Morning

  What was Russell Wilson up to this morning? Oh, just favoriting some Twitter porn (thanks to @danvito00 for sending a big black dong photo before 11 a.m. – I guess). Russ was probably hacked. You know, the guy is...

Dec 9, 2014

Johnny Manziel's Money Birthday Cake

  While we have no idea what Johnny Manziel did for his 22nd birthday on Saturday, we now know this is (allegedly) Johnny First Teamer’s money cake from Cleveland bakery hotspot Colossal Cupcakes. We’ll go ahead and assume a respected...

Dec 9, 2014

Cam Newton Truck Crash Photos

Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton is in fair condition after suffering “non-life threatening injuries” in a two-car crash Tuesday afternoon. According to the team, Newton suffered two back fractures after his Dodge truck collided with a Buick sedan: A witness...

Dec 9, 2014

BC Reader Spots 'Roll Tide' Truck Rolling Down The Highway

  Someone with a Mississippi area code emailed these “Roll Tide Roll Truck” photos to me this afternoon without context. We have no idea where this tank is headed, where it’s coming from or where it was spotted. What’s clear...