Features - page 58
Jul 23, 2014

Jack White At Cubs Game, Mrs. Belichick In Nantucket & Tanned Joe Schad

  And so it begins. John Manziel reports for duty today at Browns camp with the rest of the rookies....

Jul 22, 2014

Double Incorrect Word Spelling, Nationals Beard & Psycho Path

  “No Lettece” was spotted by reader Mark D. at a Houston Chipotle. On today’s agenda: World’s Largest Ventriloquist Dummy,...

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Jul 22, 2014

Elle Macpherson Is 50, Cliff Lee Rips Fart & Top 10 White Owners In NFL History

  You get two WNBA games or baseball. That’s your Tuesday night. Oh, and there is a Greg Lemond 30...

Jul 22, 2014

Manziel Out With His Girlfriend, WSU Bank Robbery & John Daly’s Shorts

  So I hear the mainstream Twitter media is pissed at Tony Dungy for saying he wouldn’t have taken Michael...

Jul 21, 2014

Minivan Shocker, Giant Butt & What’s Wrong with this pic?

Saw this on our friends up north car “The Minivan” 2 in the front, 5 in the rear. A giant...

Jul 21, 2014

Surfer Anastasia Ashley At The Beach, Browns NFC Hat & Vegas Casinos To Ban Smoking?

  Baseball or Arena Football? Your call today. ESPNU starts its┬áTop 25 College Football Games of 2013 series tonight...

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Jul 21, 2014

Greg Oden Going Hard In Vegas, Dale Jr. Tat & More Of Lindsey Duke

  I spent 3/4 of my Sunday either on the couch, curled up in a ball in bed or puking...

Paulina Headed To The U.K., Lindsey Duke Resurfaces & Manziel Bathroom Clone

  I said it yesterday and I’m still saying this morning, it’s hard to take the British Open seriously this...

Jul 19, 2014

Miami-D-Wade County, Beer Goes Here & Flava Flav a Janitor?

Flava Flav rocking some keys, Miami D-Wade County and Breaking News Obama is eating. Do you see random sh$% while...

Jul 18, 2014

Buy NHLer Alexander Semin’s Clean Virginia House – $2,795,000

  BC tipster Chris H sent word last night to the BC tip hotline that Carolina Hurricanes right winger Alexander...

Jul 18, 2014

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Jul 18, 2014

2014 Hooters Pageant Competitors, Boeheim Tat & Sharapova Going For A Run

  Baseball is back and the Canadian Football League Friday night game features Hamilton at Calgary. That’s your Friday night...

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Jul 18, 2014

Verlander-Upton Vacation Is Over, Pimple Popper & Roll Tide Roundup

  I spent about two hours last night watching the Canadian Football League game on ESPN2 and about an hour...

Jul 17, 2014

Take A Tour Of Tim Tebow’s New House

  Jacksonville media is still buzzing over the news that Tim Tebow has purchased a stuffy country club home for...

Jul 17, 2014

Drivers Don’t Carry Burritos, The Matted Beaver Tail & Passed out in the Bathroom

Check out the nips on the guy riding the rollercoaster, the infamous matted beaver tail and our drivers don’t carry...

Jul 17, 2014

Devin Brugman Destroys Beach, Tiger’s Brown Tooth & Miss Nevada Update

  There is a football game tonight. You get Edmonton against Winnipeg on ESPN2 at 8:30. That’s it. Your summer...

Jul 17, 2014

Tim Howard At Water Park, Pageviews At ESPYs & Hair Bra Of The Week

  That’s Tim Howard on Wednesday enjoying some R&R at the Big Kahuna Water & Adventure Park living his life...

Jul 16, 2014

27 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Drake’s ESPY Performance

  There was a common theme with NSFW Black Dudes tonight during the ESPYs. They wouldn’t normally give a shit...

Jul 16, 2014

Ex-NFL WR Laurent Robinson Is Dumping Florida House – $1.067 Million

  I seem to remember Laurent Robinson being on one of my fantasy rosters over the years, sitting the bench...

Jul 16, 2014

Hairy Seattle Chick Loves Foreskin, UBUYGAS & Pita Special

Guy driving a Tesla trolls all of us, this protester chick loves foreskin and Buy 2 Pitas for the price...

Jul 16, 2014

Kate Upton In Mexico, 2014 WSOP Final Table & Tenn. Vols Cement Truck

  I guess you’ll want to watch the ESPYs where Johnny and Drake will be hugging it out, bro-ing out...

Jul 16, 2014

Erin Andrews Selfie Bomb, Hall-Stafford Engagement Photo & Self-Serve Beer

I’ll never forget watching Derek Jeter going to right field twice in his final All-Star Game. It was such a...

Jul 15, 2014

Giant Glove Night, Great Tattoo & Jeter All Star Memorial Shirt

It was a night of the Giant Glove at the HR Derby and Celebrity Softball game. This girls tattoo says...

Jul 15, 2014

Brent Musburger In A Powder Blue Pimp Suit

  Brent Musburger was one of the celebrities on hand last week in Hamilton, Montana for a benefit to raise...

Jul 15, 2014

Reggie Bush Wedding Photos, Alba At Beach & Balotelli’s GF At Beach

  The day is here when white guys on the Internet tell you how worthless the MLB All-Star Game is...

Jul 15, 2014

Paulina Gretzky Resurfaces, SEC Media Days & Tosh/Brugman On Vacation

  I said it on Twitter last night and will continue to say it over and over: The home run...

Jul 14, 2014

No Mobile Use – Download Here, Discounted LeBron Jerseys & Little League Beer

12 packs and cases of beer at a Little League game, No Mobile use in this area – download our...

Jul 14, 2014

Luol Deng Is Unloading His Suburban Chicago House – $3.499 Million

  It’s that time of year when NBA free agents start changing teams and unloading mansions that they’ll never need...

Jul 14, 2014

Kate Upton Rips Cavs Fans, Alba At The Beach – Round 2 & Jeremy Hill’s LSU Tat

  Here we go with the annual hatred for Chris Berman calling the Home Run Derby. The action starts at...

Jul 14, 2014

Gay World Cup, Shawn Kemp At Waffle House & German World Cups

  (Tell me that’s Ric Flair.) It’s all over. Thank god. World Cup tweet statistic nerds can go back to...

Jul 12, 2014

LeBron Browns Jersey, LeBron Burnt Jersey At Cubs Game & New Clemens Swag

  Friday morning I was thinking there was no way LeBron was going to Cleveland once ESPN put the full-on...

Jul 11, 2014

27 NSFW Black Dudes React To LeBron Leaving Miami For Cleveland

  It happened. It was all perfectly calculated. Professional. Smart. Classy. Very 2014. Etc. Etc. Etc. I was on my...

Jul 11, 2014

Bike Couriers Have It Rough, RGER DAT & A little hot out there

This bike courier is working it, Camero pulling the same load and 883 degrees at 9pm – a little hot...

Jul 11, 2014

Sharapova Beach Time, Notre Dame’s New Sideline Reporter & Parnevik Crash

  Women’s British Open. The U.S. Senior Open Championship. The John Deere Classic. Don’t like golf? You’re in big trouble...

Jul 11, 2014

Urban Meyer’s 50th Party, Durant At Craps Table & Pippen’s Wife!

  This could be bad news for Cleveland fans. LeBron returned to Miami late last night WITH WADE ON THE...

Jul 10, 2014

A Great Day for Kids, Finger Plumbing & Dick’s Big Package

Newspaper headlines, whoops, Dick’s Big Package and U-S-Eh (Canadian-American?) Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think...

Jul 10, 2014

American Pie Girls 15 Years Later, LT Selling Mansion & NSFW World Cup Reactions

  If you’re tired of LeBron chatter on ESPN, you should just turn off your TV and go play golf...