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Nov 7, 2014

20 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Andy Dalton’s 1.96 QB Rating Performance

  Of course you don’t give a shit what I think of Andy Dalton’s performance last night. I could write...

Nov 7, 2014

Lisa Ann Calls Out Del Zotto AGAIN!, More Of Klay Thompson’s Girlfriend & Jameis Shaved Points?

  Not to ruin the fun in Cleveland, but the Cavs play in Denver tonight (10:30 on ESPN) with a...

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Nov 7, 2014

Finebaum Halloween Costume, Katerine Webb At Game & Johnny Grabbing Boob

  Bengals Playoff Probability LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL — there isn’t a team over .500 who is trying harder just to end it...

Nov 6, 2014

Rajon Rondo Is Looking Very white & LUVBBW

Lebron struggle face, PRE NUPP and that is one fat squirrel. Do you see random sh$% while driving to work...

Nov 6, 2014

20 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze LeBron’s Struggles With Gordon Hayward

  I asked this morning if anyone had an idea why LeBron all of a sudden isn’t the greatest basketball...

Nov 6, 2014

Staring At Jenny Dell, LeBron Playing Defense & Jessica Biel Pre-Prenancy

  HERE WE GO! Browns-Bengals. The first meaningful game between these two since the 1980s. Most of you weren’t even...

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Nov 6, 2014

Linda Cohn Looking Hot, SEC-ESPN Halloween Costume & QVC Chocolate Cake

Cavalier Fan Suicide Watch I see Cavs fans on the BC Twitter timeline using R-E-L-A-X memes in reference to LeBron’s...

ESPN’s Britt McHenry Injured on Lambeau Leap Attempt

ESPN reporter Britt McHenry’s radiant smile turned upside down this afternoon after an unfortunate mishap on a Lambeau Leap attempt....

Nov 5, 2014

Pudge Rodriguez Still Trying To Unload Michigan Mansion — Now $1.89 Million

  Potential Hall of Fame catcher (probably not—thanks, Jose Conseco) Ivan “Pudge” Rodriguez played a total of 21 seasons in...

Nov 5, 2014

CNN Microsoft Surface Fail, Battle of Sideshows & Best of Write-Ins

CNN uses Microsoft Surface as an iPad holder, Vote for Captain Jack Sparrow & Wash off our stuff before touching...

Nov 5, 2014

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Nov 5, 2014

Artie Lange’s Sexual Fantasy That Includes Cari Champion, Slavery

Remember when you couldn’t drop a slavery sex Twitter joke while referencing a black ESPN host? Those days are officially...

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Nov 5, 2014

Bob Howry Is Selling His Insane Arizona Desert House — Just $2.85 Million

  Do you remember Bob Howry, the one-time White Sox closer who eventually became a middle reliever and pitched for...

Nov 5, 2014

Meet Adrian Peterson’s Wife, Buy Vikings Helmet Cart & Make Fireball At Home

  Here comes another doubleheader of #MACtion. You get Northern Illinois at Ball State (throw out the records!) and Buffalo...

Nov 5, 2014

Cavs Bandwagon, Nick Saban & Amari Cooper Get Votes, Plus Sad LeBron

LeBron Rethinking His Return? 4 of 12 from the floor, 1 for 1 from the free throw line, seven rebounds,...

Nov 4, 2014

Cowboys Cheerleader Hacked, Manziel’s Girlfriend Inks Deal & Salma Hayek Time!

    It’s that time of year…time to crank up some #MACtion. Bowling Green and Akron get it on tonight...

Nov 4, 2014

Balding Andrew Luck, Kate & JV Eating Crabs, Plus Lauren Tannehill Out & About

  Colts In The Playoffs You can pencil in the Colts for the playoffs after last night’s win. Their playoff...

Nov 3, 2014

Arguing With A Woman, Eiffel Towered & Storm Trooper In The Crowd

  You guys asked for it. WTF is officially back. Bro’s transporting a trampoline in a Nissan Maxima, Chipotle is...

Nov 3, 2014

36 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Week 9 of the NFL

  Of course the big focus this week from NSFW Black Dudes was the huge Peyton/Brady battle that really wasn’t...

Nov 3, 2014

Porn Star Attacks Flyers Defenseman, Gruden Vs. Britt McHenry & Upton In Miami

  I guess you’ll want to watch the Colts-Giants game tonight. It’s either that or try to find some NBA...

Nov 3, 2014

Georgia-Florida Pukers, Hot Chicks Enjoying Halloween & ‘Wildman 69’ Jersey

  NFL Playoff Probabilities Congrats if you predicted the Cardinals would clinch a playoff spot before Thanksgiving. Bruce Arians has...

Nov 1, 2014

Halloween Photos From: Kate Upton, McKinney, Mrs. Manziel, Mrs. Dufner, Britt McHenry, Etc.

  Christmas Shopping Saks Fifth Avenue turned on its Christmas lights overnight. You might also notice Christmas ads today while...

Oct 31, 2014

28 NSFW Black Dudes Unload On LeBron Over His Return Spectacle

  There was the live SportsCenter. There was the partying in the streets. There were the bands performing outside the...

Oct 31, 2014

Playboy Halloween, Sexiest Celebrity Costumes, #Hallowasted & Halloween Costume Butts

  I’m not really that good at the Halloween post game so I thought today could be dedicated to corporate...

Oct 31, 2014

Kiffin Krimson Korner Kostumes, FSU Fan’s Honey Boo Boo Costume & Little Bret Bielema

  Florida State’s Schedule The remaining schedule after last night’s squeaker in Louisville includes Virginia, at Miami, Boston College and...

Oct 30, 2014

Take A Tour Of The House Where Jose Canseco Blew Off His Middle Finger

  I rarely bother sending you guys on a tour of a house where an athlete lives unless he/she is...

Oct 30, 2014

Best Of Sports Pumpkins

You still have like 12 hours to carve a pumpkin. There’s still time to pull off a sports logo pumpkin...

Oct 30, 2014

Sexy Snapchat Halloween Costumes, Homie Sues Shaq Over IG Mocking & Oklahoma Redneck of the Year

  Are we ready for a night of TV like this? Have you even looked at the schedule for tonight....

Oct 30, 2014

Bumgarner/Buck Facebook Relationship Status, F-Bama Pumpkin & Erin Andrews’ Sweater

  Royals Broke The Streak K.C. became the first home team since Baltimore in 1979 to lose a Game 7...

Oct 29, 2014

Bruce Jenner’s Red Nails, Brian Kelly Talks To WR About Porn Star & Rent Coco Crisp’s House

  Here we go — one night for baseball, Joe Buck, Harold Reynolds, Erin Andrews, Fox Sports, baseball nerds on...

Oct 29, 2014

Porn Star Supports Jameis, Shirtless Jameis & Barry Bonds’ New Girlfriend

  World Series Game 7 History I have bad news for Giants fan. A road team HAS NOT won a...

Oct 28, 2014

23 NSFW Black Dudes React To Jerry Jones’ Monday Night Football Drama

  While other sites are out there rehashing that “No means no” situation (that dumb shit was on Good Morning...

Oct 28, 2014

Kate Upton FUPA, Ana Braga In Blackhawks Bikini & #FSUTwitter Angry At Sam Ponder

  You can either watch a riveting Brian Bosworth 30 for 30 on ESPN at 9 or the boring World...

Oct 28, 2014

Ray Rice Halloween Costume Roundup, Little Rickie Fowler & Tony Romo Hair Mural

  Cowboys Playoff Probability I don’t want to freak out Lions fans this morning, but your team now has the...

Oct 27, 2014

41 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Week 8 of the NFL

  There were two guys from Week 8 in the NFL that NSFW Black Dudes went all-in on: Cary Williams...

Oct 27, 2014

Playboy Halloween Pics, Another Erin Andrews Twitter Fight & Ole Miss Chick’s NSFW Rant

  I’m pretty sure you want to watch the Redskins-Cowboys game just to hear how much Gruden blows Romo. That’s...

Oct 27, 2014

Fans Shitting Themselves, Big Dick 69 Wisconsin Fan & Fans Passed Out & Puking

  Playoff Probabilities How big was that loss last night for the Packers? At 5-3, they now have just a...