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Features - page 55
Oct 2, 2014

Former NFL CB Ellis Hobbs Is Selling His Massive Georgia Mansion — $2.1 Million

  Former NFL cornerback Ellis Hobbs must be tired of living like a rich professional athlete, because he has listed...

Oct 2, 2014

The Best of Drunken Kyle Orton

  Let me take you back to a time before Twitter and Instagram. Many of you were still in high...

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Oct 2, 2014

Pirates Grandma Is Lost, Hunter Pence Wild Card Signs & Pumping Gas In Shredded Jorts

  Bama-Ole Miss By the time you read this I’ll be on the road to Oxford, Miss. for the Bama...

Oct 1, 2014

Biebs Corrupting Jenner, Phelps Gambling Bender Before DUI & Best DFW H.S. Football Stadiums

  I guess you’re watching the Giants-Pirates game tonight on ESPN. Not a baseball fan? Hand over the remote to...

Oct 1, 2014

Sleeping Royals Fans, OSU Fan’s Booze Bag & Shirtless Bama Fan At Walmart

  Alternative Wild Card Format I’m thinking the wild card teams play doubleheaders on Wild Card Tuesday. Game 3 at...

Sep 30, 2014

Buy Jon Lester’s Lovely Massachusetts House For Just $1,850,000

  Remember how Jon Lester pretty much told the A’s he’d work a couple months for them and then go...

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Sep 30, 2014

Jeets & Hannah Enjoying Retirement, Jordan Carver Boxing & Chargers 6’9 OL

  Baseball has the night all to itself for the A’s-Royals Wild Card game on TBS. It’s baseball’s time to...

Playboy Golf Beer Cart Girls, Bama Redneck Van & Pedro Martinez’s Club Shirt

  The Sad Patriots The offensive line is shit. The defense is shit. The receiving corps is shit. And the...

Sep 30, 2014

31 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Week 4 Of The NFL

  Let me just say that NSFW Black Dudes don’t miss a thing. You’d figure that these guys wouldn’t notice...

Sep 29, 2014

Charlotte McKinney Finger Bra, Snoop Is Pissed At Steelers & Mike Smith Booger Vine

  Patriots at Chiefs…that’s it for tonight. Will Gruden jizz blast Tirico while talking about the greatness of Tom Brady?...

Sep 29, 2014

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Sep 29, 2014

Teddy Bridgewater Hair Jersey, Texans Fan Reading Book & NFL Nose Pickers

  Playoff Probability I hate to give Lions fans too much hope, but your team now has an 11% probability...

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Sep 28, 2014

Cincy’s Fat Punter, Mizzou-Cocks Middle Fingers & UGA Bro Passed Out Before Game

  Michigan Football Remember Saturday during GameDay when Lee Corso said Michigan would end its season with just four wins...

Sep 27, 2014

2014 ESPN GameDay Signs: Missouri Vs. South Carolina

  It’s not exactly a huge matchup thanks to Missouri losing to Indiana, but GameDay didn’t have many options so...

Sep 27, 2014

Johnny Bye Week, Big Ben Cow, Wayne Gretzky At Disco Party & A Bama Gremlin

Bert Blyleven Dated Trannies? From our old friend @RandBall, who spent his Friday night watching the Twins game…”Bert Blyleven just...

Sep 26, 2014

20 NSFW Black Dudes Break Down Jeter’s Storybook Ending

  I said it in the top of the ninth after someone from the O’s hit a 2-run shot to...

Sep 26, 2014

Jeter Didn’t Give Beadle A Gift Basket, Eagles Fan Taking A Leak & Hunter Pence F-Bombs

  Welcome to the weekend where you either act like an asshole American or an asshole Euorpean because it’s Ryder...

Sep 26, 2014

Johnny Enjoying Bye Week, Woman Wearing Giants 69 Jersey & Britt McHenry In Giants Blue

  Arkansas Begins The Gauntlet: Why do SEC fans laugh at other conferences? Because other conferences don’t play a schedule...

Sep 25, 2014

Take A Tour Of The House Scott Van Pelt Just Sold

  I caught the end of the conversation during the SVP & Russillo show, but I think I heard Van...

Sep 25, 2014

Jessica Simpson Leg Day, Buy Jeff Bagwell’s House & Mitch Williams Sues Deadspin

  The big question today is: Will I be able to stay awake for the entire UCLA-Arizona State game that...

Sep 25, 2014

South Park Destroys Redskins, Katherine Webb Comeback & John Rocker In Boxers On Survivor

  Jerry Jones Drama: If you thought the only thing Jer would have to worry about this week was South...

Sep 24, 2014

Reader: GameDay Police Took My Son’s ‘Dabo Wears Thongs’ Sign

  Brian Rowe tells me that his son, the one holding the “Dabo wears thongs” sign at the Florida State...

Sep 24, 2014

Andy Dalton Splurged On $750k House After Bengals Paid Him $17 Million Guaranteed

  You know why I’m liking Andy Dalton more and more by the day, other than the fact that Ginger...

Sep 24, 2014

Miranda Lambert Bikini Action, Gronk Working Shotgun & Dianna Agron As ‘Glee’ Cheerleader

  Today might end up being Derek Jeter’s final game at Yankee Stadium because a monsoon is headed to New...

Sep 24, 2014

Indians Butt Crack, Jeter In Red Sox Hat & Blue Jackets Ice Girls Are Back!

  Vegas Criminals: Police say they have hunted down an escaped convict who scaled a 10-foot basketball hoop at an...

Sep 23, 2014

Dan Marino’s Son Marrying Dime, Mrs. Jay Cutler Talks Sex Positions & Meet Carolina Cruz

  ESPN has the Orioles-Yankees game at 7 for those of you who want to cry over Derek Jeter leaving...

Sep 23, 2014

Ray Lewis Grabbing Suzy Kolber, 69 Jerseys & Peyton Manning Superfan At Kroger

J-E-T-S’ Offense: What happens when a team enters the opposing red zone six times and only scores once? You lose...

Sep 22, 2014

27 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Week 3 Of The NFL

  Here we go again with your favorite NFL analysis. You guys have spoken and pretty much told me that...

Sep 22, 2014

Shit On DeSean Jackson Jersey, Eric The Actor Is Dead & Wahlberg Leaves Kraft Hanging

  Bears at Jets tonight should be good if you enjoy miserable Jets fans in the stands. You might even...

Sep 22, 2014

Ray Rice Wife Beaters, Bengals Fan About To Jump Off Bridge & Carruth Jersey Sighting

  NFL Playoff Probability: There are already two teams with a 70%+ probability of making the playoffs: Cincinnati (74%) and...

Sep 21, 2014

Greg Oden Resurfaces At Wedding, Amanda Dufner At Bama & Shaq At LSU Game

Saturday Night College Football Games: I need to get my ass into a better routine on college football Saturdays. Either...

Sep 20, 2014

ESPN GameDay Signs 2014: Clemson Vs. Florida State

  Here we go with another edition of GameDay signs. All of you hoping for “F**k Her Right In The...

Sep 19, 2014

Buy Patrick Peterson’s House With A Peterson-Themed Basketball Court – $1.89 Million!

  Let me cut to the chase: if I had $2 million lying around, I would bid for Patrick Peterson’s...

Sep 19, 2014

23 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Falcons Whoopin’ That Tampa Ass

  Normally I wouldn’t waste your time on Friday morning with NSFW Black Dudes recapping the Thursday night game because...

Sep 19, 2014

Florida Vs. Bama Sorority War, Bruce Jenner’s Ponytail & Herm Predicted Bucs In Super Bowl

  You get UConn-South Florida tonight at 8 EST on ESPN. Or you can watch the Tigers-Royals game on ESPN2....

Sep 19, 2014

Tommy Lasorda Isn’t Dead, CNN NFL Logo Fail & Charlotte McKinney Drops An IG

  Tampa Bay: The Buccaneers have been eliminated from the playoffs. That was a quick season. Actually, they have an...

Sep 18, 2014

Ana Braga In Bears Shorts, Beadle Covered In Dogs & Double Nut KO In Christian MMA Fight

  Maybe you heard that Auburn is in Manhattan, Kansas for a decent matchup with K-State. That will be on...