Listen, if you’re looking for crazy/hot/fun World Cup fans, you have to watch Australia vs. Netherlands this morning at 11:30 on ESPN. Nobody parties in the stands like the Dutch. Not even Brazil. I’m sure some soccer dork out there will call me out on that, but fuck ’em. I’m right here. Just watch. There’s also day baseball for those of you who want to take a nap. Enjoy.
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