Features - page 56

Jun 16, 2014

Manziel Stayed Hydrated On Ace Of Spades In Houston

  I received a couple emails this weekend from concerned Browns fans who were worried about their starting quarterback getting dehydrated in the 90+ Houston heat. We can report that John didn’t seem to have a problem with fluid intake....

Jun 16, 2014

Beadle Trolls The Heat, Taylor Swift Leg Show & Jeter's GF Goes Hand Bra

  If you are annoyed by over-analysis, avoid Twitter and bars tonight at 5:30 for the U.S.-Ghana match. It will be ugly. Every possession will be dissected by soccer nerds. If you like low-scoring college baseball, the College World Series...

Jun 16, 2014

Lauren Tannehill Looking Bloated, Santa At Sox Game & Ole Miss Vaseline

  I guess 99.8% of the United States is happy today that the Spurs beat LeBron, who is now 2-3 in his NBA Finals career. The only solution here is that LeBron talks Carmelo into coming to Miami so they...

World Cup Middle Finger, Staffords In Aspen And Manziel's Asian Buddy

  Happy Father’s Day to all you guys out there who have kids you know about or kids you don’t know about. It’s a big day, enjoy it. If you haven’t read the feature on Gordy Gronkowski, otherwise known as...

Jun 15, 2014

NSFW Kate Upton Still Available, Kings Fan Falls On Ice & Florida Mugshot of the Week

  Four World Cup matches. The College World Series. The U.S. Open. Royals-White Sox. England vs. Italy at 5:30 is the obvious highlight of the day for soccer dorks. I’d recommend going outside for some vitamin D, but that’s your...

Jun 14, 2014

Erin Andrews Wins Stanley Cup, Rex Ryan At Morehead State & Brugman Bali Boobs

  Congratulations to Erin Andrews for winning her first Stanley Cup as a member of the Kings’ wives and girlfriends. You think Stoll will pop the question during the offseason when the two jet off to a Caribbean island? The...

Jun 14, 2014

Jun 13, 2014

Rick Reilly's Retirement Is Going Pretty Good

  Rick Reilly retired as an ESPN columnist this week. In his final column that I won’t link to, Rickster says he’ll enjoy hanging out at home with his children on Father’s Day. One can assume that he’ll be dropping...

Jun 13, 2014

How to Train Your D, Lonely American Soccer Fan & No Dumping

Just drive right past the Clown Hotel, soccer soda display and I love to bone my dog? Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? We want your WTF...

Jun 13, 2014

Selena Gomez For You Freaks, Eagles $64k Dinner Hoax & A Lane Kiffin Scarecrow

  You get the Kings celebrating a Stanley Cup on their home ice tonight on NBC. The puck drops at 8. Soccer dorks get three games on ESPN or ESPN2. You also get the second round of the boring U.S....

Jun 13, 2014

Spurs Beat Head, Sara Carbonero At World Cup & Million Dollar Man Sighting

  The Heat are finished. No team has ever come back from a 3-1 deficit in NBA Finals history. The Heat look old. The Heat can’t play defense. The Heat have no answer for the Spurs and their team basketball....

Jun 12, 2014

23 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Neymar & The World Cup

  Here we go…a month of soccer is about to dominate your life. It’s not just you white people who are enjoying the World Cup. We learned today that NSFW Black Dudes also have interest in the world’s most-watched sporting...

Jun 12, 2014

Rangers Flying V, Japan World Cup Pokemon Plane & McCants' Shirt

Rickie Fowler wears knickers to honor Payne Stewart, Quick hates Puppies and Cream Pies? Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? We want your WTF photos. Email us: ...