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May 18, 2015

ESPN’s Michael Smith Cursed on TV, Already Bracing For Mothership Punishment

If you’re currently having a tough Monday, ESPN’s Michael Smith knows exactly how you feel. While passionately discussing the important...

May 18, 2015

How to spot a psychopath, Under Armor Shirt Fail & Drunk Guy T-Shirt

This lady’s car screams psychopath, Britney Spears at the Billboards (speaking of psychopaths) and Big A$$ Yard Sale. Do you...

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May 18, 2015

Salma Hayek Uncorked, Twitter Bullying Tony Romo & Royce Clayton Selling

Because It’s The Cup time — Rangers-Lightning tonight on NBCSN at 8 EST. That’s about it for those of you...

May 18, 2015

Alabama Fan Mugshots, Auburn Man-kini & Brugman Swims With Sharks

Biker gang shootouts When was the last time you heard of a single event, like Sunday’s Waco Twin Peaks shootout,...

May 17, 2015

Saban Ate Her, Kim DeJesus On A Pole & Marlins Man At Preakness

  Do you get your hands dirty? I spent all day Saturday digging up shit, planting shit, cutting shit, doing...

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May 16, 2015

Buy Michael Jordan’s Chicago Compound — $14.8 Million

Right off the bat I’m going to tell you this is a bargain. You might be thinking, hey Dan, how...

Durham Bulls ‘Star Wars’ Night, Ruining of the Bulls & Hulk Cosplay Fail

C-3PO Star Wars Night uniforms, got the couch to fit and such high standards for women. Do you see random...

May 15, 2015

Jose Canseco’s Daughter’s SI Audition, MJ Lowers House Price & LSU’s Lazy River

  Don’t have friends? Don’t have anywhere to go tonight? Stay home and watch Game 6 of Hawks-Wizards and Warriors-Grizzlies....

May 15, 2015

Devin Brugman Swims With Pigs, Jesus At Game 6 & Nail In Landscaper’s Eye

  Riviera liquidation sale update The Riv liquidation sale started on Thursday and we now know the prices for more...

May 15, 2015

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May 14, 2015

No Shortcuts to Success, Broncos Fan Lip Tattoo & Keep Calm Ginger

Boston Globe cartoon, Don’t Vote for Hillary in ’16 obit and Yale driving an Aveo. Do you see random sh$%...

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May 14, 2015

Kate Upton Catching Football, Peterson Buys Shots & Broncos Lip Tattoo

  BULLS-CAVS! BULLS-CAVS GAME 6! BULLS-CAVS! BULLS-CAVS GAME 6! BULLS-CAVS! BULLS-CAVS GAME 6! BULLS-CAVS! BULLS-CAVS GAME 6! ROCKETS-CLIPPERS! ROCKETS-CLIPPERS GAME...

May 13, 2015

Buy Eddie Kennison’s Kansas Home — Just $775,000

    Are you a current (or future) Kansas resident with eyes on a new home? If so, you’re in...

May 13, 2015

#TomShady, Buffalo Radio Show Posts Patriots Jerseys & Manliness

Buffalo radio show has listeners post custom Patriots jerseys, “please don Sheet in my pool,” and poor balloon placement. Do...

May 13, 2015

Hugh Hefner’s Sister-In-Law, Lingerie Footballer Is A Dentist & Charlie’s Joke

  Capitals-Rangers…BECAUSE IT’S THE CUP…GAME 7. The hair will be standing on your arms. You’ll be nervous and you haven’t...

May 13, 2015

Manziel Looking Thick, Roll Frog Legs & Bengals WAG Wine Night

  Portnoy put on a pageviews-generating clinic No matter what you think of El Pres at Barstool (we’ve had a...

May 12, 2015

Ex-Oregon Cheerleader Amanda Pflugrad Lands Celtics Job

  I’m not going to lie. If I hadn’t met my future wife in 2006, I would’ve probably married Oregon...

May 12, 2015

Erin Andrews Defends Rolling Her Eyes During Proposal, Calls Out US Weekly

“Dancing With the Stars” host, Erin Andrews, is doing some major damage control today after she was caught rolling her...

May 12, 2015

Carolina Mudcats Bus Flips on Side, The Big “O” & Protect your nuts

Al Borland jerseys, you’re doing it all wrong and ex-daughter-in-law cards. Do you see random sh$% while driving to work...

May 12, 2015

30 NSFW Black Dudes React To Tom Brady’s Suspension

  The hammer finally dropped. Goodell channeled some AC/DC “Thunderstruck” and took a sledgehammer right to Tom Brady’s dick. Literally...

May 12, 2015

Selena Gomez Bed Video, Braylon Edwards Arrested & USC Sand Volleyball

  BULLS-CAVS GAME 5! BULLS-CAVS GAME 5! BULLS-CAVS GAME 5! BULLS-CAVS GAME 5! CLIPPERS-ROCKETS GAME 5! CLIPPERS-ROCKETS GAME 5! CLIPPERS-ROCKETS...

May 12, 2015

Paulina Gretzky Warming Up, Tony Romo at Grocery & Barry Gets Into Hall

Hiring Pete Rose was a brilliant move by Fox Sports 1 So you have Twitter/blogger hipsters like Erik who couldn’t...

May 12, 2015

Poor Erin Andrews…Now People Are Getting Engaged In Her Face

  The hits just keeping coming for poor Erin Andrews and her journey to becoming a married woman. Just a...

May 11, 2015

12 Rounds of Gentleness, Homegods & Expect Dez Nutz

Shaq all wrapped up in bubble wrap, Derek Rose son’s priceless face and nice swim trunks. Do you see random...

May 11, 2015

Rickie Fowler Kissing His Girlfriend, Griner Gets Married & Ethier Buys Log Cabin

  Of course you losers aren’t taking off a night from the NBA Playoffs. That means you’ll blow like five...

May 11, 2015

Nick Saban Groom’s Cake, Mother’s Day Roundup & Bryce Harper’s Guitar

  I’ll watch a Clippers-Grizzlies Western Conference Finals I’m about five days away from really caring about the NBA Playoffs. ...

May 9, 2015

Buy Asante Samuel’s Ridiculous Florida Mansion — $9.5 Million

I’ll admit it, I’ve been hating on the houses I’ve been posting recently. Darnell Dockett’s house was okay, Mussina’s was...

May 9, 2015

18 NSFW Black Dudes React To The Bill Simmons News

In case you weren’t on planet earth yesterday, ESPN announced that it was not going to renew Bill Simmons’ contract...

May 8, 2015

Action Meats, Dinner at Jerry’s House & Ja Rule ’16 Election Thoughts

La’el Collins’ mother looked scared to death, clear bra sale and don’t park like an ass. Do you see random...

May 8, 2015

Rovell Fired Up Over Hot Dog Champion Shirt On ESPN Tour

  OK, so I should’ve been recording Rovell’s Periscope when he had Hannah Storm held hostage in a hallway. I’m...

May 8, 2015

Creepy Mother’s Day Photos, Perfect Booty Girl Found & Riley Cooper’s New Deal

  Cavs-Bulls tonight — will Joakim Noah & Cardale fight in the parking lot after this one? Can the Bulls...

May 8, 2015

Tom Brady’s Balls, Dee Dee McCarron Sighting & Bama Fans Bama-ing

  It’s going to be 85 degrees today You know I bitched for months about winter so it’s time to...

May 7, 2015

Brady getting bashed, Please Send Monies & Rebuilding #1

Sounds like a tasty restaurant, it burns and sweet hair in the front row. Do you see random sh$% while...

May 7, 2015

Megan Fox Is Back, Charissa Thompson Flashes & Bud Grant Garage Sale

  The NBA has a night off, but the NHL rolls along. Let me recommend Game 4 of Blackhawks-Wild. Does...

May 7, 2015

Dan Uggla Date Night, Miss Teen America At Braves Game & ESPN Math Wizard

  Unless you’re a Patriots homer… …you know what the Wells Report says about Tom Brady. He’s probably not the...

May 6, 2015

24 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Tom Brady’s Role In Deflategate

  The 200+ page report is in from the Wells Report and Tom Brady doesn’t exactly look like a great...