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Jul 8, 2015

27 NSFW Black Dudes React To JPP Blowing Off His Finger

  And you fools wonder why NFL contracts include clauses about what the player is allowed to do during the offseason. These NFL suits include that stuff because they know you’re young and dumb and will blow the shit out...

Jul 7, 2015

33 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Subway Jared's House Getting Raided

This is not going over very well with the BD community.

Jun 25, 2015

38 NSFW Black Dudes React To Knicks Taking Some Big White Foreign Dude

  Phil Jackson pulled the trigger like a guy who has a big pile of NBA rings to choose from. He took Kristaps Porzingis with the number 4 pick and Knicks fans obviously lost their mind because (1.) They’ve never...

28 NSFW Black Dudes React To Diddy Fighting UCLA Football Coach

  There’s officially a war within the UCLA program between P. Diddy and strength coach Sal Alosi. The war got out of control and led to a fight today that then led to Diddy’s arrest, according to TMZ. All of...

Jun 22, 2015

41 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Game 4 & LeBron's Dong

  The big news from Game 4 of the NBA Finals: It will be known as the “Head Game”. It will go down as the night LeBron got his junk on national TV and then threw his head into a...

Jun 12, 2015

40 NSFW Black Dudes React To Delly's Hustle & Game 3 Of The Finals

  The hustle. The determination. The grit. The determination. The knowledge that he could be two wins away from upgrading from the Mazda he’s driving to a real NBA car. Matthew Dellavedova played Game 3 like it was the last...

Jun 10, 2015

Jun 8, 2015

40 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Game 2 of the NBA Finals

  The Cavs finally have a victory in the NBA Finals and they can thank that goofy ass white boy from Australia for being in the right place at the right time to constantly save the season. I said it...

Jun 5, 2015

43 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Game 1 Of The NBA Finals

  I’m a little late with the NSFW Black Dudes today because I wanted to let last night sink in for all the BDs out there who might’ve been sitting on their analysis until they got out of bed and...

Jun 2, 2015

20 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Sepp Blatter's Resignation

  The hog has finally been slaughtered. The FBI and the rest of the U.S. law enforcement community finally took down the bloated pig and guaranteed the future of soccer won’t be full of corrupt idiots lining their pockets. LOLOLOLOL…just...

May 12, 2015

30 NSFW Black Dudes React To Tom Brady's Suspension

  The hammer finally dropped. Goodell channeled some AC/DC “Thunderstruck” and took a sledgehammer right to Tom Brady’s dick. Literally slapped it on a piece of plywood and SLAMMED IT. Broke all the rules Played all the fools Yeah yeah...

May 9, 2015

18 NSFW Black Dudes React To The Bill Simmons News

In case you weren’t on planet earth yesterday, ESPN announced that it was not going to renew Bill Simmons’ contract when it ends in May. It wasn’t all that surprising. It seemed like Simmons was getting suspended every month at...

May 6, 2015

24 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze Tom Brady's Role In Deflategate

  The 200+ page report is in from the Wells Report and Tom Brady doesn’t exactly look like a great guy from the text messages coming from the alleged “deflators.” There’s a ton of circumstantial evidence that Tom had a...